I
Know what you have done dad
Time to watch some kids fun TV. Hey, this is serious. It's me Jazzy
This just in we interrupt your favorite program to bring you an important message
The magical dragon gem has been taken. I repeat the magical dragon gem has been taken and it's nowhere to be found
Raya the warrior princess is asking for you to be on the lookout for any mysterious characters holding glowing gems
Can she count on you? Oh my goodness. I wonder who could have taken it up next
We dive deep into why squirrels are vomiting candy corn in your area
Dad took the gem
That looked exactly like the dragon gem
Hi, this is Raya right it's Jazzy from the fun squad. I know who has the dragon gem. It's it's my dad
Oh, no, your dad. That's terrible. You have to get it back. But how I'm sorry to say it Jazzy
But you have to fight your dad. What? No, I can't do it. I can't fight my dad
Well, if your dad has the gem he must be under the control of sinister forces
Well, I'm gonna have to train you then I'm gonna start my journey to your house right now in the meantime
Keep an eye on your dad. I need you to find out what he's doing with the dragon gem
Wait, oh
Well time to go see what dad's doing
Oh
No, he must have heard me talking with Raya
He's preparing to fight
Raya my dad's doing karate in his room. I think he's on to us. He's training to fight it. Oh, no
It's worse than I thought. Well keep spying on him. I'll be there soon. Okay
Who's there Jazzy
What are you doing dad
Just just chillin, I'm gonna go watch the big game now
What do you have behind your back dad, uh
Nothing no, I don't have anything behind my back
see
So why are your hands behind your back then?
No reason. I'm just
exercising stretching
Jazzy all the energy signals are coming from your house. Your dad must have it
It's too hard to catch him Jazzy. Listen to me. You have to go in ninja style ninja style. Oh snap
I'll show you when I get there in the meantime think sneaky. Remember to choose courage over fear. I'll be there soon
Gemstone
Gemstone big blue gem. Oh, what a deal
I can't believe this is happening
I can't find the gem anywhere, but he must have it
I just heard him talking about it in his sleep. Look Jazzy only the most powerful can obtain the gem
So you're going to need my help to get it back, but I warn you it's not going to be easy
Okay, I'm ready for anything
Oh
All right, Jazzy, give me a jab jab cross, okay
Hey, I heard somebody took your dragon gem, I'm so sorry. I hope you find it. Yeah, it's missing wonder who took it
Well, see girls. I'll leave you guys to it
He's mocking us. Yeah, he knows that I'm training with you, but he isn't worried at all
He's confident. He'll win the battle, but he doesn't know your inner strength
Huh? I don't know if I can do this. You've got this Jazzy. Okay, I'm ready to go wait Jazzy
There's one final test, what is it you have to believe in yourself I do I'm ready fine then go
Okay, I'm scared
It's okay to be scared Jazzy. It's part of it, but don't let your fear take over you can do this
I'll be right here with you. Are you sure but what if I can't do it?
What if I can't fight my dad?
But that's what the training was for just as I became the guardian of the dragon gem you trained for this
Remember you can do anything
Hi girls
All right
That was weird, I don't know how to say this Jazzy, but I think your mom might be in on it, too
We're going to have to fight them together
Know what you have done dad. Oh
Sorry, I ate your birthday cake I promise I'll replace it
No, not that oh, well what then
Oh, I get it I'll play along if you want the dragon gem you must defeat me
This is fun
You guys are getting a little rough, I thought we were just playing around
We thought we could trust you, but we know we're both villains whoa whoa what's going on here Jazzy
Tell me what's going on
She saw you I heard you talking in your sleep about it, and I saw you training for this fight
Yeah, she saw you sneaking around and hiding it, too. Oh
This is all just a big misunderstanding the blue orb
I was hiding earlier today was actually just a nightlight for your mom's a close one
You know she's a little scared of the dark still right and in the kitchen. I was hiding roses behind my back oh
These roses smell so divine
Well, then mom. What were you hiding? Oh that well? It's dad and I's anniversary and I got him the new tools
He'd been asking for I just didn't want you to see it
Why couldn't you just tell me because you can't keep secrets Jazzy. That's not true
Well, what about when you were doing karate in your room weren't you training for the fight?
