UnlistedTying the Knot_Episode_3

Who are you? And how did you get in here first? Hey, this is my house. Now get out or I'll throw you out. What's going on? What have you done to my friend? Greg, what the heck? Axel, when did you come back? Last night. Are we being colonized again? Hey, mind you, I'm Polish. We have good history with Uganda. Kurunji, do you know this idiot? Who are you calling an idiot, you fake Muslim? Okay, okay. I have the most demanding client coming in shortly, so I don't have time for whatever this is. What is a naked man doing in your house and chasing me around? Who is naked? George of the jungle, you. Okay, Axel, this is Greg, my new tenant. And Greg, this is Axel, he's my friend. I can't shake your hands when you're naked. Put on a proper shirt and pants. Kurunji, don't tell me he lives here as well. No, he doesn't. Okay. George, you should be at work. Aren't you supposed to be at work? Day off. They gave me a day off and Gumi has an emergency. Hey, so about... Who? Greg. Oh, thank God you're here. We've been waiting for you. Gumi, Gumi, wait. Angela is coming in for food testing and if I have to handle her alone, I'm going to strangle her. It's going to take only two minutes. So, are there any other people I should know about? Oh, you've met the whole gang, Greg. Let me see. So, there is Gumi, I work with her. And then I have Lili, my best friend, Danny, my boyfriend, and finally, Axel, Danny, my best friend. Danny's best friend. Do they all have to be here all the time? Oh, you'll get used to them. I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? Angela, nice to see you. Excuse us, Greg, and please put on a shirt. So, when do these food people get here? You know I don't have all day. They'll be here shortly, could you please? Typical. Oh, why stood up? You know, it actually makes sense. When mommy told me about your house, I figured a sponsor had to be involved. Oh, no, no, no. Greg, that is Greg, he's landlord. Call him what you want, doesn't matter. Oh, by the way, this is a custom-made piece. Oh, amazing. Let me show you pictures from our engagements. You are going to die! I can't wait. Oh. Hey, Axel. Hmm? Let me help you finish all this work by yourself, because Karim is getting impatient. You said you wanted to learn how to use the client tracker. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Axel. Sit. You know me and these things of spreadsheets, Tinder be my new way. Yes, we do not mix. This is very simple. Look here, just draw here your client list. Put it there. Okay, Axel. If I knew I was going to do all this work by myself, I wouldn't have called you to help me. Tell Karim. Now, what is this? You're making me do things I don't understand. You do. Now, this Greg guy, do you know anything about him? You hear me, right? Give me focus. Okay. And what does he do? Well, all I know is he's into these things of refugee camps. Yeah, but I really want to get to know him. Does Danny know? Of course he does. We were all here when he came. Can't you see that things are falling apart? Ha, don't start with your conspiracy theories, by the way. Conspiracy theories, what? Can't you see that Emuzungu waltz into our worlds whenever and wherever he wants? This is not 1900. Ha, that's so bad. Hey, you're too over, you're done. Come on, I'm sorry, God. Done. See, look at this. Now, look at that. Yes, yes, this is okay. And now. I keep track of this one. Keep track of these two pages. Everything else picks information from these two pages. This one and this one. That is it? Yes, that's it. Simple. But let me tell you something. You need to be very careful with that Greg guy. He, Emuzungu, middle-aged, looking suspicious. Interpol might be looking for him and you are here. He might be a serial killer. Hang on, you'll go. Greg cannot be like those serial killers on the ID show. Greg Owanzi, Emuzungu? Yes. Ha, ha. So here, we were at the Eiffel Tower where we said I love you. You said that? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's it. I know. Oh. So, your books are burned and deco, you just saw that? I know, it's so romantic, right? Come on, G. Your place is so you. It's a bit outdated, but it's cute. Excuse me, Karinji. The caterers are here. Oh. Yes, and they're sitting over the dining room. Okay, this is Gumi, by the way, my assistant. I will tell you when they are ready. Didn't you used to date some guy back in the day? It was Dennis, is it? Mommy told me you two were getting married. Danny. Well, I can tell he's still broke because I don't see an engagement ring. So, about the food, your parents told me you are a bit picky, so I'll suggest we kindly have enough in mind, okay? No carbs, no dairy, low fat, gluten-free, obviously. High in fiber, no exceptions. Open mind, Angela. Lobster and prawns have to be there. Do you care to share? Oh, um, yes, the tailor. So, the tailor said your bridesmaids have not yet showed up to have their measurements taken. Karinji, you know we were nursing a heartbreak after Daddy said he didn't want to pay for the broker to design my grooming suits. Oh, okay. Well, if that will get the job done then, let's do it. Okay? 20, okay. What's up, what's up? I'm Zito. Yeah. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yokudodo. Oh, yeah. Hey. Our language's wide open. Nairobi. Yeah. Saint, please ensayide moulazize those talks. Okay. I've been in Nairobi for the conference. I came back last night, and they gave me a day off today. How? So, how are my Kenyan people, my peeps? Yeah, your Kenyan people, peeps, are as fast as always. Oh my God. You know, do you know what I would do if I was off today? I get the feeling I don't want to know, but you tell me anyway. I would spend some time by the water side, in a yacht, as I nibble on some strawberries. Oh my God. But Lily, you know I can't afford all that. Darling, of course I know, not with the way you count every coin you spend. So, let me guess, Danny's on his way here for you two to play Ludo, tell me. Of course not. Wait, I will leave my dust. Thank you. Oh my God, you two are so predictable. Anyway, what is that Mzungu doing in Karunji's house? What? Mzungu? No, he's just a new tenant now. And you're okay with this? Yeah. Yeah, you think he has a choice. He has no choice in this matter. Katiberi, what is that supposed to mean? Have you seen Greg? Yeah, I saw him. He was naked. Yeah? Yeah, showing his non-existent muscles. Wait, does he have a six pack? Lily, what do you take me for? He was in a best. He showed too much skin and I needed to know. So, Danny, I do not like that Mzungu near Karunji. What? Greg? Yeah. Greg and Karunji? I don't think Karunji and Kanchi don't have a couple now. Maybe. But what guy is confident enough to walk shirtless in a house he shares with a woman? I do that all the time, Nange. It's no biggie now. Yeah, you do that all the time. But he's so confident around her. And he chased me around naked. Do you know what man resorts to violence that easily? A spy. Ah, now I'm so... Who is it? You're welcome, madam. My name is Chef Sandra. I prepared some of the best dishes from within Uganda. And I'm sure you're going to like it. Thank you so much, Chef. This really looks amazing. You don't really expect me to eat any of this, do you? Remember what we said, Angela. Open mind, okay? Enjoy. This tastes like feet. This is so gross. Excuse me? I'm sorry, Chef Sandra. I'm sure she didn't mean that. That's exactly what I meant. Did you go to culinary school at all? Angela, are you okay? You've got to be kidding me. She made an old man cry. But, Mommy, I can't serve that food. Why can't we just have finger foods? Or seafood? What do you mean, no? You guys are ruining my Kwajala. It's all a mess. It's all a mess, Rungi. Rungi? Since when? My parents hate me. How can they expect me to eat that food? I'll just... I'll get... You'll get what? Angela, are you allergic to any of those foods? Huh? Why didn't you say something? Until you were all excited about the food and... I didn't want to break your heart. Okay, what foods are you exactly allergic to? All of it. Okay, all of it, but any of it. I'll just confess. So, you don't want us to serve real food at your introduction just because you'll get fat? I haven't eaten that food since, like, 2016 or something like that. I mean, look at me. Look at my perfect body. Look at me. Really, look at me. It's perfect, right? Look, I don't... I don't want to get fat like you. No offense, but I don't know how you do it. I would just die. Listen, we are planning your introduction ceremony, Angela. It is a traditional ceremony. We can't go around serving finger foods to your guests. It's my perfect waistline. Okay, we shall prepare a special salad for you, okay? But this is what your father is paying us not to serve your guests. You can actually do that? You mean you can do that? Mm-hmm. Okay, I guess that could work, yes. Okay, now we are going to go back in there, and you're going to apologize to Chef Chizito. You made the man cry. Fine, I'll apologize to Chizi, but I want the lady's food. Good. I can't believe she left all this food here. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. My perfect waistline. Custard, we have enough food to feed us for the whole week. Mm-hmm. Eh, Greg. I can't seem to say I'm a little disappointed that you have a shirt on. Go me. Look at me. Hey, ladies. It's about to rain. Oh. What's the occasion? Our client's trying to find a caterer. Ah, don't tell me. The Annoying Bride. How did it go? Annoying. Want some? Mm. No, I'm good. Uh-uh. Linda, zoom. Mm. Zoom one. That's good. Place it down. That's good. Mm? Let me fix your plate. Mm-hmm. Is she always this much? Oh, she grows on you. Just take it slow. You really should try this, though. Mm. What is it? Um, it's, uh, Luwombo. Mm-hmm. Yeah? It's basically just, uh, uh, boiled chicken... Mm-hmm. ...but steamed in banana leaves. Mm. Mm-hmm. I have a sensitive stomach. Oh. Last time I tried a Rolex, uh, I was in the toilet all night. Oh. Well, you definitely met the wrong Rolex makers. You really should try this. Trust me. Mm. Here is your plate. Mm, that's good. Mm. Oops. Looks like I messed up your shot. Let me get this. Mm. Ah. Ah, it's so good. Oh, hi, Danny. Hey, what's going on here? Oh, um, food testing. Are you hungry? Yeah, actually, I'm, uh... Oh. Khaled, serve yourself, huh? You want some more, girl? Mm. So is no one going to serve me or feed me anything? Hmm. Karunji, pay attention to your boyfriend. He also wants to be fed. Hey. Oh. Oh, babe. How was your day? Actually, it was the usual. Uh, I met with Axel. Seems he actually met you great. Mm. Don't remind me about it. Oh. Mm. I am, uh, just having a wonderful evening with, uh... What do you call it, Karunji? Luombo. Mm. Have you tried the chapatis, Greg? Greg, have you tried the chapatis? Yeah, they are really nice. Oh. Oh, by the way, um, Danny, I think you should first go and warm up your food because Greg fixed the microwave and it's working perfectly. Oh, and by the way, Greg, thank you so, so much for fixing the toilets. They were really stressing me out. Ah, Greg, again. You really have good firm hands, babe. You're good with your hands. Well, it's so good to really finally have a man in the house, you know? Hey, I was going to fix that toilet. Ah, Danny, those toilets have been broken for months and I didn't see you do anything about them rather than complain. By the way, why are we talking about broken toilets while we are eating? Let's eat first. Greg wants. Toilet mode. Ah, you babe. Can you fit in all the food you finished for us? I can't seem to move yet. Ah, you guys barely eat. And besides, you can afford to buy more food. By the way, cousin, you are shameless. Flirting with Greg in front of Danny. Come on, I only fed Greg a little piece of my chicken, no big deal. A little piece? You need to remember that you have a man and some of us are single. You're serious? I mean, come on, really, Greg, that guy is like thrice your age. So? By the way, I'm serious, you're not dating that guy. Drama, just ignore her. Still working? Almost done. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay, yeah, yeah. It's just food after all that food. I know. You weren't jealous earlier, were you? Jealous? Of who? Why? Well, Gomi just said something about Greg and I and I just needed to make sure you don't feel the same. Greg. The Greg. Greg, no, no, no, no, that's my guy now. I knew it. And, um, so about the wedding stuff we made up yesterday and the plans and dates. Yeah? I just needed something to get those guys off me. Yeah, of course, of course, of course. I'm just surprised that those guys believed you. I hope you're not taking it from your dad. Daddy, no. Well, I told him that Kazi was wearing my back and that lie saved me, honestly. And I'm glad we're on the same page and that he's out of the way because I have a lot going on and I don't need that right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. All right, uh, Karunji, I'll be right back. We are so... We, it's a code red. It's a code red, I repeat, it's a code red. Like in the movies now, we... Never mind, anyway. You're right about Greg. He's a snake here to bite all our women. I need to do something about Timman. You need to help me. I need your help. Sit down. The beauty of pansy The beauty of love L.A. Strong Our spirit for Celebration Forever Wow!