[History of Ancient Costumes] True Records of Ming Taizu 20丨Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty

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The villain in medicine
Meet the Queen
The Emperor is ill
Yes, the emperor is not feeling well.
You guys are waiting here.
yes
emperor
Xiuying, you are here
Your Majesty, you are ill.
Somewhat uncomfortable
I only know this from what Master Liu said.
I brought the doctor.
Ask them to come in.
Oops
No, I'm much better now.
Let me see
It's not burning.
A little thing
Why did you come all the way to the mountain?
How can the emperor's illness be a trivial matter?
As the Queen, I don't ask
Wouldn't that make people all over the world curse you?
Your Majesty should return to the palace to recuperate.
Why
I will accompany you down the mountain.
No, no, no
This is good.
Very good
Then I will live with you on the mountain.
Oh no
What?
This is not appropriate
The emperor dislikes me
Look at you
They are an old married couple.
I mean to say
There are so many things in the harem that cannot be separated from the queen
Besides, the princes and princesses still need education.
Hi, everything has its weight.
According to my concubine
The Emperor is too tired.
Today's emperor has many concubines
If you don't check
Can there be no problems?
So
I am always worried about the emperor's health
Hey hey hey
That's right.
OK, the view on the mountain is great.
Hey, go out and see the scenery first.
I'll wash my face, put on my clothes and go.
Hey, I'm waiting for you here
The husband sings and the wife follows
Wherever my husband is, there I am
Wherever my husband goes, I go
Ouch
Why is there an embroidered shoe here?
Binfei came here these two days.
Ah no no
Come and sit down
What about this shoe?
Ouch this
Why
Where did this shoe come from?
Ahhh
Where is it from?
Hey, why don't you tell me?
I really didn't see it
Ouch, this is weird.
Are there any other foxes or ghosts on this mountain?
Why
This startling
You don't believe it
What kind of ghosts?
Where did these embroidered shoes come from?
There is only one
Maybe the cat brought it.
Oh, this palace still has
Cat ahhhh
Oh Wildcat
Wild cat on the mountain
Sit down for me
You are calm
What if I'm not calm?
Hey, big horse is coming
It must be Wei Yujiao's business
I guess he is arguing with the emperor.
It's better to quarrel.
The louder the noise, the better
Mr. Hu, the foolish old man is here
Lord Hu, the emperor asks you to go immediately
Yu Jiao
I
Look at this. Look at this.
What do you eat around you?
This wild cat has entered the emperor's bedroom
Why
emperor
Why is the Queen here?
Keep your voice down
Take the lady to the mountain for a walk
What is Piligou Zixia Cave?
Get it out of my way first.
She knows about Yujiao
Yeah, I think I know.
Why
How clever the lady is!
You have to send someone to take Miss Yujiao down the mountain as soon as possible.
Sent into the harem
That won't work.
We'll talk about entering the palace later.
Why
First find a place near the palace to settle down
Is it good to have a beautiful woman in a golden house?
I will send him down the mountain right now.
Why
I'd better go down the mountain first.
Hey
Didn't you say you would stay on the mountain for two days before accompanying me down the mountain?
The emperor's illness just happened to make him busy with state affairs
How dare I disturb you?
Why
You didn't say
Isn't this going back on one's word?
I deserve death
Hey, Wu Aiqing
You kneel down all day long
I feel dizzy watching this
I have absolutely no intention of deceiving the Emperor.
You confuse me
Get up for me now
If I am easily deceived by others
He is not worthy of being the emperor.
Haiqing
I am also in a dilemma.
Your Majesty does not understand what the Emperor means
I am the king of a country
Working day and night for national affairs
But I am flesh and blood.
Ah, I can't help but think about my own physical and mental happiness
Longevity
You are right, right?
Yeah, yeah.
This is called movement in stillness
Yin to Yang
Light in Darkness
Complement each other
Opposites complement each other
Hey, so
I can't leave the Queen and
Liu Bowen and others also cannot do without Hu Aiqing
You
They didn't give me
What did you give me?
They haven't
Why
Hehehe Wang Aiqing
What's wrong with you?
I feel sad
Hey, you are fine.
What are you sad about?
Your Majesty, I am sad about my fate
destiny
Your Majesty, I'm afraid that my days with you are numbered.
