Alexandra Botez Humiliated Me… So I Did This

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Shut up!
Is she raging right now?
I think she's raging a little.
I just want to focus!
I'm going to be in the middle because I'm unbiased.
Exactly what she means.
I love you equally.
No, you don't.
It's true, Dina's family and so are you.
That's fucked up.
Dina, make me breakfast.
I'm here to beat Dina, not worry about the lighting.
Don't worry sweetheart, you ain't beating me.
Alright, Dina.
I'm about to make you go run home to your mama.
You mean to my daddy?
To your daddy.
Yes.
Good luck, Dina.
Oh, D4.
How interesting.
You play the same shit you always play.
My love, I just started D4 three months ago.
I know, you usually play D3 or E4.
Like the red team.
You know I have a prep against Kings India?
Oh yeah, it was the worst prep I've ever seen.
Alex, you're fine.
This is all you're going to play?
Yes.
Let's see how Alex reacts to the prep chat.
I'm curious to see what Alex does.
Interesting.
You're playing the...
The four bishops.
Okay, so...
The four bishops.
So you're inventing your own openings?
This opening doesn't even have a name because it's so bad.
This is true.
Don't worry, sweetheart.
I'll teach you chess.
Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
I'll teach you English.
Hey, hey, hey.
What?
No laughing for the...
I'm just a nice woman, Andrea.
Are you against immigrants, Alexandra?
No, I'm an immigrant.
I love immigrants.
But I also love accents.
Okay.
Okay, Alex dealt with this not the way I was expecting.
So how do you feel about the CEO of Chess.com, Danny Wrench,
saying that Hikaru is a better content creator than you and your sister?
I don't think that's what he said.
That's exactly what he said.
No, no, no.
The question was, do you think the Botes sisters are better content creators?
But I think what he was trying to say in his head is that we're level.
Yeah.
And he literally said yes.
He said we're equal to Hikaru.
No, no, no.
He didn't make the cut.
He said Botes sisters' equality.
No, no, no, no.
He said, yes, Hikaru, you're better.
I do think he's better.
Do you think it's because he's a chess fan and he disguises your chess, guys?
Who disguises our chess?
Danny, the guy who believes in you.
I think he likes our chess.
I think I'm an idiot.
Do you want to take a move back?
Take a move back.
This is pathetic.
I'm getting distracted.
Okay, but if I win, I'm keeping it.
Of course.
Alex is winning this tournament.
It's okay.
Hey, with the FIDE arbiters asleep, we've got no rules.
Got no rules.
It's not a FIDE tournament.
I know.
It's not.
I know.
All right, sweetheart.
Are you going to make me go back?
To school, yes.
I also think it's not a roast that he thinks Hikaru is a better chess content creator
because we're not chess content creators.
It wasn't.
No, no.
It was just creator.
I actually, he was a creator.
That's why I was surprised.
But again, but he should have, if it was correct, he should have asked, do you think they're
worse content creators?
Because I don't think that's the case.
And if Danny thinks Hikaru is better, that's totally okay.
I mean, Hikaru is such a bigger chess star, so.
Yeah, but he's a chess streamer.
He's not a content creator like you are.
Yeah, but you know, we create a lot of things like beating Russian women content.
You sure?
Yeah.
You do that?
That's what I'm trying.
Have you ever heard of the Romanian school of chess, Dina?
The one that doesn't exist?
It will happen.
Romanians are pretty good at chess, actually.
Aw, cute move, Dina.
Same.
Thanks for the six square.
You're so welcome.
I didn't even want it.
Wait, why are you laughing?
I just thought that was funny, the way you said it.
That's what you like out of everything?
It was so cute.
It was like girly talk, but she's ruthlessly roasted you.
Okay, honest question.
Do you think I was rude to your photographer?
I wasn't there for it, so I don't know what happened.
So, like, you know how, guys, you always rant about photos?
Dina's going on another tangent.
