SHAMELESS DELUDED! | ARTETA HAS WON 3 CUPS! FT ‪@RantsNBants‬

One footy talk deluded gooners in the house, what you telling me fam? Come on, what guy love having me man, same ish different week man, what's there man? What you saying? I hear it, I hear it bro, now I'm blessed you know, I'm blessed, I'm blessed. Big up the chat, you know what I'm saying. Smash the likes dude. Get into it blud, you know what I'm saying. You know our favourite place to start brud, the English Super Cup, Teta's talking about he's got three trophies and that brud, he's doing the shameless deluded thing brud. What you telling me about your manager yeah brud, did you brief him before the press conference brud? Honestly Rance, this is the first time I've heard this, what is this about, I don't know. Well the wrestling's got three trophies at Arsenal blud, man said the English Super Cup yeah, is one of the most prestigious trophies on the domestic level blud, apparently he's got three trophies. Bro, I ain't seen the comments but what I would say is you know, if you play a football match and you lift a trophy at the end of it, it is a trophy innit, like I don't think the gaffer's wrong, he's factually right innit really. If we've gone three trophies, we want three trophies. In my opinion, the Community Shield is one of the most prestigious trophies, it's so difficult to win, like you need unique qualities to win it. So yeah, shout out the gaffer man, shout out the gaffer on that one, but I have to do my research on them comments. First I'm hearing about that. It's diabolical bro, it's diabolical work bro. The press said three trophies and that, so that would mean three trophies in six seasons, that means he's averaging a trophy every other season, according to his maths and that. It must be, if we've won three trophies, let me look on Google because I'm sure we've lifted three things, he's at Wembley innit, if he's lifted whatever rectangle thing that is, then he's done that innit, like I don't think he's wrong. If he's lifted three trophies, he's lifted three trophies, whether it's the trophies, I want to see whether I would define it as that, I don't know man, but two English Super Cups. That's what he said bro, those were his words bro, he looked bemused when them man were trying to tell him that those were not alleged trophies bro, like he wasn't happy. I mean you've got to win them, I see medals getting given out, you're at Wembley and that, the home of football in this country, that's a trophy to me bro. I don't know. But what is a trophy man, so I always say this with you, what is a trophy? In many ways, getting up every day, wanting to be better, you know, is winning a trophy man. Nah bro, I feel like a trophy is shaped like a trophy. It's shaped like a trophy, it's literally one of the biggest trophies there are, it's massive. It's called the community shield blood, it's a shield, it's a trophy bro, it's a plate, it's not a trophy blood. Obviously it's community, community is a massive word, you've got a community, big up everyone in the chat, football is about community. It used to be called the charity shield as well, community, charity, all these things. When I hear charity, I think of free, freeness man. Football is about charity, it's about community, so I think it's a big trophy to win man, it sums up what life's about for us football fans man. You've got LM and United fans here, Arsenal fans, you've got your YouTube channel, I've got mine, it's all about community man, so I said it's a tough trophy to win man. It's crazy. My man is smoking something mad. You man got there on the technicality as well, because you never even won nothing to get into the thing bro, you know what I'm saying, you didn't win the FA Cup and you're still playing. Madman don't need to show ID in the rave blood, let us in man, there's shooters in the place bro, let us in man, we're there man. I don't know about all that man, I don't know about all that. We don't do lines and that, we're straight in, we don't know security. Technicality, man didn't win no trophies and still got to the Super Cup final. No pat down in the line, let us in the rave, we're here. Trappers and drillers, we're here man, we're here, we're here. I don't know about all that you know, that's all a bit spooky, but your guy J-Zeus blood, do you know what I'm saying, man said Hattrick hero bro, he's back now isn't he? So what are you telling me, Martinelli has the whole bench now? Listen, my boys from Brazil, they're cooking. Do you know what it is, football's weird isn't it, because I'm pretty sure I've been on this platform, like every Arsenal fan, J-Zeus is finished, he's done out here. I still maintain all of that, but you can't help but think raw, like is he going to make a return? For me, I don't believe that, but it's a thing where if your name's not Bukayo Sakai, you're not exactly pulling your weight in the attacking sense isn't it? So might as well start him against Crystal Palace, see if he goes on a little run of form really, but I think he's played his way into it. It's hard to drop someone, which I think will be dropped, you can't really drop a man after you bag a hat. It's a long time coming though man, big him up. No, it's impossible, it's impossible to drop a man off the back of that, because the amount of confidence he's going to get from scoring a Hattrick, no matter how they come. And to be fair, he took them well didn't he? So it'll be interesting bruv, because the manager's kind of, he's snookered himself with Kai Havertz in a way, because it's like, the Havertz midfield ting doesn't work, and now he's brought in Mourinho as well, so that would mean that the Havertz midfield ting's off the bench. So do you admit that you got it wrong with Kai and drop him, after all the money you spent on him, or do you have to persevere? And I feel like he's put himself in a position where he has to kind of persevere with the Havertz ting. You have to play him bruv. And the sad thing is with Kai Havertz, it's got past a point of beyond healthy criticism, like I can't ask nothing more of Kai, he shouldn't have been bought, he shouldn't be in this position, we take short term fixes and make it a long term solution. The sad thing is, for me, I genuinely believe Kai Havertz is one of the first names on the team sheet, now that might say the problems we have. For me, I'm putting Gabriel Jesus off the left, Havertz through the middle and then Saka man, but yeah, he's shot himself in the foot. You've signed a man for £65m, you put him on £200k, you've got to play man, innit? And to be fair, because of the height and us going long and what I expect at Crystal Palace, I can't lie bruv, I'm starting Kai Havertz, I genuinely am. When we was losing that game before we turned it around in the second half midweek, I was screaming on my YouTube channel, yo Kai, it's time to get warmed up, you and Saka get warmed up. So yeah, that's the front three, I'll go three man. Yeah, that's a mad ting, because I seen, hey bro, like, match was 30 minutes into the game bro, the shooters getting warmed up on the bench, you know, man was getting pressured by Palace and that bro. It's like, brother, you man can't rotate without them spooky moments. Bro, Arteta said in February, we've got one of the smallest squads, I'm sure I've sat here and said that before, has anything changed? Like, you brought in Koppelmann, you let Koppelmann go, the squad is still small, so now you're playing man into the ground, you can't really rotate and get around it. Yeah, we won, yeah, we rotated against Boris, but generally that's an issue at Arsenal, and in an ideal world, you shouldn't have had to draw for the Bakayos and Odegaard got two assists and all of those kind of things man, you're right, but for me, I don't think when you look at Arsenal's issues in these, what, 15, 16 games in the Premier League, something like that, I don't think this is something new. Like, I think all the things that me and you could speak about, you know, not necessarily finding a replacement for Xhaka on the left-hand side of midfield, not patterning the left-hand side, not having a striker, not having a winger, squad depth, we didn't learn this this season bro, this has been here innit. So I can't act surprised fam, like, we're at where we're at, cos I can't lie to you, it's peak. Nah, I hear it bro, if you know what I'm saying, and, I don't know, obviously we're out the FA Cup now, does that mean, who have you guys got now? Is it Tottenham or is it, do we know who to draw? I mean the League Cup, sorry, so you've got Newcastle, at Newcastle. Second legs at their place, first legs at the Emirates, we need to kill them at home, cos it's not nice going to St James' Park. Yeah, you need to kill that game off, that's still a tough, that's a tough tie bro, cos we got them in, we got them in the final when we won it, and, to be honest, before Cass scored, they were better than us bro, like they're a tough team man, they're a big physical team similar to you lot, so, stylistically it's going to be, an interesting game, 100% I think you've got to kill the tie at home, cos if you go there. And listen, they got, I think Gomarez and Sarr or something like that, I could be wrong about Sarr, like what my man said in the comments, two of their players are missing innit, so, kill the game man, like yeah, Arsenal fans, we can sit here, I'd love to win a Prem, I'd love to win a Champs, I don't think we're doing any of that, hope for the FA Cup against you man, this is a realistic chance of silverware, yeah the goalposts will move, you know, if we don't win a trophy we can catch corn, we only win the League Cup catch corn, at the end of the day we have no divine right to throw trophies, we're 180 minutes away from Wembley, go in there and do the job man, you're that close now, get it done. Yeah, I think you got no excuse, you have to win that trophy blood, like you have to, if you're in the semi-final now, like, who's left in there? Us, Liverpool, Newcastle, say no more, Liverpool are in there, so, hey man, Wembley, anything can happen man, they got a good record, you should, you should win it, do you know what I mean, you should win it man, I love that man, that's nasty work, I don't know, no, you should bro, that's nasty, let me tell you why you should win it bro, Arne Slott, first year, Arne Slott bro, your manager's been there the longest, you know like that, Mo Salah, Van Dijk, the next season, veterans man, we're trying man, there's some good teams left in there, do you know what I'm saying? Who's the fourth team? Us, Newcastle, Liverpool, Spurs, yeah Spurs, I mean, if Worstacogu say they win stuff, they might win it, all the teams are good that's left in the competition, but, you man are the most seasoned team left, I'm not trying to hear it bro, you got six year manager, you got seasoned winners in that Liverpool side man, stop making excuses for Arteta bro, listen, I'm not going to hear it, and Alisson and Van Dijk and all these things, this is, in many ways... We're not making excuses for our title, this is the sixth season, bro. In many ways, getting there is winning the trophy, bro. Being better than you was yesterday is winning the trophy, bro. No, no, no, no, but yesterday you man was second in the league, and are you second in the league now? I don't look at nothing. I don't know about it. This is what I'm trying to say, brother. This is why I like being on this platform with you, bro, because I learn things. I don't look at the league table, I don't even know that. No, brother, listen, you're not better than you were yesterday, fam. I didn't even know our title was for here five, six years, man. This is what I like, it's an education. You're not better than you were yesterday, you're lacking, I'll be honest. Nah, man. And that's the beautiful thing about life, you have to get up and persevere, man. You ain't never been through hardship, bro. Listen, two legs against Newcastle, like you couldn't do against Bayern Munich, you have to... You're a nasty guy, man. You have to sort them man out, bro. Like, when you're at home, no diddy, fam. No, it's true! You're actually nasty. Them man had no fans, bro, Bayern, you know, and man still couldn't turn the screw. Bayern Munich, man, there's no shame in it, they're powerhouses. What would you mean? Was hashtag payforbayernottrending on Twitter, bro? This is... Rans, exclude me from them special offers, man, I'm not with them. I'm not with them. I know Arsenal fans on the net, I'm not with them. You ain't got Twitter, he ain't got 4G, so he doesn't see what goes on in the internet. I don't know about them Twitter utes that do the mad ting, man. I don't know. I don't know about them. Them man are mad. I've heard man say, we only scared of Real Madrid and things like that. Me, keep it humble. I know where my team is at. I don't know about them man on the net. That's what I'm saying. So you got Newcastle, like, that's a tough game. But first leg, if they got Bruno G out and Sarr out, you have to get a lead. You have to get a lead. You go there with a lead. If you go there and it's even, I can't lie, bruv, it's... You know what I'm saying? It's difficult, man, like... Lasagna gate again, lad. Word to Tottenham, man. Newcastle's one of the toughest guns in the league, man. It's a cup competition. There's no given right to win trophies. Everyone's here on merit, man. You've got to work so hard, man. The unique qualities that Eddie Howard and Newcastle have, I don't think anybody's replicating that in the Prem. If anyone can build... Bro, I think you lot are replicating it. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't, I don't. You've both got the 6'5 basketball... The way they play football is so good. So, so good. I've never seen it, man. I've never seen it. We're going to have to be so good. We can't do that, brother. You know what I mean? We can't do that. You know what I mean? That's a big thing. Obviously, Liverpool and Tottenham as well. Bruv, two solid, solid semis. Semi-finals. No diddy, bruv. That's crazy. You saved yourself. I just cannot... Bro, that... Bro, that is... Supposed to be getting out of control, man. That is a wild lad. You know them ones there, bro. So... Bro, that is crazy. That could have been a clippable moment, man. Yeah, bro. I was like... Bro, as soon as the words left... You should have went and gone for your team yesterday with that scene, man. As soon as the words left, I was like... Bring that back. Well, there's just certain words that are scary. When you hear semi, when you hear man on, all of these pause. All these things in football is scary now, man. Talking football in this day and age is scary. Yeah, man. Nah, but nah. For real, though. Like, proper semi-finals, man. And Liverpool-Spurs is going to be a tough game. Whatever. I think Liverpool will deal with them anyway. From what I saw from Tottenham yesterday, bro. They got a bag of injuries and... Bro, they're just... I don't know, man. They're a weird team, fam. I can't even lie. Like, every...