Neymar Reveals All In The "Mbappé, Messi Or Neymar" Interview!

Who has more success with the girls? - What? Kylia? What? Who sings better? Yo, I'm the singer. We're going to win the 3-1 and one mark each. Hey, Neymar. - Hello, where are you? I'm going to ask you questions and you have to challenge Messi, Mbappé or Neymar, okay? - I'm not going anywhere. - I'm not going to. First, who's the most impressive in training? Messi. - What? Makes easy things beautiful. Who makes more canoes? Hey, hey, hey. Yo and all the rest. I was sure. Who's the funniest? I'm more of a bromide player, but the three of them are very similar. But you make more jokes. Yes, you are. Who speaks more in the countryside? To cheer up the comrades, but also to complain to the referees. I think all three are the same. We don't talk much, but we do, you know? And in the locker room? Marquinhos, who is this? Marquinhos is talking too much. No, is it true? No, it is true. I'll talk to the arbiters alone. Who's dressed better? It's difficult. I think you three too. Yo un poquito más. I'm going to go with you. And will you tell me who wore the worst? Killian, what's going on? The worst of the three. Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture and you're gonna tell me who regrets the most about their haircut, do you think? Okay, between you and Messi, who speaks better French? I'm reading more time. Can you prove it? A phrase in French. A phrase in French? - That's right. - I know. The dressing room, everything there. I always sing. Can you sing that? Yo canto mejor. Who's the best to throw the penalties? Is that criminal? Los penales are difficult. I love that Messi is well-fed. Are you very humble because you pull the penalty? Is that crazy? Yes, it is. - It's incredible. But training, you know? I can imagine. Who's the best, again a little difficult, with the head? I believe that Messi. Yo and Kylian. Kylian? Kylian is handsome. Always with the boys. Who's the most sensible? More sensible? I believe you. And finally, who's going to score in the next Champions League final? The three. Who's against? No, I did not. Against whoever wants. Contra who sea. If you come to Paris, you'll be against the sea. Hello, friends from Home Alone. I'm Neymar. I know.