Mario Comics Inspired by the Mario Movie

all right what are you staring at I to be completely honest I'm a just fascinated by you what is that supposed to mean um I have never seen anyone like a you before royalty no I mean I have never seen anyone that looks like a you that sounds like an insult no no you're hot not I mean not you are a nut hot I mean you are but well glad you'll think I'm ugly Luigi you fool I forgive you what for abusing me and keeping me locked up in a tiny cage suspended above boiling lava and almost killing me do you think I want your forgiveness that's pathetic I'm King of the godamn Coopers well your highness I'm I not saying it for you I just need a closure that's all well see you tomorrow hi I'm not done with you and then he laughed at me that human what is his name I'm sorry I can't even remember my own name right now Luigi I'm I here to save you oh Mario sorry you're here to what [Music] I don't know Luigi you sure a guy like you knows how to handle a hammer I'm just kidding don't overwork yourself huh what did he say this time oh nothing don't worry about it well better get back to [Music] it um could you help me with this sure thing bro coffee boys I'm good no thank you more for me I hate this part oh my God what the hell is wrong with this guy Mario I think we need to find another job it really seems he's been putting an effort to hang on oh hey boys I'm making lunch want some bro what break break break many you can come in hey bro I made dinner that's really nice of you I was uh wondering if you would like to come downstairs and uh eat with me no thank you I can't right now I'm so close to figuring this s if I work a little more just a little more H looks like you need a break Mario I can't stop now if I do I'm not sure I'll be able to get back into it you know Mario I would like for you to take a break with me I can tell you need one you are overworking yourself again but I promise Peach that peach can wait an hour if she's unhappy with that you can tell her I stole you away from your duties [Music] please ah you know I can't say no when you look at me like a that so you'll join me yeah but only for a short while sure just a short while oh spaghetti oh ravioli oh Las oh why do I sound like qule do I really need this junk yes why if we run into a ghost I'll just punch it you can't punch a ghost dummy sure I can are you implying that I'm weak Luigi Bowser you can't punch a ghost 100 hey didn't we have an upcoming gig oh God that's today we got to get on set get off [Music] it's not like anybody's going to watch that junk anyway oh I'm all by myself in this big scary mansion sure hope there's no evil ghost in here oh no my poter G is run out of battery what else could I possibly go wrong who is me for I am Fallen I just hate if anybody took advantage of this yep on the floor all helpless sure would be a shame if I got away now come on Luigi make so soon weren't you going to bust some ghosts apparently not you loser come out and fight me don't look so sad let's get this together did you guys see how I got him holy [ __ ] on you you like my I keeping on you until this com is over sleepover sleepover you're the guest so you get to pick princess I don't I know how you've got so many these are just my personal favorites how about this one hey bro we found the movie oh yeah are you sure oh spaghetti oh this movie is bad oh how much longer do I have to keep doing this hey bros how are you two today wait a minute you two are a lot more quiet than usual what cat cut your tongue Daisy have you not heard the brothers have lost their voice wait really they lost it when they were rescuing me the other day I get that feeling I don't know why but it seems when you lose something like a voice you only realize how much you miss it till it's gone you only realize how much you miss it till it's gone Mario I just wanted to say thank you sorry I must leave a delegate from a neighboring Kingdom seeks an audience and relations are rocky arm wrestle them I can't do that it will earn their respect unless you're chicken it's a bad idea look at me I'm Peach my noodle arms are too weak to wrestle Daisy the delegate is a Goomba oh look out I think Bowser likes you I like them big I like them chunky I like them big I like them plumpe goodness girl you're huge I'm telling you we got more in common with the Goombas and Koopas than any of us do with Princess Peach or Bowser can we not do this today toad I ain't nothing like a dirty Goomba screw you it's all just theater one week the princess is getting kidnapped by Bowser then the next they're best buddies and driving go-karts together and it ain't just those two Princess Daisy rosalena [ __ ] Wario they're all in one big party and we ain't invited it's called diplomacy toad you want us at War forever oh yeah awful convenient those Wars huh while the aristocrats are playing golf up in their castles they got us totes and goas killing each other over face fake Wars fake Wars you'd best watch your mou son I fought in the mushroom wars served alongside Mario himself how stars above Mario's one of them Mario is a national hero that's it toad you're out of here