Amy Schumer Calls Selena Gomez, Jennifer Lawrence, Kim K and More | Emergency Contact | Netflix

Emergency contact? Who's my emergency contact? Hi! Hey, how are you? Good, how's home? Hmm? Our home, that we're because we're married. Can you think of anybody I would write for emergency contact? I mean, there's a couple obvious people that you live with and rely on. I'm drawing a blank. I'll let you know when I think of somebody. I'm going to have to call a lot of people. Can we get like a stand here? I'm going to call Jennifer Lawrence. Oh my god, hi! Jen! Hi. Oh my god, it's been forever. I'm looking for an emergency contact. We were like barely friends ten years ago. How did you get this number? Oh, um, I got it. I was like 20. You were 40. When we became friends? I don't want to get back in touch. I'm good. Okay, good luck with your health issue. Okay, thank you. And I love your work. I gotta change this. Mom life, right? Kim Kardashian. Hi Kim, how are you? It's me, Amy. Oh my god, hi Chloe! I'm getting a bunch of elective surgeries and I just wanted to know if I could list you as my emergency contact. Yeah, that's okay. Okay. I'm a do not resuscitate. Even if I get a splinter. No, do mouth to mouth no matter what. Okay. I got two emergency contacts. That's great. But what if they're busy? Because they're like so busy. They're always like... busy. Alright, I'm going to try Chris Rock. Yeah! I wanted to ask you if I could list you as my emergency contact. Absolutely! Really? You should call me if anything goes wrong. Like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction. People are going to be rooting for your death. What up? Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, you look so cute in your glasses. Thank you. Yeah, do you think because I'm actually filling out this intake form and I need an emergency contact? Can I bring you someone that looks like me? Like a stand-in? Yeah. I appreciate that, but I can't take something like that on right now. Is that all you wanted to ask? Yeah. Perfect, love that. I'm making it easy. Bye! I'm having a shake. I think my teeth are green from the shake. So, I'm sorry about that. They're really green. I was going to ask you something, but now that I'm looking at your teeth, I think... Oh boy, I stopped that! It's... yeah, it's... Judd Apatow's been my long-time mentor. Would I be the one who decides if I unplug you or not? Maybe. So, if I want to, I can? Not Judd. Sam Rockwell. I was guessing you probably had some money. Emergency contact? How does that involve the money? What's the money part of that? I just thought if something happened to me that you could raise my husband and son. That's a challenging endeavor. Can I get back to you? Sebastian Maniscalco would be such a good emergency contact. I barely picked up this FaceTime. I don't even talk to him. Don't you have any family or anything? Hey, Dad! How you doing? It's okay, masa, muchacha. Wow, I didn't know you were so bilingual. I speak abyssal. You know what abyssal means? A little? It's also a brand name for a vacuum cleaner. That's very helpful. Hey, Amy! Hey, Wanda! Oh my God, remember when we hosted the Oscars? That was crazy. That was crazy. I'm getting a bunch of elective surgeries and I just wanted to know if I could list you as my emergency contact. Um, you know, I mean, what if they bring back the big red? I just gotta drop everything. Yeah. And take care of that, too. Hey! Hey, Tim! Can I list you as my emergency contact? Hmm, oh boy. Can I be like number four? So if the first three people can't? Right. Michael Che's a good friend. I'm gonna try Michael Rappaport. Hell no. No, I don't want that responsibility. Definitely not. Maybe you could be my emergency contact. I don't know how reliable I'll be. I don't have time. I am on the toilet. Does it come with any responsibilities? Blink twice if you want to be my emergency contact. No. I think I know what I'm gonna write. This is who I trust more than anybody. My emergency contact. I'm ready! HLAA, please! Thank you!