My Diss Rap Revenge + Christmas Party!

Yeah! Hey guys! I know it's been a minute, or you know, nine months. Just to be honest, I've been taking care of myself and I've been doing a really good job at it. About a year ago I was uploading consistently and I want to say sorry because I haven't been. But I have been myself recently and I really like her! And I hope to explain all of this soon, um, God I'm so mysterious. All that is to come and I'm excited to be open and vulnerable. I really do appreciate the patience and kindness that you guys have given me this year. So, today's video, I just want to spread a little bit of holiday cheer. I don't know why I have to rhyme, all the time, bang bang, oh blah, I'm a dime, ten out of ten, everybody get ready we're gonna be cookin'. I have a friend, who doesn't know I consider her a friend. We've never hung out before, but I watched all of her private moments she shares on the internet. Her name is Rosanna Pansino and today I'm going to be using her cookbook, look at her, oh she's so cute and small, we have a lot in common. But yeah, today I'm going to be using her cookbook to make some gingerbread cookies for my friends. This is so cute! And so is the apron. When things are cute I get really aggressive. When I do see a baby or a puppy I just want to, just want to like, just want to put them in a choke hold man. That sounds really scary but I don't mean, I mean it in the maternal way. Like in the mother eating her young kind of way, you know what I mean? So, ladies and probably ladies, because most of my demographic is women. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, nutmeg, and salt. That sounded really tiring. Cool. Nice. What am I doing? I have one cup of packed dark brown sugar, it's definitely more than a cup. So I'm gonna jump on over to my lower budget camera. Okay, just adding some butter in here. You know when things mix together and it doesn't look good? Okay. Okay, I just ran around my whole house looking for my phone! It's right there! Refrigerate for three hours? AHH! So, I am aggressive. And I'm going to make some appetizers. I bought all this stuff for the gingerbread cookies too, I suck at time management. I'm really discouraged about this video right now. Nah, it's gonna be a good video. We're gonna edit it and we're gonna make it more interesting than it actually is. YouTube. Does anybody else, like, don't care when they use their teeth? That's what she said. I'm going to make some little muffin cookies. It's honestly because I don't have another pan, so I just have these. You know, when life gives you cookies, make muffins. Suck on that, Rosanna! Sorry. Please don't watch her, I feel so bad. Alright, it's about to get crazy! Not that crazy, I'm just gonna put a Reese's cup in each of the cookies. Hey Siri? I'm here. Thank you for being here. You're welcome. I totally forgot what I was gonna say, but that was comforting. Alexa, I like you more than Siri. Sorry, I'm not sure about that. I'm gonna play Christmas music. Let's get in the mood. I used to do Musical.ly. Oh my god, the timer went off! Alexa! Shut up! It's so clear I can't have kids for a long time. Thank you for watching this. I'm so sorry you did. Alright, I need a party. No, I need a drink. Let's go. Okay, cool, they were frozen before, but I technically made them. I made those. Really good. Yeah, you like it? You always make the best stuff, Liza. Yeah, did you guys have a good time tonight? Everybody left. I'm really bad at this vlogging thing. Thanks for watching, guys. Bye! Happy Holidays! Peek-a-boo! That's fun if you're three. Surprise, Marataka! So I have a friend. His name is Scott. This is his face. He's a YouTuber, writer, rapper, singer, or at least he thinks he is. He's been doing something called Merry Dissmas. A little offensive, if you ask me. Where he's been dissing all of our friends with diss tracks. So here's a little bit of the diss track he made for me. And I know it was a diss, but it kind of made me feel bad. For him. Because he thinks he can rap. And for some reason, I think I can too. Like any other YouTuber, that shit. So I went off and I made my own rap. Oh, no. It's to Nicki Minaj's Chun-Li. And so I renamed it Scott-T. Scott's been writing these in like an hour. I wrote mine in two. Boom boom. Come for me. And I'll come for you. Oh, snap! Do not take it seriously, please. Genuinely, Scott's music is awesome. But his disses suck! Okay, I'm gonna stop referencing this and that. And now we'll just play your favorite rap. And now the screen will fade to black. That was awesome. Excuse me. Sorry, Scottie. I've been going off. Off the charts where you've been staying. Watch your songs. Staying in your lane. But watch, I'll take your spots. Now I'm parked up with your girl up in the lot. Ayo, I've been gone. But you been yawned. Scottie diss on. I win this song. See, he been born. Scottie been warned. Those of you watching like me, yes, you been charmed. Ayo, I've been gone. But you been yawned. Scottie diss on. I win this song. Ayo, now come forth. Sire Ben Scott. Do it like me. Cause you been taught. I don't get it. You Google rhymes so you think you're the rap guy. Well, this is the first line that I didn't Google. Cause rhyming is hard, Scottie. I wrote and dropped this hot diss. Must be hard to swallow since you can't spit. You diss? Chief, that was not it. I'm cocky, but at least your girl don't block it. How many tattoos did you need up on your chest? Get more and more cause you work out less and less. You lookin' like you need a pregnancy test. You make that merch just to cover up this mess. That was fun. This was a stupid shot. This was a stupid and super corny shot, but... Merry Christmas!