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What's up, Fun Squad? These are my five kids. And today I'm going to be convincing them that I am the real Santa Claus. Everybody in my family is obsessed with Christmas, so I think this is going to be a piece of cake. But for some weird reason, one of my kids hasn't been feeling the Christmas spirit this year. So hopefully this helps. Let's go. All right. Step one to be Santa Claus is I need white hair. And look what I have. Some white hairspray. The directions say I should get a towel. We're not gonna do a blue tie, you guys. It is Christmas. What do you guys think, Fun Squad? Do you guys think I'm gonna fool my family that I am the real Santa Claus? I think I am. My kids are probably gonna make fun of me. Because I already have a few white hairs, so we just have to make the brown ones white. Here we go. It's working. Should I do my eyebrows? Just kidding. So I have about half the bottle. And I have one more bottle. I think it's gonna go. How about the back of my hair? What do you guys think? The back of my hair? Ooh. I definitely need a lot. Kind of cool, I have to admit. Hopefully, this is going to bring the Christmas spirit to my family. And hopefully I can convince my family that I am the real Santa Claus. I've got some good tricks up my sleeve. So you're going to want to watch to the very end, because I've got a big surprise for all of my kids at the very end. Santa's always full of surprises, right? Oh. Check that out. I just aged, like, 30 years. I love it. Clean off the little speckles everywhere. What do you guys think? I think it worked good. This is step one. We're going to see who I can convince with just the hair. Okay, you guys ready? Follow me. Let's go. Well, hello! My beautiful wife. What are you doing? Hi, honey. Whatcha doing? Hi. Hi. What's up with your hair? My hair? Nothing. Your hair. Something. What are you talking about, my hair? There's nothing wrong with it. You hair is gray. Gray or white or gray white? Yeah. Did you dye it? It's always been this way. No, it hasn't. Yes. Are you trying to, like, look older and wiser or something? Fun Squad, I can't tell you how many times. My beautiful wife Sarah has come home from the hairdresser and says. Do you notice anything different? Well, guess what? The tables have turned. Because I have had this hair for years and years, and you didn't even notice till now. Oh, whatever. This morning, your hair was dark brown. Now that you finally noticed my beautiful white hair. Do you like it? No. You don't like it? No. Why? I love you. But, like, why would you want to be older sooner than you have to be? Like, let's live. Let's live life in our forties. This is my permanent hair. Should we color your hair to match my hair as well? No. Come on, let's do it. You're, like, trying to prank me or something. Let's color your hair. Nice try. It didn't work. But go wash your hair. You definitely look old and gray. Okay. Bye bye and Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Whatever. All right, Fun Squad. What do you think? Do you think I convinced her? It's a little iffy. I don't think I did. Maybe I just got to go all in. What do you guys think? Look how many Santa Claus outfits we have. We literally have, like, ten of them here. But I don't think I need to go all in yet. I'm just gonna start with all red. We got to go all red. I'm gonna go to the closet real quick. I got these handy dandy red sweatpants and a red sweatshirt. I'm gonna be completely, completely red. And then I'm gonna go find the kids and we're gonna see if I can convince them. What do you guys think? We got the hair. We're all red. Maybe even we could add this. Look at my little Fun Squad merch, guys. Fun squad merch. It's Christmas time. I look amazing, I have to say. All right, let's go see if I get the kids. Here we go. Just where I left them. Here we go. Everybody knows that Santa needs cookies. Well, hello, kids. Hello, Jazzy. Oh, my goodness. You have gray hair. Gray hair? What are you talking about? What are you doing? What are you guys doing? It's lunchtime, right? Yeah, sure. Is it lunchtime? Sure. How are you