THE BEST NEW COMEDY MOVIES 2024 (Trailers)

Y'all are sticky. Let's try it. Any lucky lady gonna get the midnight kiss? This is hard to her, dude. What's up, Laura? We're actually going to this New Year's thing. It's gonna be a total shit show. Oh. See ya. It's 1999 and we getting drunk! In a few hours, you have an excuse to kiss the girl of your dreams. Open up. Take us away. So smooth. Y2K is real! Someone's on the net? Dumbass. I use gel. A Tamagotchi just drilled through a chick's head. Come on, we gotta go. We are experiencing major problems. As a result, Y2K breakdown. Bye-bye, human race. We're talking global computer apocalypse. Sorry, guys. I guess you're... ...fucked. They made a video on everything. That's crazy. You don't know how this shit works. Grab a bike, grab a board, grab whatever you can. This has been the shittiest night of my life. Fuck this! But it's cool that we got to hang out for once. Don't let go! I can't back down. Can I get up again? They want you to fail. You just have to make it to air. Okay, let's see if we can get through one of these skits. Sketches? Davey, please. Okay. Ready, camera one. Oh! Fuck it! Maybe, maybe you wanna break it! You want me to break your ******* amateur hour! Uh, okay. Do we go again? My name is Lorne Michaels. I'm the producer and creator of Saturday Night. We're excited. Because there's never been a television show like this. Okay, but what kind of show is it, Lorne? Do you even know what the show is? Did anyone ask Edison what a lightbulb was before he harnessed electricity? Who are you in the metaphor? Chevy Chase! Gilda Radner! Dan Ayik! Uh, how the **** do you pronounce this? Well, these can't be the right size. Yeah, you're right. They should be a little bit smaller. And action on rehearsal. And now, weekend update. Good evening. Uh, gentlemen. How long have you been standing there? Long enough. They want you to fail. They're betting on it. That's logical, Vic. That's why they're paying us all to be here. NBC makes more money playing ruins of The Tonight Show. I mean, we're 90 minutes of live television by a group of 20-year-olds who've never made anything. Okay, so this is a bit? Look, I don't get half the shit that they do. You haven't locked the script. Your actors are missing. Have you seen John Belushi? Your crew is in open rebellion. Jesus Christ! Your kids aren't ready for primetime. Everyone down to the- What is this? That was kind of exciting. We need to let the audience in. No, you don't! What the hell is happening? I'm not going to be able to protect you. We just have to make it to air. Live from New York! The writers tied a belt around Big Bird's neck and hung him from my dressing room door. Hey, I heard about Big Bird. So sorry. Auto-erotic asphyxiation, who knew? I thought I'd be happier at 40. You are happy, and I'm not 40, asshole. You don't look happy. I feel like you're having a midlife crisis. Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms, so you don't know shit. To Elliot. No, not the whole bag! May you experience a new level of consciousness tonight. Oh my God, are you guys tripping? I don't feel anything. That's because we don't tolerate drugs well. Hey, freak. Who are you? Elliot. Dude, I'm you. You're me. What's up? I don't have a gap in my teeth. Yeah, where are your retainer? Left boob, one cup smaller than the right. I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged. I'm 39 years old, that's not middle-aged. No, that is middle-aged. No, it's not. I am a very young adult. I'm so jealous you guys had good trips. Did you have fun? Yeah. Dude, I know mom can be annoying, but be nice to her. And go hang out with your brothers. Ow, Max! Also, can you avoid anyone named Chad? Good morning, Elliot. Have you met Chad? Elliot, you freak. I put my number in your phone the other night, but I did not know this would work. Wait a minute, hang on. Face mask, face mask! Dude, I gotta go. You are so lucky. Life will never be the same as it is right now. Just take my advice and we'll be fine. Oh my God! I think. What's going on with you? I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore. The only thing you can't get back is time. It goes by so fast. I still need you. I'm literally an idiot. You're not an idiot. If we weren't the same person, do you think you'd even like me? You're just saying that because you're young and dumb. But if you weren't young and dumb, you'd never be brave enough to do anything. Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once. Can we kiss? No. What? Can I at least touch my old ass? Oh my God, you need to be locked up. The award goes to... Brick Maxwell for the Big Bang 2 live debut! Hey, I got some news for you. You sitting down? The horseman came through. They're going with Brick Maxwell. The demographic is changing and they want a new kind of hero. I need some time. Why don't you take a nice trip? If you want a tour, come with me. Let's do it. Iskia was born from the sea. My films are totally forgettable, as am I. Who's after? It's a sign. I want you to star in this film. Time for me to get back to work. Reclaim the throne. Let's go! We're going to revive the glory days of Italian cinema. Action! Where's the sound mixer? Just count! One... Two... Three... You are over counting! You are the great Nick Cassino. I guess all the training came in handy. Time to save the world again. You are creating a masterpiece. I'm doing this film to prove I can act. Nick Cassino is back! THE GREAT NICK CASSINO 497... 498... 499... 500... Let's go, Abby. Got it. Looking strong, Nick. Red One is on the move. Evening, ladies. What are you so excited about? Of course, your boyfriend's here. Okay, okay. Who's with Red? Reach! Someone took Nick. We're gonna find him. I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley. He's probably the best tracker in the world. The guy's a legend. What am I doing here? Last night, Red One, also known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, was abducted from the North Pole Complex. Are you saying Santa Claus has been kidnapped? Garcia? What the hell? You can't trust this guy. He's on the list. You don't mean... Yes, that list. NL4. Are you telling me this clown is a level four naughty lister? A level four naughty lister? Oh, is that funny to you? Hey, hey, hey, hey! You're gonna help us find Nick. Come on, let's go! Grab a car. For what? You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you? It's not how it works, come on! There is much in here that is not of the natural world. Who's that? Krampus. What are they doing? They're playing crappish slop. I think if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car. We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas. There's worse ways to go out than trying to save Santa Claus. We got snowmen! That was... so disturbing. Hmm. Interesting. My turn! Oh my God. Is my face still there? Yeah, yeah, you look... good. When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh. My mom grew up here. That old house on the hill. Wait, the ghost house? Is your mom Lydia Dietz? Unfortunately. She's a legend! The living. The dead. Can they coexist? Now's my chance. Ghosts aren't real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. I can't believe I'm doing this. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I need you to help me save my daughter. How do I know that you're going to keep your word? I swear on my dead mother's soul. Bob, you and the boys stand guard. Nobody gets through. Let's go, honey. Recognize this puss? Never seen that chick before in my life. Or after life. Are we doing this? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I'm needed upstairs. Bob, go down the fort. Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. See? I'm willing to do the work. Where the afterlife is so random. You're that thing from my dream. Really more nightmare material. Confronting the unknown. Conquering your fears. There's nothing harder. Beetlejuice! What the f***? Thank you all for coming to this special occasion, but right now with like a little privacy. You're not hitting your high kicks. You used to really want to be an agent. I've changed, and so have you. I mean, being in the field is all you used to talk about. Now you prefer making scones. Nice fanny pack, by the way. Here, I got you something. Enhanced tracking, satellite capabilities. You got me a used burner phone? Maybe I can use it to buy some meth or order a hitman. Don't be ridiculous. If you need a hitman, come to me for the referral. We got a bogey, six o'clock. And someone needs to finish these scones that I baked. Good work, JJ. Thanks. I mean, the scones. At first, I was disappointed. The raisins weren't chocolate chips. But then, by the fourth bite, I was like, damn! I need you back in the field, JJ. When I moved here three years ago, I made... Yeah, I know. You made