Joe Rogan on Jacked kangaroos

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By people hitting deer with their cars same with kangaroos you hit a kangaroo your car's done for
Those big ones the big ones the big red ones. They're six foot tall. They're ******* huge. They're jacked to jack. Yeah steroids. Come on until
Until like the internet came around. I don't think anybody knew the kangaroos were jacked in america. We did you guys knew?
Well, I remember when I was a kid
I saw two kangaroos having a boxing fight and they were six foot and they were punching each other in the face
But what they do is they get on their tails and they put all of their weight onto their tails
And they kick and punch the kick will actually kill you they can gut you right completely
If you got kicked full by a big red kangaroo, you're dead
The punch is their arms of you know, like t-rex arms, right? They're kind of funny
But um the kicks oof
Well, you've seen that video of the the one that has the dog in a headlock and the guy comes over and punches the kangaroo
I've tried to see if it's set up or whether it's fake. I shot off light. He got lucky
Yeah, but um, I wondered why he had the kangaroo had the dog in a headlock that doesn't really make any sense
It's not really a thing that a kangaroo would do. Well, they get each other in headlocks, don't they?
Uh, yeah, but not for long hadn't and the guy's demeanor and the way that he kind of punched the kangaroo
It was it seemed very real. I'm pretty sure it's real. I think it's real
It seemed and it was a bitch-ass punch too. Like it was kind of a slap punch, wasn't it?
Well, it wasn't well it was a kangaroo you don't want to fully he's probably not even sure what he's doing
He's like am I gonna *******?
Why about out of here? He's probably like
Half sure of what he's doing while he's doing it
He's punching a ******* wild animal. I know when you see those, uh pictures of the the kangaroos up against some old ladies, you know
Back door just she act like that like let me in just staring this old lady's like oh god
They're freaky big
You know eddieft, do you know eddie? Yeah
Eddie after he spent some time in australia
And he told me that he had you know
When he first went over there had no idea and he was in someone's backyard
He saw a kangaroo that was just standing there and he thought it was a statue
And he starts walking because he's like they're not that big
So he starts walking over to it and it's just looking at him his friends start screaming get the **** out of there
Come back. He's like that thing will kill you and then he realized like oh my god
That's a real kangaroo and it's like seven feet tall. Oh, really?
Where was he? Did he say where he was?
Australia to me is australia. Yeah