guys? Kaden. I remember. That you got that for last Christmas, right? How are you, Jazzy? Good. Awesome. Are you guys happy? Are we happy? Joyful? In the Christmas spirit? Why is your hair white? Sure. Why is your hair like what? What are you talking about? Hold on. These are for Santa only. You need to eat healthy, young lady. Can you guys tell my favorite color is? Green? It's a red. Red. Green. Right? It's a tie. Oh, and I love cookies. What are you doing Dad? Why are you acting so weird? Yeah. I love cookies. What are you even wearing, like? What are you guys talking about? I'm not acting weird. This is me. You're wearing, like, Santa Claus. If you were like wearing Santa Claus clothes. I thought that was a wig. No, that's your real hair. You look like Santa Claus when he's about to work out. Well, I'm about to work out, young man. Of course. Young man. Are you seriously wearing red and green now? Hi, honey! Hi, baby. This one's my favorite in the whole wide world. I got us some lunch. Honey, you want some? What are you trying to do here? I'm not trying to do anything. I got some wholesome salads for them for lunchtime. Thank you. I'm gonna make a sandwich. Okay? Here's the bun, there's the meat. There's the lettuce, there's the mayo. And there's the top bun. And Sarah is going to take the first bite. I don't think so. Ok, I'll do what I gotta do. What is it? Nothing. A grape? Tomato? Can you taste the tomato? It's gonna be healthy. The best way to spend Christmas year. Is to give Santa cookies all the year. Hey, guys, over here. Come on. Come on. Haven't you guys seen that Dad's been acting pretty strange lately? Yeah, but it's all a prank. He's just trying to. It's not a prank. It's not a prank. He was being kind of weird. I think he's like, I don't know, playing a joke on us. No, this could be real. His hair color is actually gray now. It's hair coloring. That's his real hair right now. It's not a wig. It's not a wig. This could be true. He could be Santa. He has been acting really strange. I'm not even doing this. If so, then. If so, then no wonder I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. What's for lunch? Firehouse sandwhich. Um, ask Dad. Do you want some? You can have some. We eating lunch, guys? Hi, guys. How are you? Hi, guys. What's wrong? I got lunch for us. Check it out, check it out, check it out. Ooh, I've got a cookie salad. Do you want cookies? You hair. My hair's normal. What are you talking about? Right, Kyler? The real question is, what happened to Kyler's hair? You got a mullet? All right, well, this is my lunch, you guys. Kalia, have you had lunch yet? Uh, you know, I'm not hungry. Okay, well, I guess I better eat my. My salad. Here. Will you guys eat your healthy sandwiches? And I'm gonna eat my healthy cookies. What the heck is going on? Kalia, your father is claiming to be Santa Claus. What do you mean, claiming? What do you mean, Kaden? He could be Santa. It could be true. Who knows? All right. Oh, that was delicious. It's time for Santa's workout. Bye. Bye, kids. What? Why would you work out after eating so many carbs? Well, whatever's going on is definitely weird. It looks real to me. I don't know what happened, but I just got home from school and my Dad looks different. Oh, hi, Kalia. Guess what? I'm gonna go out and work out outside. Do you want to come with me? Okay. Put your coat on. Let's go. I need somebody to time me. I'm gonna go do a jog. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do ten laps, and you gotta time me, and let's see if I can beat my record. Okay? Got it. Okay, you ready? On your mark, get set. Hold on. Hold on. We don't say on your mark. You say go, you go. Ho, ho, ho and a go, go. Ho, ho, ho and a go, go. Oh, I got a sideache. Oh, man. Oh, what did we get? 28 seconds. A new record. Oh, I'm so used to going lightning speed in my sleigh. But Santa needs to get down all those chimneys. And every now and then when I'm in a house, there's people that don't want me to be there. So they chase me out. I need to learn how to run fast, so that's why I work out. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we only have one more thing to do. I got to go lift some weight. Because when I'm carrying all those presents on Christmas. I have to lift lots of weight. So you want to come and help me do that? Sure. All right, let's go. Okay. Here we go. Santa's gonna work out. I have three different exercises. This is called the Candy Cane bench press. Okay. Have you ever seen this before? This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I agree. Here we go. One candy cane, two candy canes. Three candy canes. Four. Oh. Do you know why I do this exercise? It helps me when I have to hand out candy canes to little boys and girls. Here, little boy. Here, little boy. Here, little lady. Here, little lady. Oh, here we go. All right, this exercise, I have to pull this candy cane down like this. And it's gonna get somewhere back in here. I don't even know. I need to look at the chart. One Santa Claus, two Santa Claus, three Santa Claus. I am exhausted. When I'm going around on Christmas Eve and eating all those cookies. I do this motion a whole bunch, so we gotta practice it. Here we go. So step one is to sit down. Step two is to put 25 pounds in your one hand. And step three is to put your cookie in your fingers. One. Oh. This is my favorite one. Two. Especially right after lunch where I ate all the cookies already. So good. I wish I could take more bites, but my mouth is full of cookies. All right, nine. Oh nine jam. That was amazing. I'll save this for tomorrow. Oh, okay. Um, actually, kalia, why don't you go on in without me? I've got to, uh. I've got to shovel some snow outside here real quick. So go. Go on in. I'll be right in there. Okay, Fun Squad, you think it's working? I just realized that I need a bigger belly, so I'm gonna stuff my shirt. I gotta get some pillows or something like that. So let's go. Let's go get some. Okay. I must get bigger. Bigger, bigger. Oh, yes. Okay. This will be perfect. Yeah! It's the set of the Christmas tree. Jazzy, come on. We're decorating the Christmas tree. Look at this doll. I don't really feel like it. Come on, Jazzy, you always decorate the tree with us. Not today. Come on. Literally, you did last year. No, I'm just not feeling it right now. Ho ho ho. What do you mean you're not feeling it? Jazzy, you always have the Christmas spirit. Is there something wrong? No. Well, why don't you want to decorate the Christmas tree? I don't know. I just don't feel like it. Oh, that makes me so sad. That makes me so sad. It looks like you're doing my favorite activity. Decorating the house and the Christmas tree. Your belly. I thought you were working out. Oh, I did. This is what happens when Santa works out. Of course, everybody knows that, right? I think you ate too many cookies. Have you been a good boy this year? No. You have not? Okay, well, boys. It's been a fun day so far. You guys are doing a great job. Come on, Jazzy, just come and join us. Jazzy, come and join us, please. Jazzy. Oh. Fun Squad, I am kind of worried about this one. She doesn't seem to be in the Christmas spirit. Is there anything we can do to cheer her up, boys? What if we sing Dahoo-doray around her? Get in a circle. Hold hands. Hold hands. Circle. Hold hands. I see a smile. I think the dahu door is working, right? Oh! Okay, let's sing her another song. Here we go. I have piano lessons, so. You don't even take piano. Piano lessons? Well, Fun Squad, I don't know if that pillow thing works. So far, I think I've got Jack convinced, I think the hair did that. Sarah, I think is a 50-50 if the hair convinced her. Kyler and Kalia. I think Kyler is convinced. Kalia, I think I convinced her when I did the workout thing. I think she really believes now. Kaden. Ah, he is a tough nut to crack. I just don't think that I've got him yet. Oh, and Jasmine, she is not in the Christmas spirit. And this is making me so sad as a father. Okay. I think our Christmas cheer is slowly rubbing off on Jazzy. She actually smiled in the last part. I think that what we're doing is working. I got a great idea. I'm gonna go to Jazzy's room. And I'm gonna decorate with a whole bunch of Christmas decorations. And that's gonna get her in the Christmas spirit. I'm so excited. Okay, I'm gonna get dressed first, then we're gonna go in there. All right, here we go. Look how epic this Santa costume is. I love it. This is the part that tickles my nose and my mouth. Here we go. Okay. What do you think, Fun Squad? Oh, one last thing. Here we go. I've got my Santa bag. Okay, Merry Christmas. Okay, let's go decorate Jazzy's room. Let's go. Oh, I've got more. Oh, can't forget my bag. Okay, here we go. Where should I put these? How about trusty Christmas tree here? Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Of course. Let's make her bed into a sleigh. Oh, it's so beautiful. Okay, we need some presents. This room looks so perfect. It's just a big Merry Christmas in here. What are you doing? Oh Jazzy. Hi. What are you doing? Oh, um, we're just spreading Christmas cheer in your bedroom. I don't like Christmas cheer, okay? What? It's not very matching my room- like red? Jazzy. Purple? I'm so sad. You've always loved Christmas. No. You're the first one every year to decorate your room. This has got to go off. I don't like this. Go. Oh no. This is too much. Oh no. Are you sure? Just go! Go! Okay. Fun Squad, I do not know what's going on. We've tried so many things. I tried the hair, I tried the costume. We ate cookies. We tried to decorate the Christmas tree. Nothing is working. I decorated her room. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm so sad. I've got an idea. Wooh. This Santa outfit is hot. I'm gonna call her friends and they will come over and they will cheer her up. Nothing makes Jazzy happier than her friends. Hello? Yes. Are you out of school? Oh, perfect. Good, good, good. You guys, I need your help. Can you guys come over right now? Oh, who could that be? I hope it's Jazzy's friends. Hey, come over! Merry Christmas. Hi, guys. Hi! Hi, it's really me. Yeah. Yeah, we kind of knew. I thought I was for you. I've tried to convince my family that I'm the real Santa, but Jazzy is not in the Christmas spirit. So that is why I called you guys over. Okay? Okay, we can help. Can you help me out? Yes. Yes. Of course We have to get Jazzy in the Christmas spirit. Whatever it takes. Okay, we can do that. Okay, we can do that. Don't tell her I'm not the real Santa. Okay. She might think it. Okay? Okay. Okay. Sounds good. Oh, she's up in her room. Let's go. Let's go. Go on. Oh. Merry Christmas. Oh. Why does my Dad have to be like this? Like, just dress up as a goof and come decorate my room. I left it like this for a reason. Merry Christmas! Oh, my gosh, Jazzy! Jazzy, don't you love Christmas? Like, look out all this. It's so fun. Yeah. Guys, I know. We'll get you in the Christmas spirit. We have to decorate your room more. Yes! What? No. no. no. no. I'm just moving all these things out. No this will totally cheer you up, Jazzy, this is perfect. It is not the vibe, like none of it. See, my bedspread is purple and, like, red and green isn't going well with the colors, you know. This is perfect. You could decorate the Christmas tree. No, but. No, I think it should stay. I don't think it fits my room. Look Jazzy, look how cute this candy cane is. Throw them out. You can like dance, so you can just have so much fun. You know. Come on. No. Jazzy. Okay, Jazzy. Like. Ugh. Guys, we have to figure out how to help her. It looks so great this year. Jazzy, what's your favorite Christmas song? Yeah. I just don't like Christmas songs. Don't you have, like, a Christmas video? Yeah, that was last year. Guys, I have a brilliant idea. We should go caroling! Let's go carol. It'll be so fun. We can go sing to your neighbors. Come on, we're going. Come on, let's go. Come on. We're going, we're going. Come on. So fun. Where's Dad? Have you seen him anywhere? No. Wait. What the. Hey, kids, come and play with the toys. You know Santa loves choo choo trains, right? Check this out. This is me. Oh, look at that. We gotta fix his hat. I love toys. Santa, why are you playing with toys? Why am I playing with toys? I love toys. You know I make them, right? You do? I do. And I gotta test them out. I've gotta make sure they. They fit and then they work and that they're fun. Right? We gotta make