Can I Laugh At This?

Hello my friends, hello, hello, puta, puta, yes, cheese, hamburguesa, the library, french fries Right? Alright, let's go. You're an evil man, very evil, genius, but evil We're here with Grandpa David, he's about to show us the silverware trick I don't know why I'll be watching, better be worth my while Okay, alright, I get it, I'm watching, but why would I stop at this point? Shut the **** up and let me watch this That was just so underwhelming, that is outrageous, like imagine one of the knives just went into someone's eye Imagine the fork went into someone's boob, like bro, the little spoon went into someone's arse Like, I don't know, just did some mad journey into someone's arse and like, wagwan, that's wild, I can't believe that Fucking hell, I just moved like a caravan for a second I just felt so empowered Oh my ******* god, I am There's no way he's gonna find me I'm a ******* petrol price sign, I'm ******* massive I can't rotate properly Wait, where are you? Oh my god Oh my god Alright, just read that first line for me I Could Am Yep Scared of What? Next line Wow, I'm not saying that Can't read that one? I can read it, it's the N word, I'm not gonna say it Oh Well, I guess you need glasses Brilliant Have a good day You too Oh, Niagara Oh, wait, wait I am scared of Niagara Falls I went when I was small, it was very loud and tall Hope you like my poem, y'all Nice, nice Nice Nice, that was fun Ah, I laughed, shit What? Oh my god That's funny I didn't laugh, but it was funny Yo What? Yeah, fella, what the **** are you doing, dude? Huh? Why you playing around with the ******* feather? No, I didn't even touch you with the feather, dude, I swear The feather hanging on my... I didn't... Bro, I'm about to be spazzed Hello, I'm trying to reach Marcus Yeah, this is Marcus, who is this? My name is Bryce Now, you married to Tina, right? Yeah, Tina, my wife Yeah, oh, okay How long you been married to Tina? Me and Tina been married five years Okay Alright, hold up, real quick Can we appreciate the ******* skills of this GTA player? Holy shit My man or woman is killing it Bro, reload, reload, reload Hello, I'm trying to reach Marcus Yeah, this is Marcus, who is this? How are they staying in control? My name is Bryce, and you married to Tina, right? What the hell is this player doing? How is my man or woman floating? They're on a bike and they're floating Look at this shit How long you been married to Tina? Fucking hell We've been married five years Bouncing from the water Our family member has been missing for six years Does Tina have a birthmark on her shoulder? Yeah So, what are you trying to say? My wife is part of your family or something? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm certain that your wife Tina is my brother Tim Wait, what? So, you're trying to say for the last five years I've been sleeping with a man That's what you're trying to say If it is, I'm going to let you know right now I'm not even going to talk about what the **** I'm going to do right now I'm going to tell you what this is going to be You're going to have a dead brother That's what you're going to have You're not going to do nothing to my brother Yeah, I'm going to do something to his brother How the **** are you going to be married to Tina? You're not going to do nothing to my brother Oh my God That took a weird turn I was cheating in prison Wait In prison? What? You probably like how you were cheating in prison How do you do that? There's only other men in there I mean, look If you want to just come out Just come out, man I will say it hard R for a hundred bucks Me? What the hell? Alright, look at the camera Yelling out there Damn Damn, my man No hesitation I'll do it No Yo You set my brother up What's going on? We are rich I made eight bags from these men They don't even know what's going on Just say yes Agree to everything We ain't got time I booked a holiday tomorrow Let's go Nah, nah Come on, my boy You good, yeah? Respect, respect Yo, what's going on? Who's my man? What's this pressure, fam? Who's my man, bro? Nah Nah, that's the thing, man Come on, this is the guy that's going to get you rich, bro This is the executive in the universe Come on, fam, say come on You good, yeah? Listen to the fire they made They're so dumb Look how dumb they are Look how dumb these youths are Took eight bags from them Listen to their track Aye, aye, you man I'm going to play it for you lot Let me hear it Run it, fam Run the video, fam Free my Ginny's ten times Free my Ginny's, come on Free your Ginny's, aye Four times, ten times, six times, four Wait, free my Ginny's ten times? What? Shit, you just need to free them once Why? You already know that they're going back in Ten times, you know Jesus Run the video, fam Free my Ginny's ten times Free my Ginny's, come on Free your Ginny's, aye Four times, ten times, six times, four What? Alright, let's hear it then I'm ready for some dying shit I'm ready I made eight bags Eight bags from this shit music Don't worry, it's eight bags I'm going to give you two bags to hold Yes, run Look They gave me eight bags They're going to jail tomorrow They're going to jail I finessed them You what? I'm the finesser I finessed them for eight bags Listen to this piece of shit music, fam Yo, yo, yo Huh? I'm a ******* dickhead, bro What do you mean you finessed them for eight bags? Nah, it's not like that, man It's not like that You literally said it Oh, here we go Yep Nice Got a cool suit Oh, no, no, no, no Get out Oh, no, no, no Where do you think you're going? Date ended What the **** I'm supposed to say? Oh, no, no, no Don't Okay I thought We were about to go From here to I mean, that's a different hair pulling kit You know what I mean? Jeez It's like we're going to find hair somewhere How does it feel To live my dream? Every guy's horny Shit, I'm horny right now I'm doing a puzzle I'm about to **** this puzzle What? Okay, darling I'm home Hi, sweetheart I made you dinner Brilliant I'm literally famished Okay What are we having? We're having rice and chicken Perfect All right Let me take a jar Okay What was in that? I put some canola oil Canola oil Okay, **** me What else? Well, some raw flour Raw flour Okay And I put it in the microwave for 10 minutes Oh, is that why it's so ******* dry? You cook shit You look like shit That's why the dog shits On your side of the bed That's why you play tennis Alone I just wanted to do something nice Do something nice Take your bags And **** off Donut Un-*******-believable Useless I can't ******* eat chicken properly That was a pretty good impression I'll give you that It was funny Oh, ******* Bloodclark, mate Langer's day, innit, bruv? Shit Oh, big boy Jack Sorry Manwish's Bloodclark wondering Rusterclark, like How would man pattern a ting from your range? Like, how would I go about doing that shit? What? How would man pattern a ting from your range? Like, tings Like, kings What, you think I'm a dealer? Do I think... Yeah I mean, obviously, mate You wear Air Maxes Come on Obviously, you're a ******* dealer Starting to sound like a bit of a fed A fed? Obviously, I'm not a ******* fed You're tripping Bun that I ******* hate those pigs Piggy little twats Right, if you're not fed, try this If I'm not... Oh, shrooms Is that... Oh, I... I'm on keto, mate I can't I'm on keto Would you give me information if I tried this? Ma'am, your abortion was a complete success Oh, good Unfortunately, your card's been declined Wait, what? Wait, wait Oh, oh, my Oh, my God Ay, yo Mad That was outrageous Mikey, is that you? No way, bro Dude, I haven't seen you in a minute, bro Oh, my God, really? How you doing, bro? Ay, yo Dude, are you serious? Have you ever been to this place? Exactly What's going on, dude? Dude, I haven't seen you in a minute Dude, I haven't seen you in a minute, bro Good eats, huh? What amazes you to come here? I know Mikey Henry, what's happening, man? How you doing? Let's go How you doing, dude? You wanna grab some pretzels? There's a line, there's a line Her face Oh, damn Oh, my God Ay, yo You know it's bad when someone does a prank like that and no one laughs It's more like Bro, give me a foot massage Bro, I'm not giving you a ******* foot massage, dude Come on, just give me a little foot massage Yeah, I'm not giving you a foot massage either What is this? Can you tell me? Abi, this is One minute Yes, yes Open the packet, I think This one Yes Sadrazam power This is You tired, you finish 16 hours in the work, you dead But this one, only one time Take it You like this Oh, yeah, baby I come to you He's just selling coke He's just selling hard coke That was definitely me Like, near the later stage of my school years For sure I wasn't doing nothing I'm just there like Yo I'm stressed, don't talk to me Females Yo, mate Sorry, have you filmed my set? Yeah, sure Alright, cool, thanks Here you go Oh, man What the ****? Oh, man Wow Alright, mate Thanks for doing that Is that alright, yeah? Yeah, yeah Don't think with your penis That's the best advice I give young men No one tells them that No one Jerk off first, then think about it 100% What's this No Nut November bullshit, man? Oh, that's nonsense What? I lost on the first day Giant mistakes Yep, same Three times Three times, Jesus God damn, man I'm blushing, man Tantric shit Let it go, let it go They try to keep it inside their body That's nonsense Because then it's age jizz If you haven't jizzed after a while When you jizz, look at it Yeah, it's like whiskey Fucking hell If you got two million dollars To suck your dick What would you do? Nah How much would you do it for? Zero Gay Wait, not like that You played yourself Played yourself Hey, you have your phone right here Who is it? Shay Shay with the hard eyes? Shay with the hard eyes Hey, hello Hey, what are you doing? Just chilling, ain't doing nothing You look sexy Nice Better stop playing Alright, well I think I laughed quite a few times in that Let's see In a few days, weeks, time If I laugh at the next batch Probably But hey You come here for me to laugh So I hope you enjoyed It's been your boy KSI Take care And peace