Okay, you got me on that one. I bought a cool VR set and I was actually playing beat saber with it
Well I guess that's cleared up not quite even though your mom and dad are innocent all of the energy signals still show that the
Dragon gem is in this house, which means you must have the gem
What me I don't have a gem you probably do and this is just a big huge test all right
I'm ready to fight bring it on
Usually finders keepers, but I guess you can have it
Well I guess that explains all the energy signals coming from your house, yeah
Sorry about that. Hey don't you guys think you owe mom and me an apology you guys almost whooped on us for something
We didn't even do yeah, you're right. I'm sorry mom dad
I guess I shouldn't have judged you before I knew the truth well
Hey on the bright side of this have the gem back. Oh see so and I are going on adventure tonight
You guys want to come yeah?
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Magic donut here and anybody he said donut you'll be under my boss baby powers
My dad coming
What was that Tyler ooh?
Donuts who got doughnuts me you you can't buy doughnuts. You're too little who's it for you or me
For me you are my awesome, buddy
That's the best you got all right here we go
I feel really weird. I feel like that. You're my boss, baby. Are you my boss, baby?
Are you the boss?
You're the boss of me. Oh, no
Why cuz I eat this oh?
It was so delicious
Your powers over me oh
No
Let's get started
Fun squad I don't know about this, but apparently I have to do everything boss baby tells me
Then do the funny things around the house dress up like a monkey
Fun squad no why would you do that boss, baby? I do not have a monkey suit
So how am I gonna dress up like a monkey?
You do
Okay fine, I guess you are the boss
Oh, no, I have to put this all on
Here we go
Don't look good. Yeah, okay. Now. What are we gonna do?
On the tramp we're gonna go scare the kids outside all right
Wait how come the boss, baby gave the monkey a high-five cuz it's
The boss, baby, what kind of sandwich candy sandwich, okay?
There's the bread candy really candy, that's what you want
We got two pieces of bread all right, do you like these kind of candies
Butterfinger
Okay, any tootsie roll
Yes nerds all right
Okay fun squad check out this really weird sandwich all candy just for the boss, baby
I'm gonna say which to what kind of sandwich do I get?
No
Are you serious?
What's on the yucky sandwich mustard mustard? I hate mustard. Oh
Gross you serious. I have to put mustard on my sandwich
Alright, let's talk to put on my sandwich hot sauce. Oh, No
This is the weirdest thing oh, okay here we go holy weird
This is really weird, maybe I'll go like this
How's that Kyler?
Okay, so you don't
All right, I can't remember which one was mine. Which one was yours
All right, daddy take a bite right now. Oh, No this looks really yucky
Okay what
And do what a stinky monkey do I have to oh, no
Okay
Hello
Why are you calling me on my day off? I'm not at work today. Hi boss
What is it you're uh?
Stinky monkey face
It was a joke sorry it was a joke
The boss baby told me to say it
I'm fired
Tell him you're joking tell me you're joking
He's joking
Please no can I my job back, please please please talk to him talk to the boss, baby
Here talk to him talk to my boss
Yes, please please
Kyler I lost my job. What are we gonna do? Don't worry. I'm the boss. I'll figure something out. Oh, I hope so
All right boss, baby, please tell me we're done. No you're not done. What what else do I have to do now?
I have to go to Aunt Kalia's bedroom, act like a little baby and cry. Are you serious?
Anything but that I should not have eaten that donut next time. I'm not gonna do it. Okay
in here
Okay
Hi Kalia
Is that good enough? No more
Can I please be done? Yes, let's go. Okay. What else do you have for me to do?
Dad's acting so weird today. And Kyler's acting like a boss, baby
Okay, boss, baby, can we please be done? Okay, one last thing dad. Oh, what do I have to do?
