MLB The Show has 3 players on the cover & Kid trips over bench on court during game | Weekly Dumb

my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake how does you do James not Zach today so I'm pretty damn good how are you doing uh okay I'm okay the sports is Bland the weather is cold and look at this look at this someone invents something to watch the week before the Super Bowl yeah well Jim I'm glad you mentioned the sports cuz the NBA stole the scene with a big trade but okay big trade Sports the LA team's ruining sports for everyone nice now we're talking MLB the Show new cover athletes multiple athletes or was this a gag I I I I'm not MLB the show like when they announced this the office was scurrying right I don't know who's been on the cover the last couple it's not my world this just a cool thing it's one of those weird like player life goals that only a couple guys are going to get so is this all three of them are on different covers and can you select them or is it random who you get to make you buy multiple like Taylor Swift album situation I don't think it's like the Taylor Swift album situation they're not just juicing the books here like collect them all everyone's juice in the books bro okay who do you think's the most deserving skines gunar or Ellie De La Cruz SK yeah I agree what about the man who gets his penis stuck that's later and is it a sport a lot of penis news later on like three different penis stories stay tuned Jim what was this almost okay I mean this is where this is right where we live this almost a breakdown a kids on a fast break and all of a sudden he trips gets tablet topped by a bench yeah a man's just rolling a bench and then the I mean it's it's as bizarre as it gets the man's slowly rolling a bench I don't know and he just looks at my bad sorry that's my bad it's like well yeah man how does this happen yeah you don't walk on the court at games that's one of the biggest rules you can go around actually at a lot of games they don't let you walk the Baseline maybe he was just playing that game of chicken and he was like I'll just bomb it who needed that bench so bad is an empty Arena so that's your almost a breakdown let's stay with the sports next segment more Sports in a week Barron of sports Jim this is interesting cuz we're coming off something labeled close to a Perfect Video this is an imperfect video that has the internet debating the world's longest snowmobile backflip by your guy Andreas bergmark 3 2 1 7 yeah for what he's going for that's right where he lives yeah Berg Mark and you've watched you know you've seen X Games Clips you've watched weekly dumb you've seen stuff happen and you're like wow you watch it and you're like that's good and then the comments under are doing the same debate cuz it's obviously impressive but it's also like I think we could push no pressure to Andre Andreas and his gang but it feels like we could push this a little further I don't know how long my hands have been like this I'd like for Zach to rewind and check it out okay but I think it's longer than they should looks like you have an extra finger right now like it feels like you're going to pull up another arm and be like hello yeah like these are fake just drawing the other arm these are fake okay Zack freeze my arms here and then do that God he's going to love that and hate that so anyway here's the thing some things are very cool but they don't look cool right this is not impressive especially if you're me and you've been watching a lot of Monster Jam because I took my son and he likes it because Co watch any freestyle run by Gravedigger yeah that's impressive yeah so sorry bergmark I think it's impressive but visually it doesn't stimulate me because I'm I've played cool boarding cool boarders oh let's just do the knot Sports this is the knot Sports this is an ad Super Bowl 59 is right around the corner and it's the perfect time to get in on the action draftking Sportsbook is where you want to go they are offering all new customers $200 in bonus bets instantly after betting is 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he drops the dead guy off then goes back to the apartment complex tells the apartment complex I need to get in the Marshall needs me to get that sex style for evidence and they're like uh no dude and he's like well I can't be told no I'm so horny for this doll I need it yeah so then it says he goes into the apartment locks the door and then they like bang in or whatever they get him and when they get him uh the sexile appeared to have been altered near her thigh area and was sticky to the touch and his clothes were disheveled who touched it my guess is Ryan Smith 42-year-old from Omaha arrested how horny do you got to be it's a lot it's a lot from the time he saw the sex stll he did so many things and he got told no a bunch still could not shake it if you're a body transplant worker know what I'd really hate if you're really into banging sex dolls cuz that's kind of your whole job that wasn't part of the Roundup these stories are [Applause] [Music] an Alberta man got his penis stuck to the icy sidewalk after a drunken brawl a farm worker in Brazil was found kicked to death by a cow the man was trying to have sex with the cow the cow is not trying to have sex with the man China's first ever Corgi police dog fuy lost his yearend bonus for sleeping on the job and urinating in his food ball you don't pay that dog there rules and regulations don't pay that dog all right toilet inside the Pittsburgh city government building exploded while a 65-year-old man was taking a poop he got hurt not that hurt but hurt that's perfect no maybe a woman in her 60s has been arrested for allegedly using an array of wigs and other disguises to take UK citizenship tests for others a hero in some worlds right could be Noble could be bad fossil Hunters have discovered 66 million year old vomit in Denmark no they haven't just straight BS who can prove it the fossil hunter okay this puke so old what's the oldest oldest I can think of 66 million year old puke think Z use this now put it in 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