Exposing Comedians Wearing Hideous Watches

Today I'm reacting to comedians wearing watches. The last time we've done this, we became best mates with Andrew Schultz. And then after that, Andrew Schultz made a big jump in his career. You're welcome, Andrew. You're welcome. No, no, no. It was unbelievable hanging out with Andrew Schultz and his crew, and I'm not gonna lie. Andrew is such an incredible, warm, nice, loving person. It's insane. I had a few heartfelt conversations about YouTube and about Journey and Next Steps, and he really helped me out. And for that, I owe him. What a guy. This is like, it's not an Andrew Schultz campaign, like, marketing campaign. Like, I mean, just to clarify that. Yeah, right? I see 40% of you watching the videos aren't subscribed. We have to change that right now. Subscribe to the channel right now. And I see 80% of you guys that are buying watches don't buy from Pride and Pinion. We need to change that as well. PrideandPinion.com. Let's get stuck in the video. Shane Gillis. Never heard of Shane Gillis. I am not gonna lie. Do you have live, laugh, love cursive in your apartment? No, man, my apartment's black as shit. Just so if my family comes, I'm like, no, she's a good one. Yeah. What do you have in your apartment that makes it black as shit? I can't think of the name of the- Other people's stuff. I love black jokes. I love them. What? That's funny. How did that one happen? Like, people would call me fat. So, fat jokes, yeah. Black jokes, fat jokes, all the same, like. Not really, but it is what it is. Oh, so the clip didn't even feature a lot. What are we doing here, then? Yeah, it could be a Submariner, it could be a Seadweller, it could be a Seadweller 4000. Hard to see, to be honest. Could be several variations of the Submariner. It's hard to see, but we'll do it this way, right? It's a Submariner. Don't know which one. Is he really big time? Yeah. SNL is Saturday Night Live. Why did he get canceled? No? What is it then? Oh, Saturday Night Live. Why would you get canceled for saying anything about Asians? But Schultz is, like, I remember, this is insane, right? I remember this, right? We were in Dublin, and he was asking me questions about Ireland. But what the f*** do I know about the Republic of Ireland, to be honest? The next evening, he knew the full history of Ireland. Adapted his joke, said it was f***ing insane, as if he was local, as if he knew everything about Ireland. But it was insane. Okay, I'll not suck his f*** anymore, but who's this guy? Jerry Seinfeld. Breitling Cosmonaut. Jerry Seinfeld is not a comedian, is he? He's literally a comedian. Is he not, like, the presenter from TV show and stuff, no? Bro! How the f*** do I know about American culture? He's the biggest legend, like, in comedy world. Nah. Like, Andrew... Breitling Cosmonaut 24-hour watch that was designed by Breitling for Scott Carpenter to orbit the Earth. Astronauts cannot tell if it's a.m. or p.m., because they're orbiting the Earth, like, every few minutes, so they don't know. Obviously, there's no day or night in space. So he wanted a watch that only goes around once, so you know if it's a.m. or p.m. You don't have to wonder. It's hard to tell what time it is. And I like that because I get to stare at this fantastic face longer. It's got a slide rule, bezel, obviously a chronograph function. I would never go anywhere without a stopwatch. I time everything. I go into a restaurant, and the table's not ready, and the maitre d' says, we'll have it for you in five minutes. I go, great. Did you know about that watch? Initially, I was caught out there. Jerry Springer called me out. Jerry, hey, caught out. Do not touch it. What the? That's what it is. What was the name again? Do you seriously not know the show Seinfeld? Listen. It's the most famous sitcom of all time. Seinfeld, yeah, no, I've heard of that, and I think it's on Netflix, isn't it? But no, no, let me explain this right. Back in the day, when I lived in this other country, yeah, you had that on a TV channel, and it was subtitled, and it was usually during daytime, where grannies and mothers were at home, you know? Seinfeld. Are you sure we're still talking about Seinfeld? Yeah, because- Is it Jerry Springer still? No, Springer was in the evening. It was in the evening, so. He caught me out there. Like, I was like, is that the actual watch, or did they make a series? But I have never, I have a real watch expert now behind the camera, just to clarify that. Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Golden Menta watches. Right, come over here, because this is important information. We're looking at a normal-looking Navitimer. Really, that's what it is. It's a 24-hour dial, so it counts down very slowly, because it starts from midnight, and goes, so that's one o'clock in the evening, or morning, two, three, four, all the way, that'd be six, and now you're in your evening- So this is now 12, basically. Right, so sometimes people get confused, because they look down, and they're like, wait, 12 hours just passed, but it's only at the bottom, as opposed to going all the way around. Yeah. So you can count an entire day through just one rotation. That's incredible. Yeah, it's really cool. Well, that's f***ing class. Thank you, Jerry. Actually, Jerry is like a watch influencer. He influenced me now to buy that watch. Before we get into the next watch, the new drop by IFL Watches. Look at that. That was really well done. The brand new drop by IFL Watches, with a complete hand-painted citizen, with f***ing monkeys. Yeah, monkeys on the dial. The watch is actually called Wise Guys, because there's three wise guys. Wise monkeys. Three wise monkeys on the dial. There's only 150 of these produced, and every single one of them is hand-painted, and therefore is unique. Make sure you do not miss out. First link in the description. Let her have it. Andrew Schultz. My grandmother. She had a heart attack. What