Thor Vs Loki

Oh I think I lost him. Either have to the count of three or to the count of five. What will it be? This is getting too easy. Ever since I, Thor, the strongest Avenger have defeated Thanos. With some help. Life has been so boring. You're on, you're on top. Yes I know. I'm on top of the world. But it's sometimes lonely being like that. No, me. You're on top of me. Oh, oh, sorry. Okay, I'm off now. No more robbing any banks, okay? I'm so bored. Maybe I should just retire. 1,500 years protecting the earth is quite a good run. Yeah, maybe I should just relax for a while. Garbage, garbage. Oh, here's a good one. Breaking news. Superhero Loki is at it again and he's ruining our lives. Just look at this chaos. Classic Loki. Always messing around. Oh well, not my problem. The world is safe and sound. Oh, sports. Oh, those puny little people love to run and play. Thor, we gotta go. Loki is wreaking havoc on the city. Um, Jane? What are you? No time. We gotta go. Are you trying to dress like me? Get off of this couch now. What? No. I'm retired. I've been protecting the earth my whole life. I deserve a break, Jane. It's mighty Thor. Loki is terrorizing the whole city. What will it take to get you off the couch? Listen, Loki's just having his little moment. It'll pass. Come relax with me. Now is not time to relax. We must go now. Listen, you come sit right here and chill with me for a while and if Loki is still causing problems after that, then I will come help. Okay? That's exactly what I said. Yeah. Well, the weirdest thing is... Hi. I'll call you back. Hello? My phone! It's a banana! Good luck talking on that. Wait, that's your power? You turn things into bananas? What kind of hero are you? I'm so glad you asked. I am Loki, the future ruler of this world. The future ruler of this world? How old are you, like five? Hey, you'll be hearing from my lawyers. Lawyers don't talk to bananas. Hey, wait, hey, hey, don't leave me here. Hey, how am I gonna get home? I don't have legs. Isn't this the life? Loki has now gone on a banana rampage. I am down here on the streets and all around me, all I can see is bananas. It's quite insane. No, no, no, that's not relaxing. Devices off. But Thor, can't you see what he's doing? This is bad. No, it's not. This is Loki being Loki. He loves the banana gag. He'll tire himself out. If you're not gonna help me, I'll go myself. No, you're being too tense. You need to relax. Then you'll help me? Yes, of course. Now off we go. Oh, hey. Hello? Here's a delivery for Todd. Oh, thank you. Oh, actually, I ordered pepperoni. This is just cheese. I know, I did it on purpose. Why would you do that? Are you a Loki? Like Thor's brother? You flatter me. Where's my car? I'm helping the environment. Oh, doesn't this feel nice? You still seem a little stressed. I think it's time for some meditation. Okay, focus on your breathing. Be still and close your eyes. Hmmm. Absolute travesty. All over the country, people are ordering pizza and they're delivering them wrong. Now, we go to the President of the United States for a live press conference. My fellow Americans, our country is in chaos. Citizens around the country are now aware that this nation is in shambles. We have just deployed all of our defenses to bring this Loki to a stop. Please remain calm. Well, you heard him, folks. Remain calm. And where are our heroes and why won't they save us? This yoga studio has a strict no technology policy and your attitude is really dropping the vibes. Hand it over. But Thor, you really have to see what's going on. Fine. If you can't relax, then we shall have fun. Run. It's Loki. What's going on? He's tickling. He's tickling everyone. It's tickle time. Please, stop. Stop. What was that? Did you say rock? Okay. Oh, where is it? Got him. Jane, this is amazing. You got to try this. Why? Why does this lunatic torment us? Why won't anyone help? Where are the Earth's mightiest heroes? We just got word. He's now headed to the local park. We don't know. I know that park, but we know it won't be good. Oh, the humanity. What? I don't understand. You don't like my VR headset? No, Thor. I honestly couldn't care less about your VR headset. There are a lot more important things in the world than... Wait a minute. Hey, Thor, I know this cool place that we can hang out and relax. Really? That's the spirit. I knew you could do it. Yeah, I was thinking we should go to the park. The park? I love the park. I go to the park all the time. Let's go. This will be fun. Thor, my darling brother, I knew you'd come, but you can't stop me. You just brought me here to battle my brother. You didn't want to have fun at all. Well, you're here now. Might as well just stop him. No, you're just using me. I tried to spend my whole day with you trying to relax, but you didn't even care. But Thor, Loki is ruining everything. I'm out of here. Goodbye. Looks like it's you and me now, Mighty Thor. How could you do this to me? After everything I've done? I gave her a break, but she didn't want a break. I'm here at the scene and a new hero has emerged. It looks like the Mighty Thor is trying to take down Loki and... Oh, that was a bad one. I have no idea why other Avengers have not stepped in to help Mighty Thor, but this does not look good. She had help, but then she messed it all up trying to trick me. Loki's illusions are too strong. It looks like Loki is multiplying. Which one of us is me? I just don't know how much longer Thor can take him on one-on-one. You guessed wrong. Where are you, Thor? I think this might be the end of heroes as we know it and the beginning of a world filled with villains. What are you gonna do now? Thor, you're here. Hello, brother. Two Thor's for the price of one. Bring it on. Take this. You guys hungry for some bananas? What's up with your brother and bananas? Good question. Are you guys even trying? Oh, no. What are you guys gonna do? You guys can't stop me. I could just walk away right now. Not so fast. No, no, not the hammer. Obviously, you're not worthy to lift this hammer, are you? You're right, Jane. I mean, Mighty Thor. I should have stepped in earlier. All right, fine. I guess maybe I should apologize too. I've just been so bored lately and my tricks help me relax. Oh, brother. I know how you feel. I wanted to relax too. I even thought of retiring. What? You retire? Yes, and your shenanigans made it very difficult. But what Mighty Thor taught me is you can't abandon your friends and family. It was selfish of me to turn a blind eye after the ruckus you've been causing. And it's my job as a hero to be there to save the day. Okay, okay. That's enough. Loki, if you keep your triggery to a minimum, I say we all go to the movies and relax. You really mean it? Yes, and never go home.