a promise. No more field work. Focus more on intel. And family. Oh, my God. My school choir's going to Italy. Italy! Chaperone. Are you serious? It's like I don't even recognize you. You just sit there like an avocado getting older and softer. Let's get this show on the road! Are you sure you can handle this? JJ, I'm going to have fun on this trip. And if you're going to get in my way, consider yourself the opposition. I'm coming in! Whoever's in there better have clothes on! Let's get in. There is a bomb under the Vatican. I need my number one bull elephant heading this mission. On it. Damn. Me! He's so embarrassing. Please stop. Stop. Okay, one more, one more. Punch it, Chewie. We have to stop this bomb from going off. But first, I'm going to need the Vatican's Wi-Fi password. No, I'm not. I can do it. What do you think it is, though? Hope? Probably. Oh, I don't think... He's already... Yeah, I didn't need to do that. Colonel, this is my... wife. That was weird. Don't miss out. The annual Christmas pageant tickets are on sale now. They're advertising it on TV now? The pageant is an especially big deal this year. It's the 75th anniversary. I want to be of special mention to Grace for volunteering to direct it. You did what? Oh, no. Did somebody die? It's worse than that, son. It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever. Oh, no. It's the Hermanns. Now. The Hermanns are absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world. What'd they do now, dear? Break another window? Set something on fire? Steal your lunch? And then punch you for not having any candy? No, even worse. We're going to be in your Bible play. Oh, boy. We take the pageant seriously. It's about community. And tradition. What do you all suggest? That I kick the Herdmans out of the church? Yes. I want to be Mary. And Ralph wants to be Joe. And the Angel of the Lord? Ow! The Herdmans shouldn't be here. They're a poor influence. You don't look like any Mary I've seen before. Don't touch him! I'm happy to take over the part at any time. I can't just kick him out. I thought you all might be interested in one of my stuffs. You never told me you visited the Herdmans. I got the biggest hand for you guys. Is your mom home? Not when the sun's up. What if the Herdmans ruin us for you? They probably will. But it's not about me. Jesus was born for the Herdmans as much as he was for us. We'll be missing the whole point of the story if we turn them away. Now that's a pageant I'd actually like to see. Mother Mary puffing on a cigar. Shepherds clobbering each other with their hooks. Five bucks say they burned down the manger. Let us start with the Kabbalah Shabbat service led by our very own Cantor Ben. Yadid. You should probably fire me. I would fire me. We're not going to do that, Ben. Because my moms are both big donors to the Temple. That is not a small consideration. What are you looking at? Nothing. You're calling me nothing? Mm-hmm. Are you okay? Mrs. O'Connor. Do I know you? Ben Gottlieb, Benjamin Gottlieb. You were my music teacher. Huh. I worked down at the Temple Sinai. I'm a Cantor. So interesting, because I'm an Aquarius. We're opposite. Cantor. Dr. Blodnick is unattached. You know my daughter, Gabby. Gabby Ben. Gabby. Hi, I'm Leah. I'm here for our J-date. Excuse me? Mrs. O'Connor. Hi. This is a bat mitzvah class. I saw it on the website. So you want to have a bat mitzvah? Jeez, Benny, you're a sharp one. Your mother has decided to have her bat mitzvah. And I'm going to give it to her. This is classic Carla. What's so funny? This is hilarious, Mom. You can sing. I heard you sing. I can't sing, but I can't sing. Come on, you got a big voice in there. That's the voice. She might be able to handle this. If anyone can do it, it will be her. Carla just taught me that music is the sound you make. I want you to be happy. It's okay to be loud. And to be sloppy. There's cheese in this meat? Yeah. That's not kosher. Those two things, they go together so well. Why are you in my pajamas? Shabbat shalom. Hey, Jo. Evening, Cole. Miss, you're on fire. Very original. No, I do not want to stop, drop, and roll with you. No, your book is on fire. Oh, my God. Alcohol and flames, they like each other. Cole Davis. Kelly Jones. Public support for the moon mission is rock bottom. Every day, something is breaking. And we're dead, again. We're blowing up. The space program is a bloated mess. NASA needs a marketing specialist, and