In this world
It's hard to say how many days I can live.
Hey, just say such depressing words
Your Majesty, I am miserable.
That's weird.
Hahahaha I trust you
I like you, what's so miserable about you?
Hum, why are you so fussy like a woman?
They gave me
You don't
You gave me
They don't
snort
Oh, isn't this a bad thing?
This is for Weichen
An ominous move
They gave the emperor
Nothing more than making plans
I have done a lot.
The Emperor's Strategy for Governing the Country
Major policies
Didn't I participate in the discussion?
It is this humble official who gives
They really don't have it.
Oh, good, good
I will change what I told you.
They gave me
You also have
You gave me
They don't
All right?
Official
I'm worried that I won't be able to perform Maweipo again.
Zhang Yushi is exaggerating.
Hey, sir
You are the chief of the officials.
Can kill the king at any time
I wrote a poem
Anything that can be handed over to the Emperor
Maybe it will touch the emperor.
Read to me
Why
The courtyard is wrinkled and lightly exposed
Closed door, spring grass grows together with sorrow
Why
In the dream, I was favored by the king
But the oriole called
Ha, you are telling the story of the concubines in the harem.
Speak for them
I can pass it on to you
What else do you have?
According to the investigation of the lower officials
The woman the emperor fell in love with
It was sent by Hu Weiyong, a member of the Secretariat
Hey, it is said that
This woman knows witchcraft in the bedroom
Nonsense
Zhang Yishi
The emperor never believed in evil
He dealt with the matter of Jiuxiangu
Xiaolan, do you still remember?
Don't say this again, okay?
This angered the emperor
You can't afford it.
They couldn't give it to the emperor, and they used this
Attack the Minister
I wish I could put you to death.
Every time I think of this, I tremble all over.
snort
My dear, rest assured
I won't listen to this kind of talk.
No matter who this person is
I won't let go
My
No joke
Hahahahahaha
Your Majesty
Hey, Your Majesty
Your Majesty, I will help you, Your Majesty
emperor
Why
Your Majesty, Ouch!
Hahaha
Wu Yong, you still respect me
Look at your behavior
Hey, that's it.
Who can compare to the emperor?
Hehe hahaha
These years I have traveled all over the country
Well-informed
Isn't it?
Why are there so many people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait?
There are no traces of the emperor left.
yes
But what really opened my eyes were two things.
Which two things
One is Da Le Fu.
I go, I also think this is a matter between men and women
First, for seed testing
Second, it is for fun
But I didn't expect this.
There are so many varieties
It's so fun
Not only can it strengthen your body
It can also prolong life
Well, I'm afraid that scholars like Liu Bowen
You may not understand the subtlety of it.
ah
The second one is Wu Yujiao
Why
This gentle jade
Beautiful and soft like water
Oh, and considerate
The Emperor is happy
I also feel extremely happy
Ha ha ha ha
This Zhang Shangli
A small censor
Dare to play with words
I can't get along with the emperor
snort
The poem says
It's true too.
Wei Yong, you are deeply favored by the emperor
Always by your side
I cannot just try to please the Emperor.
We should put the country first.
Prime Minister
You are too kind.
Others are sharpening their knives
You speak for them.
Is it that serious?
Don’t plant flowers near official positions
Don't marry your daughter to a prince
It's better to marry a farmer
White palmistry is not good enough
Who wrote this?
Princess Song Jing
This bitch
I named her
Concubine Jing didn't treat her badly.
But now write this formula
This is also inspired by emotion.
Who made the emperor ignore him?
Ignore him and talk nonsense
I was going to spend the night at his place last night
He dared to reject me
There must be a reason.
What do you mean you feel unwell?
That's right
Women always have those few days every month
Did you know that Song Jingfei has a connection with Gao Qi?
They have a connection
How could this happen?
Your Majesty, who told you this?
No wind, no waves
Recently for Wu Yujiao
A bunch of literati are making a fuss
Rendering
How dare you to make things difficult for me?
Xiuying, you are too soft-hearted
Be careful not to be used by them
How could I be used by them?
That's because the emperor can't bear to hear the unpleasant advice.
What unpleasant advice?
You are greedy for women
Neglecting state affairs and being wanton
Should I be the emperor or should you be the emperor?
You are too nosy.
