Fifty Shades Of Blue with Selena Gomez (with special BTS footage)

Selena Gomez
17 followers
Who was this gorgeous guy in front of me?
I am Carl Blue, painter.
His eyes were staring deep into mine.
I could feel my cheeks getting flushed.
I hope he didn't notice.
Smells like cat food in here.
So, you wanna use this?
What was that contraption?
He was introducing me to a whole new world.
And I was ready.
Hello? You need caulk or sealant?
He was still such a mystery to me.
Why was he putting sheets on the floor?
And why did he give me this gift of paint swatches?
He was so complicated.
My, uh, my dog sleeps with those things.
So, here's the van.
She's a beaut, huh?
I can't believe he was showing me the inside of his van.
How many other women had he opened up to like this?
I was nervous and excited all at once.
Why are you biting your lip like that?
Watch out. Start bleeding.
You got a kind of a thick frame husky, so you could probably handle this.
He's not finished painting yet.
I don't trust him. He's dangerous.
I knew Lauren was just looking out for me.
But I knew Carl cared about me, and I felt so safe.
It's actually good. You can scoop out the belly lip with this thing.
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
He was so dominating.
I had no choice but to obey.
He wanted me to document our growing relationship.
Are you really gonna take a picture?
It was our first photo.
Alright, here's your bill.
I didn't want him to go.
I felt a ping in my stomach.
I'd never felt like this about a man before.
The thought of never seeing him again was agonizing.
Okay, you've not signed it.
You've just put your number on here and then hugs and kisses.
Okay.
Well, for a girl who doesn't talk at all, you have full-on creeped me out.
This has been bizarre.
The last remnants of Carl Blue were still fresh in my mind.
He had changed me.
I'll never be the same.
Hi, I'm Selena Gomez, and you're on set of my Funny or Die sketch.
Hi, I'm Nick Kroll, and we're shooting a Funny or Die video here.
I got the script.
They were looking for a truly disgusting-looking man,
and they cast me for the part.
Here I am.
You actually get to scoop out the belly of this thing.
I brought my natural teeth for this.
I smell like cat food in here.
What do you have? You got cats in here?
Is there a place where I can smoke cigars?
Sorry about the pee smell. Sometimes I gotta rush.
Sorry.