you are the very best. Excuse me? What are you doing here? I tracked you down because I felt we had a connection. What? I'm joking. I work here now to sell the moon. NASA's not something that you sell with a jingle and a slogan. When I'm done, those men are going to be bigger than the Beatles. Who is that? For me, this is very personal. He's got my name. You told me that your guys don't do interviews, so I had to hire new guys. I'm here for the casting. Lucy. You, you're a juicy part. 60 missions in Korea. I flew 52 missions in Korea. How's that? What? The whole world will be watching. We can't afford to lose to the Russians. We need to shoot. Backup version of the moon landing. You mean to fake it? No one can ever know what we're doing. I cannot accept that. They will shoot you. What is my budget? Oh, boy. I know a lot more about the moon than I know about you. Give me go, no go for launch. If you fake this mission, every single thing that we have sacrificed will have been for nothing. You know you couldn't have made it to this day without me. Four. Three. Two. One. Strong as a whiny little witch, we have to recast. I think we should have gotten Kubrick. Once upon a time, I had bigger dreams. I see a girl. Look, look. That's gonna be you one day, Rex. I know it, mom. But sometimes, life doesn't always work out the way you planned. Can I get you another drink? Ten years ago, I got lost. Last call, everybody, last call! But it's not too late. I'm gonna be an astronaut. Oh, my God. Wake up again. Dear NASA. No, girl. This resume will never get you in. But let's make a few changes that will. Dear NASA. I've accomplished everything I've ever wanted. Dr. Tiffany Simpson. You have been selected for astronaut training. I'm gonna be an astronaut! Johnson Space Center. I'm actually here. Dr. Stacey Kellogg, M.D., Ph.D. Mancini. Captain. Jack. Violet Marie Wyslowski. We have a special name for astronaut candidates. Askance. What? Over the next nine weeks, you will be trained and tested. Most of you will not pass. Mama, is that an astronaut? Not with my tax dollars, she's not. Are we sure Dr. Simpson belongs here? We need unconventional candidates. She built a series of gates to protect the manatees from speed boats. When we were kids, you inspired me. You took everything out about my resume being made up and said it wasn't made up. Get your ass back home before you hurt somebody's speed. I was born to do this. Once you let your dreams out of the box, you can't just shove them back in. 7-2-3, you're clear for takeoff. Punch it, Flamingo. Is this thing hard to land or what? Are you good, dude? Oh my god, you're in labor. Oh my god. I don't know the medical term for this. It's like it's yawning. Oh my god. Wait, hold up. Hey, I got you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Today I saw a baby being born. Are you so proud of you? Don't touch me! Okay. Oh man! I'm Eden. Clark. Dawn, uh, crisis. I've had sex. I was on my period. So? So you can't get pregnant on your period. Girl. Girl, stop. Girl, you stop. We went to the same school. We learned the same- I am the girl! Hey! How are ya? Am I pregnant? Yeah, yeah. Single mom. She may not keep the baby. Choice. Oh, right, right, right. Single. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. I have your back no matter what. You think I can do this, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I'm scared of the decision I made. But it just feels like destiny. And this is destiny's trial. Amniocon. You ready? It's a pretty big needle. Oh, what? That's for my- Yeah? Cool. No, cool. Okay, you ready? New guy! Officer Shelley. Will. Officer Brogan here. I was gonna show you the ropes. Play now. I really just got one piece of advice. Don't kill anybody unless you really have to. Because that shit is messy. This is Providence, man. Nothing happens here. Calling car two. Police! Come out with your hands up! What the ****? I'm sorry, ma'am. You gotta stay calm, okay? Fuck you! I'll show you calm here. Go to sleep, ******! Oh, **** me! What the **** happened, Will? It was my number one piece of advice! Don't kill anybody unless you have to! We should get out of this. We make it look like a murder. We clean our tracks. We take the money and pin it on someone else. Have you done this before? Ah, yeah. I mean, I- Sir, you notice anything that was missing? Place is a mess, but no. Not one thing. Where is the money? I don't have the money. I came to your house to kill your wife, but your wife was already killed. Somebody else killed her? That's just awful. What services did you provide for Mrs. Chetlow? Mostly massage. Tell them about the dancing. What kind of dancing? Well, sometimes, you know. What kind of son did I raise? Shut up, Ma! Tell anybody. Hey, babe, don't let on that you know anything. I just wanna see if we can trust him. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Tomorrow night, we go get the money and take off. Listen, Paige. Just be careful around here. Maybe it's not possible to live a good life. But you can know that you're not good. Which is better than believing you are. People are dead. It's too much loss for it to just be a coincidence. We're good people, and good things happen to good people. What's your plan for the day? Not the usual. Hello? Grandma! Danny? You sound so strange. I'm in jail. Oh, my God! Mail $10,000 to this address. $10,000? How did you think this was real? Mom, you thought it was real, too. Oh, my God. She was very convincing. Well, she was scared, your mother. We were all scared. I wasn't quite as scared, just for the record. Police are no use. They contact people at random, using telephone listings and social networking sites. Like Facebook? Sure, by Facebook. Shouldn't Zuckerberg be able to fix this? What about my money? Am I supposed to just let them have it? I'm gonna get it back. I need a ride. My mother is at large. Why are we stopping at malls? To get a gun. Do you even know how to use it? How hard can it be? Idiots use them all the time. God. Things happen to people as they age. Weird, crazy things. We're old. Diminished. The least we can do is take care of each other. She's a tough cookie. When she says her mind is something, there's no stopping her. My grandson's parked a block away. I don't have much time. You left your grandson in the car? But he's 24. We all have our good days and our bad days. And what's today? We'll find out. Selma! Grandma? Hello? No, no, sorry, sorry. I'm just looking for my grandma. Sorry. What is going on? To some folks, trying to understand both sides of a conflict is un-American. Trust me, y'all. I'm as American as it gets. My name is Reality Winner. Yeah, that's my real name. The truth is, whoever the bad guys are, okay, once you spend some time with them, learn their ways, I want to help people displaced by war. You know what stops wars? The U.S. Air Force. Sorry, dude. I'm going to A&M. So I joined the Air Force. Really? It's a joke, right? Boot camp starts the day after I graduate. And then I was off to Afghanistan. Yeah, I wish. They said I had to start here first, doing surveillance on the Taliban. The next two years, we're all German strike in Bamiyan. Road trip with Andre. Bench 130. Killed someone's grandfather. Dude moved into my place. Killed three ISIS dudes. $500 to the Red Cross. Saw Pitch Perfect 2. Better than Pitch Perfect 1. Wonder if they'll make it a trilogy. Your job is to monitor Iranian aerospace. Everything else you need to know. What if I need to know who got eliminated on The Bachelorette? Not on office computers. But you can come ask me. I keep up. I mean, you'd at least want to look, right? Be honest. The government 100% knew the Russians hacked our voting systems days before the election. We received a report that you mishandled some classified information. Crazy. Were you aware that your daughter hates America? My daughter isn't a terrorist. If no one ever takes a risk to try and change things, then nothing will ever change. We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. The conductor's going to come through, taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom. Bathroom, okay. He gets to the back of the train, he's going to start heading towards the front looking for stragglers. Sorry, we're the stragglers? Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's going to meet in the station and we're home free. This is so ******* stupid. Tickets are probably like 12 bucks. That's the principle of things. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country. No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out because they thought we were cheap. Shit. What the flying ****, man? I'm so sorry. Why would you do that? Fuck, you're like red. Yeah, because you ******* slapped me in the face. Come on, Mike, slow down. We are late. My stomach, Mike. I need a ginger ale. Get a ginger ale and nothing else. Are those dogs fresh? Put them in yesterday. Give me one. Yeah, there you go. Open the register. Stay right there. Is that Skittles on the counter, Marcus? This ain't mine, Mike. Yes, it is. Mind your business. Marcus, get in the car. He has a gun to my head. Want to deal with him or you want to deal with me? Call 911. Call you the police? Hey, Reggie, did you eat my snacks? No, sir. You need to get a job. I'm a U.S. Marine, sir. Well, then you need to deploy. Dad, look. We now have evidence that the late Captain Conrad Howard of Miami PD was working with drug cartels for years. Captain Howard is being framed. Let's go. What the hell? He's texting us from the other side. I know he's not, Marcus. If he's seeing this, I'm probably dead. I don't know how high up this goes, but I don't trust anybody. You should be careful. We're being set up, detectives. We got two suspects. Lowery and Burnett. They're armed and dangerous. In five, four, three... No, we can't wait for Louis. It's flammable. I ain't no damn scientist. Y'all are some terrible fugitives. Hey. I need nasty, Mike. Bad boy. I got this. What you don't know? Are y'all stealing our clothes? Just because we black, we stealing your white. Look at your shirt. Why don't you sing us a little Reba song? Reba. Sing your favorite. I'm a woman. I'm a strong black woman. Strong. Yeah, because she's not black. What you gonna do? What you gonna... That ain't no Reba song. It's from her mixtape. All of your tests have been completed to get your death date. Are you ready for your results? Oh my God, I'm gonna die. It's okay. What does it say? 21,490. Nicole, that's almost 60 years from now. What does yours say, babe? 345. Days? That is not ideal. My ex-fiancee dropped me like a hot potato. Nicole's body was really hot. I'd love to do her, but you know, I wouldn't because of you. Unless you could've watched. Some people are into that. Weirdos. Me and the boys heading to the strip club tonight. There's women everywhere. I'm just saying. Do I start dating again? I'm a mortimer. I am a mortician. You know what, Mr. Addison? That is not your shade. Do you want to film? You're magic. Hey, do you want to get out of here? I've never had sex with a prostitute before. Professional escort. Sorry, with a professional escort. Rita? You're dead! I didn't do anything to her. But you still owe me for Rita's services. She said it was free. I ain't handing out free samples. This ain't Trader Joe's. I just joined this dating service that matches you with people based on death dates. I'll be doing your video interview. Lasers. So what kind of gal are you looking for? Kind, honest, a little bit boring, maybe. You're going to die soon, I'm going to die soon. Let's go on a date. I'd love to hang out with you again. It's going to be okay, I promise. It's not like I have much time to build a future with someone. So where's my money, man? You got it? Five thousand? Don't make me use it. Go on then. I don't even care. I'm going to die anyway. You better have my money in full by midnight tomorrow. Or he's going to hurt me. I just wish I met you sooner. Better late than never. I've just been so angry, afraid, happy, all at the same time. Have a seat Mortimer. Relax. When you and Nicole were dating, did you guys ever try pegging? Pegging? What is that? Pegging is when a girl puts on a dodo. And bangs. What if I told you, imaginary friends are real. And when their kids grow up, they're forgotten. Are any of them scary? Worse. Desperate. Question, why did these kids forget about us in the first place? Last week I just started falling apart. You're sucking the oxygen out of the room. Honestly Doc, this is how it's going to be. I'm just going to wheel myself back and plug in. We've started a matchmaking agency to help Iffs find new kids. Or we just disappear. Bloop. Happy place, happy place. I can help you. How? I'm a kid. You are the chosen one. No, no. Let's not give her a complex. Good luck, short sack. It's all up to you. No pressure. I hope this works. Alright, let's find these Iffs some kids. Cheat! What kind of a kid creates an invisible Iff? I can find anyone. Anywhere. He got in my mouth. Thanks for doing this. Don't look him in the eye. Which would? Yeah, that's going to grow right back. Am I disappearing? Alright, I'm not ready for this. I need a thrower. Or I need a snack. It's one of the two. Gross. We have to help them. Yes, we do. Not going to ask