Sonic the Hedgehog VS the Flash! Race!

Ha! My grandma can run faster than you. Guess what? My grandma taught your grandma how to run. They have no idea what is in store for them. Bye bye, Sonic. Why? Is that Sonic? Why am I in here? Hey Dr. Robotnik, how do you like the slammer? Wipe that smug little smile off your face. You're never going to get over losing to me in that race, are you? You just wait, Sonic. I only have one more year in this place here, and then I'm coming after you. Oh, Dr. Robotnik, you're so terrifying. Besides, you couldn't catch me anyway. You are not the fastest in the land, Sonic. Uh, yes I am. Apparently you've never heard of the Flash. Nice try. No one's faster than me. Then you haven't heard of the Flash. If the Flash really does exist, one of my rings will show me where he is. Oh no, my rings. Show me the Flash. He's real? Oh yes, and he's way faster than you will ever be, Sonic. Why haven't I ever heard of... The planet's working. Impossible. I still have so much more to learn about this planet. Oh yes, the Flash is a superhero. There's lots of superheroes on this planet. Superheroes? If you let me out, Sonic, I will take you to him. I will bet you a lifetime behind bars that you will lose the Flash in a race. A race? I don't need you to take me to him, but I'm interested in your bet. And I guess we need someone to start the race. Who's this? Who's this? Okay, if I win this race and let you out temporarily, you promise that you will be behind bars forever? But of course, forever. Fine, let's go find the Flash. For once, it would be nice to have a little competition. Can't wait to win this race too. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Seriously? Knock off your dumb laugh and you're not coming. Fine, let's go. He's back. This must be where the Flash lives. Oh yes, it is. That's my trick. Who does this guy think he is? What a show off. Here he comes. Hey guys, are you here for an autograph? Uh, no way. Hello Flash, this is Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the who? Sonic the Hedgehog. Are hedgehogs even real? I thought they were one of those mythical creatures like unicorns or narwhals. Um, yeah, hedgehogs are real. And by the way, so are narwhals. And this hedgehog is so fast, they even made a Hollywood movie about me. Well Flash, I bet you haven't been in any movies. Ever heard of the Justice League, Flashpoint, the Flash? You might be the fastest superhero, but I'm the fastest animal in the universe. Well, it seems obvious to me that you two need to race each other. Hmm, superhero versus animal. I like my odds. I got this. Good luck, Flash. Runners, this way with me. Oh yes, here we go. The race of the century. We have Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Versus the Flash. This is amazing. I can't wait to see who wins. This will be incredible. So the race will go around this house three times. Good? What? That's not even a race. Three times, three seconds. That's so easy. Okay, um, then to the Statue of Liberty. Oh, that's... Better? That's better. Okay, line up. I still don't think you have any super strength. Oh, smack talking Splash. Okay, runners, take your marks. You sure you want to end this now? I'm totally sure of it. Good luck, Hedgehog. Good luck, Flashy Pants. The first one back wins the race and will be the fastest in the universe. Here we go. Are you ready? Get steady and going. Oh, it's working. My plan is working. Now to set up the finish line. My grandma can run faster than you. Well, guess what? My grandma taught your grandma how to run. You sure? Because my grandma taught me how to do this. Are you sure about your grandma's? Not that we'd be needing this anyways. There's the Statue of Liberty. And then we get to go back home and prove that I'm the real fastest. Oh, Sonic, you should not have dropped your precious ring. I guess you are pretty fast for a human. Huh, I never thought a hedgehog could be that fast. They have no idea what is in store for them when they come to the finish line. Oh, here they come. Bye-bye, Sonic. What happened? Oh no, oh no, oh no. He's gone. Sonic the Hedgehog is gone. What happened? Flash, I dropped all my rings and Dr. Robotnik must have taken one. Rings? What rings? Who cares about rings? My trap for Sonic the Hedgehog worked. Now to run and hide before he figures out where he is and how to get back. No, Flash. My rings teleport me to other planets. Wait, you mean we're no longer on Earth? Yes, he tricked me. We need one of my rings to teleport us back to Earth. So you're saying one of these gold rings will teleport us back to Earth? Yes. Wait, what was that? Impossible. What? That's just a hair. Could there possibly be another creature like me? What? What is it, Sonic? Tell me. You see this? Do you see the resemblance? Wait, what's that? No way. What? What's going on here? Flash, she says her name is Swifty and she's the fastest dog on this planet. Whoa, you've got to be kidding me. That sneaky Dr. Robotnik, he must have taken one of my rings when I let him out of jail. Wait, he was in prison and you let him out? Yes, he tricked me into letting him out so you and I would race. And he said you were faster. Well, by now he definitely escaped. She says she's faster than us and she wants to have a race. Nice try, Furball. We all know that I'm the fastest. Plus, we're going to have to come back and race later. Um, nice try. We all know that I'm the fastest here. And yeah, you're right. We better get out of here. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get that Dr. Robotnik. Good call. Whoa, she really is fast. Well, see ya Swifty. Um, are you sure this is going to work? Yep. Hi-ya! Whoa! Ready? Let's go! Whoa, it worked. Of course it worked. Oh no, I was worried about this. Dr. Robotnik must have gotten away. Um, well, he's your problem now. No, Flash, help me. You don't know how powerful Dr. Robotnik could be. Superheroes could do anything, especially help a little hedgehog out. Thanks, Flash. I'll take the help. But I think he went that way. My plan worked. Sonic is gone. The Flash is gone. Now time for my master plan. I've got to find a cave. I'm going to build a giant machine. And I'm going to take over the world!