Kim Kardashian Being Scary and in Charge on American Horror Story: Delicate for Over 4 Minutes

You just stand there like a fucking cat's asshole. Like, oh sorry. Let me ask you something. Do you think Jamie Lee Curtis liked carpets? No. Cause she wanted Oscar. Okay. For the next five months, you are fucking Oscar. Hope you enjoy. Then tell the Daniels to suck my clit. It's exhausting being better than everyone. You're a vision. Huh? Oh my god. We just got a maybe from Time 100. Fuck yes. Gorgina! Do you know how hard my staff has worked for you? How many hours we've spent campaigning for this nomination? How many blowjobs were collectively given for you to even be considered? I mean, Derek's jaw may never recover. And you just stand there like... If your face looks like a fucking cat's asshole every minute of the day, no one's gonna want to watch it win an Oscar. I'm so sorry. Let me ask you something. Do you think Jamie Lee Curtis liked walking those red carpets? Do you think she thought it was funny? Your face looks like a fucking cat's asshole. No. No one likes it. Pretty. Siobhan. What are you doing here? May I? You did this for what? Why not? Why? Why not? Why though? Eat this salad and we're gonna go on a walk. Too fast, bitch. You're an actress who didn't know she needed a new publicist until I saw what you were posting on Instagram. Oh, okay, okay. Hashtag wine emoji. Hashtag night out. You're just famous now and sometimes it blows. You have one more week of moping and then we're getting you back into the chair. Okay, what chair? The beauty chair. Ashley and Ashley are the top crisis PR experts in the country. Crisis PR? I mean, are you... Are you sure I need that? Oh, what? Oh, no, no. Siobhan, I told you I'm... You're amazing. I know. On the treetop, when the wind blows, the cradle will rock. Anna Wintour, okay, I have to take this. I have other options, but if you don't love this, I'm gonna commit literal murder suey. Okay. I love you. Ew, no you don't. I do. That's pathetic. It looks just like the dress Madonna wore at the 1991 Oscars. That's weird. Except it isn't. Because this is that exact dress. Literally put it on. Do I have to, like, pray or something before? No, just... Do not rip it. You're leaving so soon. Sooner or later you're gonna be mine. Sooner or later you're gonna be fine. Baby, it's time that you face it, I always get my man. Otherwise, I break your dick off. The end.