Cole Palmer Funny Moments

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Cole Palmer is one of the best footballers in the world today.
But man, he is so unintentionally funny.
A.M. and P.M.
What?
A.M. and P.M., what do you mean?
Cole, was this maybe the best performance of your career so far?
I'm not sure, maybe.
Common sense, I've got loads of it.
Yep, go for City.
I know, yeah, delighted, Prem soon come, but...
You know Chippy Chips?
Yeah.
They have to be them chips, or they don't get them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, proper.
Curry sauce, noodles.
Hard.
One penalty ticket saved my life.
If I can't save me.
You can save yourself.
Yeah, I would, but I'll save one just for the content.
The one that comes to mind is Balotelli.
You jaysh!
Yo!
Lad!
Lad, jaysh!
Right, right.
Nah, f**k off.
You think I'm doing it?
What, am I an idiot?
So you just say, yeah, you're right at everything.
England's final qualifier of the campaign comes on Monday night in North Macedonia.
We will be there with live coverage.
I almost let go, what the heck?
You're not even that good at that.
I've seen the keepers a bit more to the left, so I thought,
I'll just go over the wall, and yeah, I went top corner.
EA means Electronic Arts.
So Cole, give us your opinion on the clip.
Run down, shirt, nice, very nice.
Like this little orange here.
Hey, John!
How difficult is what?
Many penalties.
People say to score penalties, but I'm not going to miss the penalties, am I?
I'm saying 10 as well.
Can't get any better.
I'm saying a 9.5 for me.
What's missing, bro?
There's a clip that's gone viral of you leaning over to listen to your old team-mates' team talk.
Did you actually...
Were you able to hear anything?
Nah, I didn't hear anything, I was just having a laugh, to be honest.
I think Erling found it pretty funny, I don't think the others did.
Hi, guys, I'm Cole Palmer and welcome to Chelsea Trending.
Hi, I'm Marco Gugliela.
Lad, you need a bit of flow, a bit of rhythm.
Okay, okay, sorry.
Hi, I'm Cole Palmer.
Hi, Gugliela here.
This is Alfie.
Why are you waiting so long?
I'm waiting for you, bro.
Okay, sorry, bro.
Action.
Hi, I'm Cole Palmer.
Hi, Gugliela here.
Hi, it's Alfie.
Yeah, you're all right.
Hi, I'm Cole Palmer.
Hi, I'm Marco.
This is so childish, isn't it?