is it? And she's old. She's like 97 years old, right? I have genuinely no idea. Oh, f***. She lived in World War II. She lived in it? Yeah. Where? In England. Oh, really? Yeah, she had a pop in the bomb shelter. Was she just getting spit-roasted in there? What? No. What the f***? You do crazy s***. No, you do crazy s***. Why would you even bring this up? When you're under duress, what would you say? When you're under duress, what the f*** would you say? Crazy s***. You get horny. I'm trying to tell you. You get horny. I'm trying to tell you about a heart attack. What the f***? I'm doing that. Grumpy. T-top, t-top, t-top, t-top. Nah, we're in there. So not as drinking water. And all the of-age males, they was out there fighting, so she was taking down 15-year-olds. Come on, what the hell? First, bonus, straighten your grandma. Oh, no. First, f***. You guys. Jesus. That was a lot to f***ing take in, to be honest. You know what? I just, I don't, I don't know. It's maybe bad for business, but I'm not a big tank fan. I think it's cool. I can't wear it. That's maybe why. I don't know how to feel about that. It's just boring. Boring. Overpriced. To be honest, overpriced. Overpriced. Honestly. Your boy Scholes is wearing this? Yes. Yeah, you need to talk to him. Nah, you can't do that. It needs to be, dude, he goes from like the 222. Yeah. Modern 222 to like a basic tank now. Nah, nah, nah. You can't do that. But let me, let me, okay, also a point. Overpriced. That is a significantly overpriced watch. I think it's even quartz. 11,200. I mean, look, it's a classic watch, but I feel like he could go something a little more. Is that a $15,000 watch? No. He should have gone for like a Sontre or something. Yeah. That's not a 15,000. There's nothing in this that makes that 15,000 price. Not even gold. Not even. Nah. It gets something cool. Something like vintage, like a vintage tank or something cool. Not like this. I just love how it goes from like, Andrew Scholes is the best person ever. Yeah, but like Andrew. Yeah. That, that watch sucks. That watch sucks. It is. It sucks balls. Derek Poston and Asana Ma, ladies and gentlemen. What a guy. Make some noise for our guest. I knew you were retarded the day I met you. I took him to see Oppenheimer when it came out. Oppenheimer, him. And then we got in the theater. I said, Cam. Yes. I gave him that watch. What a great guy. It was his first watch. Apparently Joe Rogan told him he needed to get a watch. This was his first watch. Zodiac. Love it. We gifted that to Derek. Very, very proud of that, that he's wearing that. And I hope that that is the start of his watch journey. Cool watch. With a cool history. Rogan's been trying to get me to buy, like he's been trying to get me to buy a real watch for the longest. So he's, see, when I come back and I have this, he's gonna, he's gonna be like, what the f**k? No, I can't wait until my boy hook me up. Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Williams. Who's Brad Williams? It's show time. Throw time? Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, this watch is all right, to be fair. Like, the cool thing about this watch is the whole community behind it. The people behind it make this watch super cool because you can mod it. It's a Seiko mod, a Seiko 5 mod. It's a diver in this case. Do I like the color of the dial? No. Do I like this watch in particular? No, it's horrendous. No offense. I think it's a really cool entry into the watch world in a different way. People like this become part of that community and they start with Seiko and they start modding and then they start saving up for their first proper luxury watch. Then they're in this watch journey. Like, I mean, it's really, really cool. And I've been part of that in the past as well. Once you take the top off. Is it gonna bite me? No. Okay. That teacup set was at the Haus Wachenfeld on the Obersalzberg. And in 1936, Gerdi Troost, whose husband was Hitler's architect, she was his interior designer. She had that teacup set at her apartment in Bad Reichenhall and a man named Isaac Hahn was gifted it. He sold it to an unknown collector who later sold it to a man named Richard Michael Colliker who sold it once more to the unnamed party. And we acquired it. And there is basically a 99% probability that you're holding something that the Fuhrer drank from at his vacation home. This is Hitler's cup? That was Hitler's cup. Put it to your lips. That is Seiko's. Seiko's. That's Hitler's cup. Right, fair enough. Like, I mean. Being on theme with the video. Everyone says you look like Burt quite a lot. You can be Burt's brother, but we thought we'd get you a gift. This is really badly wrapped, by the way. What is this? The Nazi bullets? The photos of this. Pepper stamps. Are these real? We might need to pixelate some of this. Yeah, pixelate that, will you? My grandpa fought in the war, yeah? I'm not easily offended, so I'm not offended this time. Oh yeah, I know that one. You know, my father is a big World War II, like, not advocate, but I don't know. Where are you from again? Advocate? Right, let me go back, yeah? Right. So, just a wee story, right? I was born in the Netherlands, a country that was occupied in the Second World War, and my father is very interested in the Second World War so much that we, as a kid, I mean, as a kid, oh, the bullet has fallen out. We went to Normandy and went to all the museums and watched the, what do you call that? Band of Brothers and stuff. My dad loves books and memorabilia and stuff. Not that he loves the f***ing Warlick, I mean. Oh yeah, we're talking about watches. I don't know, f*** this up, man, I don't give a f***. I can't really see it. Shall we send this to Bert? Bert, send me your address, yeah? We wanna add something to your collection. See you the next time we're in America. I wanna go to one of these comedy clubs and meet these guys and stuff. Bert, there's a wee goodie bag coming your way, son.