But I am the queen
I always have to take care of women's affairs
What happened to the woman?
I, Zhu Yuanzhang, overcame numerous difficulties and dangers to conquer the country and become the emperor
What's wrong with me finding a woman?
What a woman
There are so many concubines in the harem
You don't even look at it
You are obsessed with a vixen who can do witchcraft
Do you think I don't know?
I said
How dare those scholars be so presumptuous?
You're all in collusion.
You support them from behind.
Fanning the flames
Ma Xiuying, you said
Who are you heading towards?
I look to the great emperor of Ming Dynasty
I hope you keep yourself clean
Be a wise king
You can you wise
You keep yourself clean
Either you become the emperor
You are the emperor.
Don't think I left you Ma Xiuying
I, Zhu Yuanzhang, cannot rule the world.
But
You, Zhu Yuanzhang, always said you wanted to be a wise ruler.
What do you mean?
You say I'm a tyrant
I didn't say that.
That's what you said yourself
asshole
Don't think I'm afraid of you
I'm letting you
Covering your nose
Face you
Forget it. Why bother?
Why don't you just dethrone me as the queen?
Do you think I don't dare?
Get out of here!
Ma Jingying
From now on
You and your maids are not allowed to leave the harem
Anyone who dares to disobey the order will be killed
Qiuju Girl
Qiu Ju meets Mr. Liu
Although Miss Qiu Ju did not wear a mask this time
Why don't you go through the door?
Adults and girls dare not
Afraid of being seen
You're not a thief, what are you afraid of?
Something happened in the palace
What
The Emperor and the Empress had a falling out
The decree was issued to ask the queen and several of us maids to
Not allowed to leave the harem
I ran away secretly
The Queen asked you to come.
Didn't the Queen say that family disgrace should not be made public?
But I always feel that I have to tell you this
So here I come
Well you did a great job
Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
So the Queen was banished to the cold palace.
Well, it's almost like being banished to the cold palace.
My father Ma Da Jiao was banished to the cold palace.
Now he has no chance to act.
If this time
Zhu Yuanzhang could depose his queen.
We are halfway there.
Take your time
The beauty effect is beginning to show
I think we should do it all at once.
Zhu Yuanzhang was suspicious by nature
Cruel
The knife has been inserted.
Wait until you have stabilized your position before winning his heart.
Will you attend the morning court?
Let’s get started
Jia Jing Emperor has an order
I won't be attending the morning court today.
Please go back, everyone.
There is something urgent to do.
Please submit the memorial to the Secretariat
Hey, let's go.
Let's go
The emperor hasn't attended court for two days.
Oh, if this continues, Mr. Liu
I'm afraid you're the only one who can persuade the emperor.
Oh, the fans of the party
I can't persuade you either.
It seems that I can persuade the emperor
Only the Queen.
teacher
Yeah
The Queen's words
The Emperor will still listen.
Yeah
He is also afraid of his wife
Well, who said I'm afraid of my wife?
Your Majesty, Your humble servant
Um, who said that?
What are you kneeling for?
Everyone, please get up. Thank you, Your Majesty.
Yes, they are all Jiangsu and Zhejiang literati
Your Majesty, I am from Jiangxi
But you are also a writer.
We have similar tastes.
Like-minded
I didn't say you two are of the same ilk, I'm giving you face
Adult
Don't misinterpret the Holy Spirit.
The Emperor debated Confucian classics and historical books of all dynasties
As early as after crossing the river, I said that fish bones should be free.
Like hunger
The emperor has always valued literati
How could someone say something like "we have the same opinion"?
that is
Sir Hu, I think you are tampering with the emperor's will.
What is Dr. Zhang's intention?
Why didn't I feel that Hu Weiyong tampered with the business?
What have you written recently?
Report to the Emperor
I wrote a poem yesterday
Hand it over to the Prime Minister.
I also watched
Your Majesty, I have some words that I don't know whether I should say or not.
I haven't thought it through.
What the hell are you talking about?
Why
Who said I was afraid of my wife?
Your Majesty
It's a humble official
You're not big
You're quite courageous.
How dare you discuss the emperor's demonstration behind his back?
What crime should be committed?
Your Majesty, calm down
I mean
Teacher Liu Bowen is afraid of his wife
Uh-huh
Is that true?
