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Bonjour! Yo, right? What? I'm on a new private island, and I want you to come. Honey, do you remember what happened last time we were in a getaway? Yeah, some people died. Not a lot of people. You'd think five people dying's a lot. Okay. Nick and Audrey! Have you ever seen anything like this? A gift box. Earrings? My phone. Those are gonna get you in trouble. You promise? Oh! How handsome are you, man? I only have eyes for you. And now it's time for Blue! Not the Maharaja! This is a distraction. From what? From the escape. The Maharaja's been kidnapped. And all of you are suspects. We're not gonna be invited anywhere ever again. The real detectives have arrived. Wow! You must be the Spitzes. Yes! Your reputation precedes you. Here you go. Not in a positive way, I'm afraid. Okay. Deliver 50 million dollars to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, where the Maharaja dies. Well, he always wanted to go to Paris. Give us the money. All right, you got it. I don't want to kill anybody! Where did he come from? He's gonna walk right into the lake? He just walks right in. He's got the case! Now I'm very confused. Hi. Mind if I touch your wiener? What? Your dog. Court order for ass hit seizures. So they're taking my car? You went radio silent on me. Is that what this is about? Just last night and I thought, I miss that fucker. Is that true? Buongiorno! That's my cousin. Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He's my second cousin. There's something seriously wrong with you. I'm an Uber driver and I don't have a car. I'm gonna lose my house. You think I chose him? Look at this. Need a car? Date our son this summer and bring him out of his shell before college. In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal. Date is in quotes. It's gotta be a joke, right? Now, have you seen these helicopter parents? I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves. You've just been so worried about our son. He's going to Princeton in the fall. No, I've heard of it. You know, we tried everything to bring him out of his shell. He doesn't come out of his room, he doesn't talk to girls, doesn't drink. So when you say date him, do you mean date him or date him? Yes. Date him. Date him hard. I'll date his brains out. He volunteers at the animal shelter. Hi. Mind if I touch your wiener? What? Your dog. How about I give you a ride home? Um, this isn't the way to my house. It's a shortcut. You're my hostage. What you got down there? Something for me? Why? You tried kidnapping me! You're 19. Grow up. This kid is unfuckable. Have a drink together. He'll have a Long Island iced tea. This is the worst iced tea I've ever had. One thing about me, I'm the baddest alive. Dance parties. I don't know what to do. I just know my mom would have wanted me to save the house. He's probably just nervous. Why don't you loosen him up? We can go skinny dipping. What about sharks? Run here! It's really the lack of life, Garza. Get the fuck in here right now! I'm just a bit of a romantic. He's actually really sweet. The best part about getting older is not giving a fuck what people think. I'm an adult now. I can make my own decisions. That's good. You wanna savor it? Come on, you're getting out of here. You don't belong here. Don't touch me! Get away from her! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! You can't outrun the cops! I can't lose my license! I always wanted to be a dad. It just took 46 years for it to happen. Just rub some dirt on him. You might want to put a little Neosporin on her. That thing could get infected. Oh, yeah? And you a doctor? I'm sure you're just like one of those WebMD guys. This is common knowledge. You wanna keep the cut clean. Listen, I'm trying to raise a little man here, not a fucking pussy. So why don't you just go on Twitter and go share this story where you're the hero? What's up, party people? You happen to check that new joint from Lil Baby? Come on, pound it out. It's okay, thanks. What? He's Fleek. All right, you two, lock it down. We gotta impress this dude. Change happens faster than when you were young. This company is now a gender-neutral, carbon-neutral, 21st century lifestyle brand. I don't know what any of that means. You need to talk to someone about your ink. You were late. Couldn't find a spot. We don't accept excuses. Is there, like, a problem here, miss? Well, if you'd actually read the school guidebook, I wouldn't have to tell you anything. I read the guidebook, all right, you stumpy little... Wow. You feel your generation is more evolved. Yeah, absolutely. It's not going. Hit the thing! Come on, let's go. You know I got a flip phone. Are you kidding me? Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it! Maybe I'm not cut out for this, but I'd do anything for my kid. Whoo! You have no idea how awesome I was at your age. Julio Iglesias came up to me in an airport, dead certain I was his son Enrique. The kind of vibe I was putting out, bro. That's ridiculous. I was ridiculous. Is there a reason we always have two white men dominating the discussion in this room? Is that a white guy? I'm confused. My parents just emailed that they're coming to our wedding. Oh, I get to meet your parents finally! Are you psyched? You're not psyched. Are you psyched at all? Is there any psych happening? Sitting on top of the world, I'm up. You haven't met this woman's parents yet? They've been off the grid the whole time we've been together. It's going down, baby, what's up? Hey! Billy and Lily McDermott. Meet my parents. Pleasure to meet you, Neil. You're very attractive. Oh, thank you. That's not a compliment. For me, it's too much. You deserve something better than that pasty little goober. Dad, just give him a chance. What does a bank manager do? I manage all the security. It's the best. Let's just pray we have a nice, chill day. This is a robbery! Your parents robbed my bank. You can't be serious. They knew the voice activation code to get involved, which I'm pretty sure I told your mom about when I was wasted. She left me roses by the stairs. Thank you for your cooperation, Owen. Does the name The Ghost Bandits mean anything to you? Most notorious bank robbers in American history. Your parents stole five million dollars from me. I don't understand. Was Owen right? This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue. You need five million in two days. Wouldn't hurt to have a bank manager on the team. You think you can rob a bank? If it's to save Parker, hell yeah. Do I look cool? Yeah, you look like James Bond. Which one? Five. Well, that was a good one. Just think of how many terrible decisions we have to make to get to this moment in time. Who even am I right now? One big happy family. What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend? No. But you don't like getting pussy? Hearing the word pussy come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it. I'm never gonna meet a woman who understands me. I don't think I've heard of a man ever who wanted to be in a relationship so badly besides Drake. And I'm talking Views Drake. I feel like Views Drake. Alone, on a building, dangling my legs off, wondering what it's like to feel companionship. You okay? But you're not getting five stars. Uber driver? I mean, honestly, you guys are twins. Oh my God, wait. She really does look like me. I'm sorry. This was insane. Let me make it up to you. You're dating a black girl? I've never felt so understood by somebody in my entire life. Whether you like it or not, we kind of go together now. You're my boo. Come on. I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Do you plan to talk to her family? Yeah, I just haven't had the chance to meet them. What's going on? Tell me about life. How are you? This is your white granddaddy come back to haunt me. What? Now this is my fault? So you want to marry my daughter? Yes. Yes, I do. Well, Ezra, you can try. They hate me. Can you honestly say that your family's excited to have my black ass in the picture? Hello! Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful. I think the police are fucked up towards black people. I like your braids. Thank you. Exhibit head braids. We've built a pretty awesome life together. We just need to protect it. Oh, so you're all Muslim. Very much so. I love it. This kufi that I'm wearing was actually a gift from the Honorable Louis Farrakhan. Are you familiar with the minister's work? Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the Jews. You know what, let's have dinner. Your family, my family. I don't know how this is going to work. Well, we were technically OG slaves. Are you trying to compare the Holocaust to slavery? We passed the potatoes. Our people came here with nothing like everybody else. They're very uncomfortable conversations. Are you kidding me? Did we ever figure out what happened with the potatoes and the ETA on those? What's the difference between me and you? Hey, uh, what's up with white cuz? Am I a white cuz? Well, I'm not. I'm white cuz, for sure.