The Holiday | Best Of Amanda & Graham | Love Love

Who are you? Iris, open the door, or I swear I'm going to take a leak all over your front door. Oh, you're not Iris. Or if you are, I'm much drunker than I realised. I'm sorry for my profanity, I wasn't expecting... you. No, I wasn't expecting you either. Ah, nevertheless, may I just... Oh, yeah, of course, sure, you had to... I'm Graham, Iris's brother. Oh, brother. I'm Amanda Woods, I'm staying here. Amanda Woods? Is that all one word? No, no it's not. I think there's a bottle of brandy. Fancy a glass? Sure. Good. So, I'm sorry, I totally blanked, I've forgotten your name. Amanda. So, Amanda, you're not married, are you? Why, do I look not married? No, it was just a backwards way of asking if you were married. No, not at all. Don't know what that means. I mean, no, I'm not married. Me either. Cheers. I'll be gone before you even wake up, I promise you will never lay eyes on me again. Oh, no, that's fine, sure. Thank you. Let me just get you a blanket. In the cupboard, on top of the scrabble. Ah. So, why is it you aren't quite yourself at the moment? Well, I just broke up with someone yesterday. Ah. And I guess what I was feeling was that I didn't want to be alone over the holidays and I thought that if I was somewhere else that I wouldn't realize that I was alone but then I got here and I've never felt more alone in my life. Big surprise. Bet you're glad you knocked on this door. I am, actually. Yeah, well, sorry and goodnight. Sweet dreams. Oh. Do you think you could, um... Would you mind trying that again? So, you're a book editor. Yes, I am. What kind of an editor are you? A very mean one. No, what I meant was, do you give massive notes or... Well, the better the writer, the less notes I give. And what did you study in school? Literature. And did you always know this was what you wanted to do? Okay, my palms are starting to sweat. I feel like I'm on a job interview. Do you by any chance know how to be on a date? Sorry, I'm interrogating you. Yes. I haven't been on a first date in a long time. Well, since we've already had sex and slept together twice, maybe we can bend the first date rules. Why are you blushing? I didn't realise I was. I think you make me nervous. Okay, I'm going to try to be myself. It's never easy, but I'm going to try. What was the question? Oh, I know. Did I always know I wanted to be a book editor? The answer is yes, I did. My family's in publishing. My dad's a writer of historical fiction. My mum is, to this day, a very important editor at Random House. Okay, I believe my time is up. Your turn. Really? Deep breath. All right? Yeah. Well, like I said the other night, I own a company that does movie advertising. I didn't realise you owned the company. It's probably because I didn't mention it, but now that I know you were raised by such a strong working mum, I can say it and maybe you won't be intimidated by it. No, no, I'm still a little intimidated by it. Well, a little is way ahead of the curve. Yeah. We did. The three musketeers. I have another scenario for you. Good. I am in love with you. I apologise for the blunt delivery. But, as problematical as this fact may be, I am in love... with you. And I'm not feeling this because you're leaving and not because it feels good to feel this way, which, by the way, it does or did before you went off like that. I can't figure out the mathematics of this. I just know I love you. Can't believe how many times I'm saying it. And I never thought I'd feel this way again, so that's pretty phenomenal. And I realise I come with a package deal. Three for the price of one. And my... package, perhaps, in the light of day isn't all that wonderful, but I finally know what I want and that in itself is a miracle. And what I want... is you. I wasn't expecting I love you. Graham! You know, I was just thinking, why would I ever leave before New Year's Eve? That makes no sense at all. I mean, you didn't exactly ask me out, but... you did say you loved me. So I'm thinking I've got a date. If you'll have me. Miguel's New Year's Eve. Sounds perfect.