Ah, exactly
snort
Mr. Liu is actually afraid of his wife
Why
How to be afraid
Tell me about it
emperor
A gentleman never speaks of others behind their backs
Who wouldn't be told this?
Who doesn't talk about others behind their back?
It's okay to talk about it.
emperor
I'm sorry, Mr. Liu
Let me tell you.
Then you tell me
That was in my hometown of Qingtian.
The Qingtian County Magistrate summoned scholars to discuss matters in the county
All ladies must be present
The county magistrate said that there are few people in the world who are not afraid of their wives.
People are talking about it
The county magistrate said silence
Those who are not afraid of their wives, raise your hands
All people
Including the county magistrate
Look at your wife.
Don't dare to raise your hand
Only one person raised his hand.
Who is that person?
That person is Mr. Liu Bowen
You confused me.
So that's it
Mr. Liu is not afraid of his wife.
The county magistrate also found it strange
Liu Bowen
Are you really not afraid of your wife?
Teacher Liu said I don’t know if I’m afraid of my wife
I know when I go out
Madam told me what the officials said
You all have to raise your hands
Hahahahahaha
Haha, Mr. Liu
This is true
It's neither fake nor false
It's just that Takasaki performed
Making fun of the old man
Hahaha, Mr. Liu
I didn't expect you to be so dramatic.
Shame on you.
I think below
This is also why teachers deserve respect from students.
Most women keep their eyebrows down and their eyes pleasing to the eye.
Accept it
Except for a true gentleman like Lord Liu
Those street bullies
The powerful and domineering officials who hunt for the rich and powerful
How many people take their wives and concubines seriously?
Wife and Concubine
At best, it is just a tool for them to pass on their family line.
Just an object of fun
So being afraid of your wife is a virtue.
Of course it is virtue
The Emperor's wife is his wife
Average appearance
In good health
But he is loyal to me
We can stick together through thick and thin and grow old together
The Emperor said
A good wife at home is better than a good minister in the country
So I not only respect him but also love him
I often give him some points
Hey Mr. Liu
I am a gentleman
Listen to your words
It has benefited me a lot.
The Emperor said
A good wife at home is better than a good minister in the country
So I not only love and respect him
I often give him some points
What does the Queen say?
The Queen talks about the sacrifice the day after tomorrow
He cannot go with the Emperor.
Such a big deal
The Queen is not going
What a disgrace
The Queen said
The emperor issued an order yesterday not to allow him to leave the harem.
He dared not disobey the imperial decree
I just said it when I was angry.
The emperor's words are golden.
I noticed that the Emperor and the Empress had a quarrel.
What if we quarreled?
I think the emperor is wrong.
nonsense
You dare to say I'm wrong?
The Emperor is wrong
It's just wrong
I am the Son of Heaven
What's wrong?
The emperor is bound to make mistakes
You are simply lawless.
Kneel down for me
Do not kneel
Hey
Why are you, Hu Yiyong, so hard today?
Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?
The emperor is really wrong
What I say is the truth
So tell me where I went wrong
The emperor was wrong to see the Jade Reef at Zijin Mountain
The Queen was annoyed by this
The emperor therefore said that he would not let the queen leave the palace.
So on
It is detrimental to the emperor's prestige.
You continue
In fact, they were deliberately embarrassing the emperor.
The scene just now in the back court
And the sacrifice
Actually it was Liu Bowen and Gao Qi.
Already planned
Yeah, that makes sense.
The old gentleman was also ordered to advise me.
Hu Yiyong can't persuade you
Just threw this problem to me.
Let you persuade me
I really can't help it
Hey, my lady, you don't have to save face for me.
I can't advise you well.
I want the emperor to come and apologize to you personally.
Don't leave him.
That's great
He is deliberately making things difficult for me.
In this case
Don't let him attend the sacrifice the day after tomorrow.
No, no, no
Although the emperor is respected as the emperor
Rich in the world
In front of the ancestors, we are still children and grandchildren.
Not to mention the far
The late Emperor's brother and his wife, the Emperor and Empress Dowager
I dare to say
Queen Ma, who opposed Duke Qitian
Will love you
The Queen did not show up
All the ancestors will blame the emperor in the underworld.
What should I do then?
Do I have to ask him myself?