You're gonna make me blow up cereal.
Well, that's easy. Not so fast. You have to do it with your eyes closed. No, that's like impossible. Are you serious?
Oh my god, it's gonna be so funny
I love being a boss, baby
Put me in my chair. Yes, sir. Okay, here we go
Okay
Is that good?
Oh, yeah, sorry. Okay. Is this the cereal you want?
Okay, here we go. Oh, oh, I need the bowl
Here? Hey, I found it. All right. Okay. I need the milk. Here we go
Okay
Okay, actually this isn't so bad. This isn't so bad at all. Here we go
Whoopsie. Okay, here we go. Am I doing okay so far, boss, baby? Yeah. All right, here we go. Here we go
What's so funny?
Am I getting it?
What?
Are you serious? Oh no. Okay, here we go. How's that? Am I getting it in a bowl? Yeah
Okay, is that good? Yeah. Okay, tell me when to stop
Uh-oh, I feel like there's a mess here. Oh, well, here we go. All right, time for the milk. Here goes the milk
Okay, tell me when it's filled up, okay?
Is it full yet?
Is it full? That's so silly. When can I stop? It sounds like it's full. Is it full yet? Yes. It's full?
Yeah. Okay, I think we're done, boss, baby
Are you serious? No, boss, baby. I'm gonna be in so much trouble. Mom's gonna be so mad. I love being a boss, baby
No. Well, Fun Squad, it has been a fun day. Has it been fun for you, boss, baby?
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Ugh
Jack, why did we let you take control of the boat? Yeah, Jack, you don't even know where we are, son.
Don't look who's this turned out to be. We're not lost
That's what you said an hour ago. Well, then where are we?
Um
Exactly. Come on guys. Let's try this way
Jack, look. Oh, what? Shiver me timbers. Hey, people. Hey, come on. Shh. Mr. Flubbins, be quiet
Hey, we can dock over there
I think we sneak up on them. Let's figure out what they're doing. Yes. I love sneaking. Let's go. Let's go
I'm starving. Hopefully we can find some food here. Yeah, maybe we can find some Burger King here. Wait guys
We don't even know where we are. Hello. We're on a jungle cruise
Not anymore at least
What are those guys doing here? I don't know but they said something about a Burger King. What's a burger?
I think it's something that comes out of your nose. Oh, that does sound delicious. No, that's not delicious
Let's follow them, but we must be very very quiet. Okay. Okay, let's let's go. Let's go
Guys wait
Not again
Don't you think this island is a little creepy? I mean shouldn't we be heading back to the boat right now?
Oh, come on Jazzy. It's just a spooky old jungle island that doesn't show up on any map. What's the worst that could happen?
You guys should have seen your faces you were all like, oh i'm so scared
Uh, who are you?
Isn't it obvious? I'm the spirit of this here cursed island
Cursed? Oh great. That's right. This island has a special force that lures sailors in and traps them forever
So no Burger King? Wait, so we're seriously trapped here like
Forever? The only way anyone can get off this island is to find the three magic relics hidden deep within the jungle
How are we supposed to know what the relics look like the relics are in the form of cheeky spirits
Great let's go guys. Yeah. Good luck with that
Guys let's not get discouraged. Let's start searching
Did you hear that mr. Flubbins, yes, I did captain jack, but don't worry I didn't smell anything
No, no, you bird brain those kids. They're off to find the enchanted relics
The same relics we could never find the same relics. We've been looking for for 20 years. Oh those relics
I know i've got a plan. Let's follow the kids
Let's see if they can find the relics and if they do we'll swipe them from them
And then we can get off this blasted island for once and for all and then we can go sail the seven seas again
Okay
Let's go
Did I see it anywhere?
No
Never gonna find these relics now with that attitude if we keep looking and then maybe we'll end up finding one
Why don't we just sneak off the island while the ghost isn't looking because of the curse weren't you listening curse smirsh?
