Legally Blonde (6/11) Movie CLIP - I'm Taking the Dog, Dumbass (2001) HD

Are you ready? No. Yes, yes you are. Go. You can do this. Listen to me, do me. Shut your mouth. Shut your big mouth. I'm doing all the talking. What the hell do you want? We're eating lunch. I just thought that maybe I could... You just thought you could come here and show me what I'm definitely not missing? That's not why I came by. Hey, Paulette, how many times are you going to come over here begging me to take you back? I was... Do we nuke him? Who's asking? I'm Elle Woods, Miss Bonifante's attorney. And I'm here to discuss the legal situation at hand. Come again? Do you understand what subject matter jurisdiction is? No. I didn't think so. Well, due to habeas corpus, you and Miss Bonifante had a common-law marriage, which, heretofore, entitles her to what is legally referred to as equitable division of the assets. Come again? Due to the fact that you've retained this residence, Miss Bonifante is entitled to full canine property ownership, and will be enforcing said ownership right now. Huh? Tell him, Paulette. I'm taking the dog. Dumbass. Oh, my gosh, did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head. Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls. Thank you.