you again. Put some pants on. You're freaking everyone out. How'd it go? Oh, oh my god. Does this make us partners? Let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Keith! And mom said too much candy isn't good for your tummy, but I said... Oh my god. Wow, my eyes can taste it. I am so sorry. You don't taste that in your eyeballs? You must get up and do it right away. If anyone can do it, you gotta get there soon, it's quite okay. Crew's been compromised. Unstoppable! You! Get back here! Alright, gentlemen. I was recently called out of retirement to take down Maxime Lamar. What now? We're low on fuel. It's always something. I can never focus on just being evil. Insert card and remove rapidly. Card not read? Come on. Did you pull it out rapidly? Yes, yes, very rapidly. Some of you may be wondering why you're here. We need volunteers. Nice work, gentlemen. You will be the first to test our super serum designed to transform you into cutting-edge agents. Or you might just explode. Ladies and gentlemen, our new secret weapon, the Mega Minion. Here you go, Britney. I can't say my name as Britney. That would be a lie. Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time. No, I don't. See? She's lying right now. Beautifully. Am I bad? I know I turn everything into a joke. But I care. And I want to use that for something important. I waited a long time for this team-up. In my world, you're well-regarded. You were an X-Man. Fuck that, you were the X-Man. The Wolverine. He's a hero in my world. Yeah, well, he ain't shit in mine. Scott used to beg me to wear his suit. So did Storm and Beast. But I couldn't have him thinking I wanted to be there. It was too late. It's only nine people. But my entire world is right here in this picture. And I have no idea how to save it alone. But you, you know how to save them. Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy. You were always the wrong guy. Until you weren't. Are you ready? Fuck yeah, I'm ready. I'm the Wolverine. Stop it. So why are you here? Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or... No, I'm an actress. Great. They're rebooting Barbie. Hi, I'm Katie. Just got back into town and ready to act. Did you prepare something? I have something, yeah. Katie Kim is our new jackpot winner. Happy hunting, L.A. I definitely didn't get the part, so there's no need for the death stare. She's my jackpot. What is happening? Uber for Katie? Did that look as cool as it felt? Oh, my God. What is going on? Katie, you won the lottery. And now anyone with a losing ticket that kills you before sundown gets her money. Legally. Okay, that's murder. Oh, not in California. It's just a chance at the big time. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell yeah. I felt that, too. I need you to put this on. If you kill me, you get it all. So why the hell would I trust you? You treat people like you want to be treated. Oh, you dirt-faced me. Oh, shit, my sneaker. Really hit the target there. How's it look? Good? I called in a favor. We are the biggest lottery protection agency in the city. I do trust you. I think it's because you look like a bulldog that, like, a witch casts a spell on and turn into a human. You ever get that? Yes. We're in trouble, aren't we? Yes, we are. Who wants some head? Why are you making me like that? Man, you can't just steal people's panic rooms, dude. What are you, Jodie Foster? You know too much. I really don't, though. Katie's the biggest jackpot of all time. Just find her. Cowabunga. Journal, power! This is a prosthetics machine. If people can't recognize you, you're a lot safer. Hey, girl, hey. What? Too sexy? Oh, hey, you're still here. Congratulations, you are officially invited to win the Jackpot Jackpot. We're giving away a big old bar of gold and chicken wings from B-Dubs to last you a decade. How does someone enter, John? That's an incredibly personal question. Oh, you mean the sweepstakes. You can enter by visiting this website. So enter for a chance to win the Jackpot Jackpot today. So, like, does this thing follow the same rules as the movie? Oh, Lord, I hope not. I don't think our legal team would allow for that much murder. Get ready, everyone. Let's get to work. Checking into the bridal suite. My sister's getting married this weekend. I think there might be a little mistake because my daughter's getting married. Oh, no. We've double booked your weddings. What? L is for the way you look at me. Oh.