That's all I can do.
The Emperor Arrives
The Queen is here to receive you
Meeting the Emperor
Your Majesty, Your Majesty, is here to see you
Long live the emperor
Get up
Thank you, Your Majesty
Sit down
Thank you, Your Majesty
Xiuying
Why are you doing this?
My Queen
I'm here to discuss this sacrificial ceremony with you today.
The construction of the imperial mausoleum was
The top priority after the founding of the country
It is also the top priority that the Royal Ancestral Mausoleum has been looking forward to for a long time.
It is also the top priority for Zhu's wife Ma Xiuying.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes
These three top priorities are very good.
Hahaha
The Queen is Wise
Unrivaled
But I don’t know how to face my ancestors
The Emperor has a decree for this
I am not allowed to leave the harem.
Ahahaha
Xiuying
Even if I'm wrong, is that okay?
What do you mean by even if?
You're still right
Why
I'm wrong, okay?
What do you mean? It's not enough.
You're still right
Hahaha
You all go down
Yeah hahahaha
The Emperor doesn't include me.
roll
It's a villain, go away
break off both ends
I was wrong. I was wrong.
How can the emperor be wrong in what he says?
Xiaoyang, can't I take back my promise?
That's not good.
Even the imperial edicts were subject to frequent changes.
What other laws are there?
emperor
I feel a little unwell.
I'm sorry.
Xiuying
Xiuying
If you fart
Can you shrink back?
Dongmei
You go back and take a rest.
It's you
I said this maid's hands are as rough as tree bark
ah
I'll be gentler.
What’s wrong with you
I got a bug in my eye.
oh
I I'll take a look
It's out again
good
Just come out
Director
Why
If you don't become the emperor
No money, no power, no influence
How nice it would be
Just the two of us, man farming and woman weaving
Love
I would rather not be the queen
I don't want to be the queen anymore
I don't want to be the queen anymore
I don't want to be the queen
Queen
The Emperor and His Majesty have already agreed
It's settled
That's it, my lady.
The bad thing is those troublemakers around him.
Waiting for the prostitute Wang Taimiao
I can't forgive them.
Your Majesty, I have the evidence.
You have to make sure for me.
Your Majesty, rest assured
emperor
Yujiao has been waiting for the emperor for so long.
I've been crying tonight
If you want me to coax her
yes
well
I just finished coaxing the old one and now I have to coax the young one
Oh, my life is so hard.
Why
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
emperor
This game is a three-section linked game.
Oh, this is a rare free time.
Today, this thousand-year rise
Oh, once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
By the way, this chess game is
Play the score
Write it down
Leave it to future generations
Xu
Villain
After all the ministers present today return to the palace
Each reward is 100 taels of silver
Thank you, Your Majesty
Hey, let's chat casually today
Talk about something fun and interesting.
Sit down
Hey
Mr. Liu
I heard Gao Qi say
You haven't been home for two days and two nights.
When he came back, he was blue-headed and purple-faced again
Where did you go and what did you do?
Haha, that was many years ago.
Is he going out to have fun in the red-light district?
Hahaha
Mr. Hu is judging Liu by his own standards.
Cotton Willow
Prostitute
I have always been ashamed of
What did Mr. Liu do?
Go gambling with friends
Playing
It's gambling
gamble
Mr. Liu also loves gambling
Practice, practice, practice
Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling
Betting at the end
Gambling is the worst
Much worse than prostitution
I heard people say
Gambling is very popular in Luzhou Prefecture recently.
I have also heard about it.
Bad Qing
The Sun Zhishan you recommended
How long have you been in office in Luzhou?
It's been more than half a year
He hasn't taken care of the gambling issue for half a year.
I'm afraid he won't be able to make it yet.
Hu Kefu, the magistrate of Hefei appointed by the emperor
I just wrote to the court not long ago
Reporting Luzhou prefect Sun Zhishan's gambling
Not only will it not be prohibited
And it also fueled the trend
For yourself
I wonder if the emperor has seen Hu Kefu's memorial.
Ahhhh
Have you seen it?
I have seen it and made jade blanks
He ordered Sun Zhishan to strictly investigate the emperor's jade blank.
I think it's inappropriate.
What's wrong?
Let a person set up his own gambling game and open a casino
Those who make money through gambling will be investigated and punished
I'm like a thief.
