Too Funny to Handle? Josh Alfred’s Unique Humor Stuns AGT 2023!

How are you? I'm very well. I'm fine. I mean, how can I not be fine? I'm in the America's Got Talent. What's your name? My name is Josh Alfred. Where are you from? I'm from Nigeria. How old are you? I'm 32 years old. And what is your talent, Josh? Okay, I do something very different, something you've never seen. I'm a speed reader. Oh. A speed reader? Yeah. That is something very different. Yeah. In a twinkle of an eye, I can read so many pages. Do you think you can win a million dollars? When I was living in Nigeria, I told them that I was not going to leave the United States if I don't win. What would you do with a million dollars? I will buy books. A million dollars worth of books? Yeah. Okay, Josh, good luck tonight. We're so happy that you made it all the way from Nigeria. Thank you, thank you. Why is reading a talent? I don't know. So I'm going to be reading three books within a minute. I'll finish it up. Shall we begin? Yes. Now what? You want me to explain? You can ask me questions about the book. No, you want to ask him any question. What's the ending of Romeo and Juliet? I guess they died or something. I don't know. Simon, what do you think? Pointless. But I read those books. I mean, I have witnesses. I want to know how is this an act? Like, okay, you read this and now what? It's been read. I think we need to stop this thing. I'm gonna give you a no. First, no. Howie? Yes, no, what? Read my lips. No. Heidi? Simon? No. I think you're making a mistake. We are okay making a mistake. Thank you very much. I won't take a no, though. I won't take it. That was the most ridiculous thing I ever saw. Josh, Josh, come here, man. First of all, they can't prove you didn't read those books. I didn't read it. You see what I mean? They don't understand genius. I think they made a mistake. I just keep coming back until they realize. All right, thank you so much. What is your name? My name is Jay Osh. I'm from Nigeria. Nigeria. He snuck back in. All right. What do you do? I'm the fastest rapper in the world. All right, well, good luck. I hope this works out. Yeah. Check it. Was that the whole thing? I was getting to the best parts. I was about to kill it. Why didn't you keep going? Keep it going. Go. Jay Osh, go. We finished? I was getting, I was about to hit the best parts. Simon, what do you think? Well, I didn't really understand anything today. Without being honest with you. It was because it was fast. You were not saying anything. But I believe that people that understand fast rap, they will slow it down in their minds and they will get it. Maybe you need to work on your singing. And come back to AGT another time. But it's gonna have to be a no for me. It's a no. I'm sorry. That was... No. I'm afraid it's a no. Sorry. I think that's a mistake. So you guys are making a mistake. Actually, I've changed my mind this year. No, I'm kidding. No. Why did he come back? What did he do? You just get back in line and you try again? I don't know what happened. I mean, really. He came back to AGT. No way. He's back. What is your name? My name is Terrifying Jay. Wait a minute. And what do you do? I do magic. All right. You know what? Just show us your magic, young man. Okay. So first of all, we have to agree that all the cards here are different. Yes. Yeah, they're different. We have 10 of hearts. We have clubs. We have spades. We have diamonds. Let him do his act. Howie. What? I want to connect some part of your life to this card. Okay. What's your birth month? November. That should be 11, right? How would you feel if I pick your exact birth month? How do you pick an 11? Well, that would be amazing. Good. That would be really amazing. All right. Just say stop where you want me to stop, please. I wanted you to stop before I pressed the X. All right. Let's go. Let's do this. I didn't say stop. What is that? That's 10. Yes. 10 plus 1. Is 11. That's it. Okay, okay, okay. I want to come. Terry, please come. Come, Terry. I'm going to control Terry's mind. Terry, did we talk backstage? Did we rehearse this? No, we didn't. All right. I'm going to control you now. Okay. Terry, please raise your hand. Raise this hand up. Can you please wave? Can you please smile? Can you please frown? I controlled his mind. God bless you. Thank you. All right. Sophia, what did you think? You're funny, but it's like really not for ADD. So again, no. You're very likable, but you just didn't get it. Seriously, I've now got it. I think you are hilarious. I really, really liked you. You're really funny. So I'll make this really quick. Yes. Honestly, you're funny now, but it's a no. I am sorry. No, you don't need to rap. You don't need to rap. It's a no from me. Do you have a second song? Yes.