"Inside My Head Now Is Chaos" | Derren Brown

Okay, you have a wallet on you? I have. Okay, will you show me where it is? Just don't take it out, but... There. Is that inside pocket? Alright. I'm gonna go into here, but I'm gonna keep looking at you. I will take nothing, but I'll tell you everything. As Keeble used to say. Right. And you hold my gaze there, that's a black wallet. Alright. There's, um... Silver. A silver card. And a... And a blue card. A silver card maybe is a... I think... Yeah, it's a Visa card. I can see the Visa symbol. Alright. That's a fiddly... Ah, it's a receipt. Um... Okay, that looks like a... A cab receipt. Um... 28th. Maybe that's the date. Maybe that was on the 28th that you used that. It's for 70... Not 70... 10 pounds. It's a 10 pounds cab receipt. There is... So I'm trying to get everything back. There's a... Book of stamps. You have two missing. You've taken two out. And there's a bit of... There's a folded paper in there. Money, I take it. There's... No, it's not. There's no money in there. You've got no money in your wallet. It looks like a shopping list. Uh... Apples. Bananas. Oranges. And loo roll. Lovely. Okay, I'm going to ask you to take that out and verify everything I've said. Let's have a look. I certainly have the stamps. Two missing. There's a Visa card. 9009, I think. The last figure. You might need to turn it over. 9009. Let's have a look. Extraordinary. There was a blue card. These are the two that I was seeing. That's the Tesco shopping card. Oh, right. That's the taxi receipt. Let's have a look. That is quite extraordinary. I don't know how you knew that. There's the 28. It says number 28. I thought that was a date. 28. And it's for £10. Can we see that? Can we just get all this? I don't know how you do it. And what else did I mention? The card. Three missed. Oranges. Bananas. Marvel. Apples. Oranges. Bananas. Some less savoury items. I'm delighted. I am astonished, I have to admit. Thank you so much for doing that. What amazed me most was the taxi card. Until this morning, I was going to come by car, so nobody knew I had a taxi receipt in my car, in my wallet. I did not know myself that the number 28 was written on that receipt. I'm completely, utterly baffled beyond my comprehension how this is done. I'm going to try and tell you how much money you've got on you. I'll get within 50p of it, or if I don't, you win £100. OK? Excellent. All right. So, let me ask you a few questions. How did you get here today? Bicycle. By bicycle. All right, OK. OK, if you went out for a meal, how much would you spend, roughly, per head? £30. £30, all right, reasonable. All right, great. And... Do you drive? No. OK, all right. OK, I'll try and get as close as I can. Is it within 50p, or you win £100? Don't look. I scribbled something down there. OK, you hold on to that for me. Will you count your money? Take your time. £3. So, what's that? £3.31. What have you got on there? Just £10. So, it's £13.31. I said I'd get within 50p. Have a look. It's actually... £13.31. It's spot on. I'm quite proud of that one. Well done, mate. Cheers. Thank you very much indeed. Thank you very much. Oh, my gosh. Inside my head now is chaos. It's obliterated. I can't see how it is, can I? I'm gobsmacked.