Isn't thief the same thing?
Sir Liu, you are too presumptuous.
The Emperor loves his subjects as if they were his own body
Be polite to me
You should cherish it more.
You are so sarcastic
Where is the etiquette between the monarch and his subjects?
Mr. Hu Liu thought that the
Either it was not the emperor's intention
or
The emperor has never read the memorial from the magistrate of Hefei
Ah, Madam Liu
Check it out
Check it out
The woman's name is Wu Yujiao
Live in a large house next to the palace
It was placed by Hu
Got it. Go ahead.
yes
I was going to tell you a joke
The emperor also listened to the hints.
Gao Qi shouldn't have added that you have
But it's harmful to the world.
It can be seen that the emperor is unhappy
Gao Qi, you are so young.
It's all my fault
I asked you if there are any outsiders now.
Tell me honestly
Do you have any relationship with Song Jingfei?
No
I also believe no
But why am I so uneasy?
I can't keep you here anymore
The harem is miserable
This matter is about the revenge killing of Qingqiuzi
The wind and rain filled Jiangnan, and the imperial edict arrived
Gao Qi, the assistant minister of the Ministry of Revenue, received the imperial edict
I receive your order
Fengtian Chengyun
The Emperor proclaimed
I heard that Gao Qi, the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, painted a picture of palace maids.
Recruiting to attack the palace
The Emperor reads this
Thank you Lord for your grace
Hey, there it is
Come and take it down for me
It was the Emperor who wanted this painting.
What is the purpose
Well, this is the emperor's intention
How dare I ask more questions?
But I can give you a few words.
Huiquan's death on the spring
Those who can swim die in the water
Can recite poetry and paint
Haha Dad
Don't forget to be too clever.
Let's go
The Emperor already knows about your past with Concubine Song Jing
This painting
This poem
How do you view the teaching
Your Majesty is Wise
Have a keen eye
I dare not show off my skills before an expert
Hehe, just say whatever you want
emperor
May I ask who this Qingqiuzi is?
Hmm, Hu Aiqing
My humble servant is here
You say it's good
Qingqiuzi is Gao Qi's nickname
This guy is crazy at such a young age.
It is said that he is the predecessor of Lord Wuyun
He wrote a song called Qingqiuzi
Don't even take the emperor into consideration
She also said that the Emperor of Heaven would send a white crane to take her to the Heavenly Palace.
This is a nice painting.
The poem is also well written
But it is a satirical poem that is not revealed.
Looks pretty
In fact, Yang is the
Want to criticize rather than praise
Who are you mocking?
Who to disparage
emperor
Who is coming to the palace at night
Who could come into the palace?
Your Majesty
He is clearly cursing the emperor's evil deeds.
Your Majesty, please read this draft
You see, this is clearly a painting of my father.
How do you know?
The dog is a black dog
Alluding to the fox
This dog's face is similar to my father's
His intentions are obvious
This is clearly an insult to my father for being the emperor's running dog.
Ah Weichen
It's okay to be a dog
Be a chicken
It doesn't matter
The Emperor is wise
This poem is similar to Zhang Shangli's poem
It can be seen that they have already formed a clique for personal gain.
It seems like he is going against the emperor.
I know I'm wrong.
Then you are wrong?
This harem is getting more and more outrageous
What kind of slave is Qin?
It's totally like letting wild horses run wild
What about writing poetry and painting?
This grudge, that grudge
Dare to swim in the mountains
Openly let me wear a green hat
Um
But you stop talking nonsense
As the Mother of the Nation
The harem is not suitable for
Still picking on my faults
These dogs
I can't spare any of them.
Who are you calling a bitch?
I am scolding Gao Qi Song Jingfei
Um
Was this matter instigated by Hu Wenyong again?
And that Wu Yujiao
What's wrong? Are you jealous?
ah
Don't wrongly accuse good people.
This time it is not Hu Weiyong
Hu Dapeng
Ahahahahahaha Your Majesty
Are you confused?
Isn't that still Hu Weiyong?
Well, Hu Yong is Hu Yong.
What happened to Hu Yong?
Hu Yong can be my slave
Learn to bark at you
Who can?
How difficult is it to learn to bark like a dog?
I will shout woof woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof
