Baking a Cake in 1805 SUCKS

Two hours? Two hours! TOО H O U R S ! Two hours? Two hours! Two hours? For two hours! I'll set you free for two hours! Come on Jack! Two hours! Who needs a cake for- Two hours! Well maybe I can get away without really beating it for two hours, I mean, who's gonna know? But, then again, maybe it'll ruminate. And then again, I did already use all those eggs and all that butter and all that sugar, I can't let it go to waste. Two hours. This can't be right. There's no way. There's no logical way that you would beat a cake for two hours. Two hours. It says two hours. Why would I do that for two hours? That makes no sense! Makes no sense! Oh, I'm sorry. This ain't right. This just ain't right, I tell ya. This ain't right and it ain't proper. No sir. Two hours. I can't do it. I can't do it with this darn tootin' cake. Hasn't even been an hour, Mish Mish. I'm just gonna have to tell Ron that I wasted all his sugar, all his eggs, all his cinnamon. I can't do it. Mish Mish. You've never let me down. Should I finish this cake? I would do anything for you, Mish Mish. I did it! I can't get up. I did it! That's good. you