sure the toys are fun. Right, kids? Yeah. You know the easiest toy to make? A nutcracker. These nutcrackers, they're so easy. Do you think you can make that? Uh, no. Okay, well, why don't you go try? Here, take it and go make another one. Okay. Merry Christmas, kids. And a happy new year. Oh, okay. Bye, Santa. I don't know. That was really weird. But it's also convincing. We're not seriously caroling, right? Of course we are. And you'll never guess whose house this is. Oh, my gosh. Is this the Josh's house? Yes! Josh. No. No, we are not doing this. I found out where he lives. Come on, Jazzy! You have such a pretty singing voice? It'll be great. Okay, guys. Ready? Ready? Okay, I'm gonna knock. You know this is the Josh's house and that's not good. No, that's not good. It's the hot Josh's house. I know him. Okay. Okay guys, let's knock. Have a good one! Want to say anything, Jazzy? Ah, some nice, refreshing holiday cheers. What are you doing? I'm eating a cookie. But why? But why are you watching me sleep? I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake. Do you know if I've been bad or good?.. You've been a good girl. Bye. Bye. Caroling was so fun. Yeah, we should do that all the time. I know right. That was so much fun. Okay, let's sit down. Okay, yes. We have a present for you. Yes. Yeah. Gifts always get us in the Christmas spirit. So open it up. We worked really hard to put a lot of thought into this. Actually guys? Me too. You guys are so nice. It took a couple weeks to come up with it. But I think we did pretty well. And this is for me? Yeah. It's all for you. Guys, you guys are nice. You like it? I love it. Jazzy, haven't you seen the memes on YouTube? This is Josh Hutcherson from the Hunger Games and from Five Nights at Freddy's. It's hot Josh day. Okay, I'm gonna go back to my room. What? Thanks, guys. Jazzy, no. What? We put in so much put effort. This is the best gift I've ever given. I know. What guys we have to go talk to Brandon and see what else we can do. Hurry. Come on. Oh! Oh my gosh. I don't know what's happening. I can't get into the Christmas spirit. I want to but. Just can't. Josh, what should I do? Hey. How did it go? We tried everything, but she's just not feeling it. Yeah, we tried decorating her room. We tried gold caroling. We gave her a wonderful gift. Nothing is helping her. Even a little bit? Did she get any Christmas spirit, even a little bit? I think it may have dropped at least. Yeah. Thank you so much for trying. I'm gonna have to do this myself. Okay. Thank you, guys. You guys are awesome. No problem. We'll see you guys. Goodbye! Goodbye! Thanks for coming. What to do? This can't be. Our whole family is always in the Christmas spirit. But Jazzy's just not into it this year, I'm gonna have to go big. All right, here we go. Well, ho, ho, ho. Hello, Jazzy. Dad, I know you're not Santa. That's just a costume. Why would you ever think of that? Dude, come on. You know. Jazzy, I'm so sad that you're not in the Christmas spirit. Jazzy, come here. Okay. All right Jazzy. Well, did I convince you at all? Mom's trying to trick me. Like, to pretend like she's a vampire. You guys have done this, like, three times. I'm not gonna fall for it again. I guess you're right. But aside from all that, you're just not into it. Normally, you're totally into this Christmas thing. What's going on this year? Well, it's just not fun. And it's boring, and everybody's focused on getting gifts. It's just annoying. How many fun things are there about Christmas? Spending time with your family, love, giving gifts, spending time with others, helping out the needy. Have you thought about any of that kind of stuff? No... Okay, well, what do you think? Sometimes it's a choice. Sometimes if we're not into it, you can make a choice to have things go better. And guess what? I've got an extra surprise here in Santa's magic bag. Isn't it really about this guy right here? Yeah? This is the true meaning of Christmas, Jazzy. So, what do you think? Maybe if you chose to look at some of the other good things. And tried to participate with us a little bit more, do you think that might be better? Yeah. I think you've got it in ya. I'll try. No, try. We do. I will do. You will do. Okay, awesome. You got this. Jazzy, you're always the happiest, most excited, but guess what? I need some help because a couple of people in the family are not believing that I'm the real Santa. But guess what? You can help me so that they're convinced. What do you think? Can you do that for me? Sure. Okay. I need you to go. I need you to find out what each person wants for Christmas. You need to tell me, and then I can surprise them. It'll blow them away. They won't even know what's coming. Got it? Got it. You good? Yup. Okay. Awesome. I believe in you. Here we go. So. Kalia's. Hi. Have you, like, talked to Santa recently? Yeah, I talked to him last week at the mall. Oh, you did? Well, what did you tell him? Like, what you want, right? Mm hmm. I haven't told anyone but Santa. I want a pink bike. Oh. Um. Good to know. Bye, Kalia. See you around. So. Hey, Kade. Hey. What are you up to? You ready for Christmas? Yep. Just playing some video games. Well, have you talked to Santa recently about what you want? Uh, yeah at the festival of lights. Oh. What did you tell him that you want? Uh, I kind of haven't really told him anyone but him. Oh, well, come on. You can tell me. Right? Fine. 1995 Jordan One Retro high heels. Okay. Whatever color. All right. See you around, dude. Kyler. What did you tell Santa you wanted for Christmas? Oh, that's. That's a lot. Okay. Sick. Great to know. See ya. I got the info. Oh, my gosh! Hey! What's happening? What are you doing? I'm just loading up my presents into Santa's magic bag. To go deliver it to all the good boys and girls of the world. It is Christmas tomorrow, after all. Those are the kids presents. Those are our presents. Christmas is about giving. We give presents. We don't keep them. He's not Santa. Yes, he is. Trust. Trust me. He is Santa. Brandon. I know it's Santa. We know it's you. Stop faking. Stop tricking us out. Yeah, he's real. His gray hair is real. Okay, of course I'm real. If you're really Santa, then you should prove it. I have a challenge for you. What are you talking about? Okay. All of us, we've secretly only told Santa what we want for Christmas. Nobody else. Yeah. Easy. So. You have to tell us what we asked for Christmas. Yeah. What do we want for Christmas? What did I want? Well, this is a piece of cake. Okay, well, this little guy right here. Let's see. He wants a lot of things, like an Xbox, a motorcycle, a tv. This young man wants a lot of things. Is that true? Yeah. And this little one, she wants a bicycle. A pink one. Is that correct? It's correct! And this one wants a new iPhone. Yeah, he knows it. You want a new car. That's actually true. Okay. Those are just lucky guesses. They're easy. Plus, you're our Dad. You should know this stuff. Okay, well, I'll just keep going then. One wheel. Soccer ball. What about me? You wanted a go kart, young man. Your Dad really is Santa! Okay. Okay, okay. Mine was really complicated. So you tell me what I wanted. Easy. You wanted a girlfriend. No. I knew you weren't real. Everything is fake. Santa was just joking, young man. Let's see. Oh, yes, I know what it was. Well, of course it's so easy. It's the 1995 Jordan One Retro high heels. Wait a second. Is that what you wanted? What color? Um, from my memory, you said any color. He is a real Santa. Merry Christmas! You guys, Santa Claus has lots of surprises, right? Guess what? I have one more surprise for you. Ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Okay, everybody close your eyes. Close your eyes. Okay. Are you ready? Three, two, one. And open! I pranked you. It's me. It's Dad. The whole time. I knew it! I got all of you. Oh, I did it. Fun squad. Did I do a good job? Did I do a good job? Well, it's been such a fun day. Merry Christmas to everybody! And Jazzy, thank you so much for all your awesome help. You helped it? Yes. Thanks, dad, for getting me into the Christmas spirit. Yes! It's so important everybody get in the Christmas spirit this year. Let's start right now. Everybody. Jingle bells. Are you ready? And don't forget! Never grow up! Never grow up! Never grow up!