I'm out of here
Scary noises
Back so soon. Ah, I think i'll stay with you guys. Come on guys. Let's go check out over here
Oh, I think they're onto something let's go
Guys, look a boat
The boat is all broken up and wrecked. We can't use this to get off the island
We can't anyway remember the island is cursed what part of curse do you not understand?
Well, I didn't see any relics in there anyways
So maybe we should just head back to the jungle. Yeah, she acts right. There's nothing in here, but
Except for this thing
Whoa, I did do it. Oh, yeah, that's one third of our ticket out of this place
Well, let's go find the other two
Oh, did you see that they found the first relic
That was a relic. Yes. Yes. It was in here. I thought I told you a long time ago to search this boat
Oh, i've seen those things all over the place
Are you serious crackling cracking for that? You're gonna walk the plank, but we don't have a boat
Well someday when I have a boat again, you're gonna walk me plank savvy
Okay, the kids are getting away. They might be finding the other relics. Let's go
Hey, you guys see that I bet you there's a relic in there. Yeah, let's check it out
It looks pretty dark in there does anybody have a flashlight let me check in my backpack
Let's see here shoes marbles
rubber snakes
No, no flashlight rubber snakes. Yep. You'll never know when you need a rubber snake
Oh and the only other thing in here is my phone wait, you've had a phone this whole time
Oh, it doesn't do me any good though, because it's out of battery. Well, I guess we're going in in the dark
Guys it's really spooky in here. You're right. We're doomed relax guys. We're fine
The game the game let's go
Oh look a bottle
Oh, sorry
They're in there I can see them. I see we surprise them from the back. Oh good idea. Oh, let's go this way. Okay
I can hear them in there. Oh, perfect. Okay. Where are they right behind you? They're in there?
Guys did you hear that what the sound of the spooky echoing tooth or the sound of the magical relic?
What did I say about being quiet?
Look over there
Dang it. Mr. Fleming. What did I say about no giggling? Sorry. Oh next time i'm gonna leave you home
Guys we need to be extra careful because I have a feeling that the pirates are after those relics too
If that's the case, we got to get out of here fast. We got to find that last relic before they do
Guys, stop
I can't run anymore
It's okay kade. I think we lost him. Anyway, guys, we've been running for hours
How are we ever gonna find that last relic? Look guys, what's that?
Maybe the last relic's in there. All right, let's go. No way that place gives me the creeps
Okay, fine. You can stay here. Come on jack. Let's go
We must be guarding the relic jack you have to go in and get the relic you're older
But i'm only older by five minutes. I'll stay out here and keep a lookout
I got this
Oh
It was the relic making the loud sounds we have nothing to be scared of now that we have all three relics we can get out
of this place
Those kids we can't catch up to them. I wonder what they found right here some kind of old bunker or something. Oh
What is this
It'd be a treasure treasure. I love that our favorite thing in the world
Don't touch the treasure. Oh, sorry my treasure. Oh my bad
I wonder if the relic was in here if it wasn't here. They must have run off with it. We can catch those kids
Yes, let's do it. All right
Okay after those kids, which way do they go I I think they went that way
That way that's the ocean. Maybe they're a good swimmer. Oh, I need a better assistant. They went that way carrying treasure. Okay, let's go
Guys I think we lost him. Uh, now that we have all of the relics we should be able to leave the island now
Uh, mr. Guzman
We're ready to leave the island now
Well, maybe we should head back to the boat that's where we saw the ghost the first time
We walked around this whole island. Can't the ghost just come to us? Yeah, and these are getting heavy
Now what are we supposed to do I was the one who came up with every idea
Why don't you guys have a turn? No, I mean, why should I come up with the idea? Oh look captain jack
There they are. Yes
We are so close
I know a shortcut this way. Okay
Which way did they go I think they went that way. Okay, come on quick quick quick
Ghost man, where are you? Hey, we don't have time for this. We got the relics. Let's get to the boat. Hurry. Okay
Quick mister
Let's get this baby out of here
How I don't know how to use a boat. What kind of pirate are you? You don't know how to use a boat. Let's go
Hurry it up. Put your back into it
Stop right there. These relics are ours. This boat is mine now, but that's not fair. We found those relics fair and square
Yeah, so give them back
Finders keepers losers weepers
Okay, jack go get the relics
Go
Nice you actually found them. That's impressive. It usually takes people like forever to find them if they make it that is
Whoa, whoa, whoa, aren't you guys sure you don't want to visit the island gift shop before you leave? No
Okay, well, uh
What are we waiting for let's go. Yeah. All right, this jungle cruise is over
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Stop i'm serious
Bye mom and dad. Have a good date night. You can trust me
Finally i'm home alone where I can have some peace and quiet
No, this is more. I like it
Oh now what?
Mom and dad, what did you forget this?
Uh, hello, can I help you?
What's this
Call me if you have any questions from group if I have any questions what?
I didn't even invite you to my house
I guess i'll call this number
Hello jazzy, thank you so much for agreeing to babysit my minions what I didn't agree to this
Well, i'm afraid i'm already on the moon on a serious mission. So you're going to have to do this for me
Okay, jazzy. Oh, this is supposed to be my night off. Sorry, but this is very important
I'll be back to pick up my minions around six o'clock 6 p.m. That's like three hours
What am I supposed to do for three hours? Oh minions love to have fun. So just have fun
Okay, gotta go first stuff to do. Bye. Bye
Fun this night was supposed to be about realization
Hey
Well, you're in luck because we're gonna have fun today
But we're doing it my way
All right, we're about to have some fun this is called meditation it's probably the funnest thing out there
All right, are you ready first step is press play now close your eye and take a deep breath
Wait
Hey
Time for new activities. All right minion. You seem pretty artistic. Is that right?
Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought these are water colors
Okay, okay, okay
so what you want to do is
Start by drawing a friendly little tree next to the soft little cloud
And you want to smooth that out with a little shade of gray next to the pond
What the heck even is this anyway, what is it now?
Listen up you two
Oh
That's it it's bedtime
What
What you turn my brother into a minion
I don't want my brother to be a minion
Do you have any more of that pigsy dust thing? I mean I need some to turn my brother back. Oh, no
My parents are gonna go back to the date night and my brother's gonna be a minion
No, wait, no
It's game time. Yep. That's right. We're gonna play a game on hide and seek
All right. All right. Relax
Okay, all you have to do is hide somewhere and stay there until I find you sound good
Okay, guys, okay go hide
Go find a spot and i'll find you
Now this is the life
What is that
What are you guys doing you're supposed to be hiding I was just about to come and find you
What you're accusing me for taking a nap I've never taken a nap in my whole life
Uh, what are you doing with that?
The what
What does that even mean
No, what are you doing?
Do you know what that means it means it's time to go
You guys
I'm telling you guys
And I don't think they're gonna like that you're still a minion
Just wanted to say thank you for watching my little stinkers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well your little stinkers turn my brother into a minion
Now, what do I do? Oh, ha ha whoopsie. Just give them a banana a banana. You'll see
Okay, here's a banana banana
Sweet a banana
Whoa jasmine
What did you do what me this isn't my problem it was you and those two other minions minions
Uh, well have fun cleaning it up
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Come join the class
I know right that kid is so talented
Is she talking about me best actor ever I mean I was so impressed I even wrote about it in my diary
But who who's your favorite actor? Just say it. I know just so much talent
Oh, I gotta go. All right. Well, i'll catch you later. Okay. Talk to you soon. Bye
Ah, no, how am I supposed to figure out who her favorite kid is now? Well, it is in her diary. Let's go check
I'm looking for my lost contact. Where is it jack? You don't have contacts. Oh, here it is. Go go
Okay, I really need to know what's in her diary but how wait
Okay despicable notebook, what should I do?
If you're about to do something despicable call this number, you'll need my help call 888-888-8888
Okay
Hello. Hello. This is gru. How can I help you? Hello gru
This is jack sky and i'm about to do something very despicable. I need your help
Here already
Wow, that was faster than I expected come in. Let's get some privacy
All right, we gotta be quiet we don't want anyone to see
Foreign
I need your help. My mom has this secret diary. Hey put that down be gentle
What did you do
It's fine it's not like I spent five hours working on that
Anyways what I need you to do is go find my mom's diary. Can you do that?
I'm a little minion breaking my stuff
I must be hearing things today
Okay now I know I heard something that time
Great you did it. Let's see the diary
This is the wrong one you took the wrong diary
Okay, go back get the right diary get my mom's diary got it
Not dairy diary again
Did did you draw that
I can't even look at this. It's not fiery. It's diary again. Go
Yeah
What's this a spider like spidery really no, I'm eating like a diary see diary
Not a book, but an actual diary. This is your last chance
Oh
No, that's wait, yes, that's it dear diary
I've finally done it after all these years
I've finally figured out how to clip my own toenails and I don't even need to use my mouth
gross
Wait, no, you got dad's diary
Fine okay
Fine philip you distract my mom. I'll do it myself
Hello
Excuse me. Can you repeat that?
Is my refrigerator running, uh, yes, I believe it is why
Oh, well, maybe I should consider catching it. Do you know where it's going?
Okay, i'll go check
Where is it she moved it come on didn't fall maybe for the bookshelf
Oh, it has to be in here somewhere. Okay. I'm still following it. Where could it be? You said it went into my room
You sure well then i'll find it
You know what my fridge is not in here in fact, I don't think it's ever it was ever running around in the first place
What what was that?
What a weirdo
Why did you do that why did you leave my mom right back into the room I was hiding in there
Okay, we have to think how are we gonna get my mom out so I can get her diary
A freeze ray is this cruise
Is it safe to use on people
So it temporarily freezes people with no bad side effects, okay, I like you let's do this and by let's
I mean you do it. Don't screw up
Hey, watch out
What did you do
When I thought out your toast minion boy clearly this isn't working I think we need more help
Who are you calling when is he gonna be here? Well, that was faster than I thought
We need to figure out what our next game plan is hurry we need to find somewhere private
Okay, one of you guys needs to be a distraction while the other comes with me and gets mom's diary, okay
Now which one of you wants to be the distraction?
Oh
Hey knock it off
Hey
You want a banana?
If you both want a banana you need to stop fighting you need to cooperate deal
Great now we need to come up with a good distraction
Wait, what's that a flatulence blaster like the really smelly gas kind yuck
And the tube blaster will admit a powerful
odor
Okay, let's do this. You both can be distractions. Just get mom out of the room. Okay
What was that
Hey
Smells like diapers. Hey
Okay, where are you gonna be let's check over here socks though, oh I can deal with it
Where could it be? No maybe in here
Yes, here it is I finally found it now time to read okay, here we go
Dear diary today was a great day. Yada. Yada. Yada
I made my favorite meal blah blah blah dad's breath doesn't smell like toenails anymore
skip oh
Here it is. I was watching a show with my kids and I realized how impressive millie bobby brown is
She is really talented and definitely one of my favorite child actors. Of course millie bobby brown is her favorite
She's mine, too. Are you serious?
Jack get over here
Jack this place is a mess. What happened here the minions they messed it up
Jack why did you bring the minions here? Well, how do you know kate didn't do it the way I found him?
He couldn't have brought anyone here
Hello somebody i'm still frozen somebody please help so
Okay, I heard you talking to your friend about your favorite kid and I wanted to see who it was
So I brought the minions here to distract you so I could read your diary. So what did you learn?
I learned that you like millie bobby brown more than me
Not exactly if you had read the entire diary, you would know that overall my favorite child actors are the fun squad
Okay, that makes more sense. Now. I expect you to clean up this mess and
Never read my diary again. Got it. But mom
Okay, i'm on it that's what I thought
Oh, no, if I have to clean this mess so do you get back here clean this up