I can't live through another Dina tangent without so many Dina tangents.
I think that's the answer, Dina.
Okay, so you don't give a shit?
I wasn't sure what it was about, but I appreciate that you're always trying to give people feedback, you know?
I think that's a cool trait.
Dina keeps roasting our photographer, telling them they're not taking enough photos of her.
And it's very funny because Dina just loves the camera and she wants more and more.
Well, Dina is a star.
She is a star.
You can't be upset at her for being a star.
You mean I'm trying to steal attention from others?
No.
From others?
From others.
I think you're doing very well, Dina.
Don't stop what you're doing.
What?
You know, why do you have that band-aid on?
What did you do, buddy?
I cut myself when I was trying to learn how to fight.
Dina has such a chess try-hard, though.
It's so hard to play her.
I know.
She was so pissed that even though she had already won a game, she gave the girl a fighting chance,
and she was mad that she had given them a chance to win.
But that's what the Russian school of chess teaches you.
She's just being a good promoter of her.
In all fairness, this is what my boyfriend taught me.
You have to stand for your rights.
Is he watching right now?
He might be.
What would you like to tell him?
Honey, I chose you over both of us.
So true.
You ready for this?
Oh, God.
You can take it back.
No, play.
Enough take-backs.
I'm going to beat you with it anyway.
You sure?
I mean, I actually don't think it's not come-backable.
All right, Dina.
Okay, take it.
Hi, Dad.
You look very suntanned right now.
My dad fell asleep in the sun.
Dad, you're so red.
Wait, Dad, can you show strength?
You sure holding this vial was good for you?
Probably not, but I rolled the dice.
Yeah.
Here, take this.
Check.
You moved it to eight.
But I'm not telling the ladies,
because then we won't get their own time.
So I'm telling them it was at seven.
What was that right now?
Yeah.
You're so smart.
Dad, Dina's beating Alex.
Oh, God.
I told your father...
Dad, Dad, Dad.
No hands near the board.
I'm focused.
I told your father...
Dad, Dad, Dad.
Stop.
Why did you double down?
No, it's actually stressing me out.
I need...
I picked up two pieces from the floor.
Shh.
Welcome to my life.
I asked your dad...
It's like you're meddling,
but you're just existing.
Sometimes I'm just breathing...
Because I need to focus.
And she's like,
why are you doing that?
Wait, are you raging right now?
Are you raging right now, Alexandra?
I think she's raging a little.
I just want to focus.
Well, who's not letting you focus?
Dad's on there.
I'm just curious.
I'm trying to rekindle with this.
I like your pieces over there.
Thank you.
They're looking good.
That is pretty bad.
Is someone actually distracting you right now?
Is someone distracting you?
You know, since you didn't have
a father figure in your life,
Papa Vota's is here now.
I actually...
While you were away, guys,
on the rave,
I actually asked your dad...
We were not in a rave.
We were just out with the ladies,
and we were sad that you didn't make it.
You were sad.
I kept saying I wish...
Yeah.
Like, honestly, many times
I was so sad you were not there
because I know you don't like going out,
but we like your company,
and it wasn't about going out.
It was about hanging out with the ladies.
And having memories
outside of the chessboard.
Yes, Father?
Whoa, I feel like
that didn't stop other people.
Well, that's when
they're not being loyal.
Russian?
There was a lot of Russian people.
There was a lot of Russians.
Shut up!
Fifteen seconds!
I might squeeze a win.
Focus, sister.
You're aggressive.
Dad, do you think Alex will win?
No.
She's very good at katan.
Katan?
What's wrong with everybody here?
I asked her dad.
If I ever were to get married,
would he be bringing me to the Lord?
And would he be there?
Obviously, my family
wouldn't be able to make it.
It's true.
Dina is part of the family.
I have big balls.
You do hear it.
Dad, what do you think
of their chess competition?
You're taking that?
Yeah.
What are you going to do about it?
Hammer's coaching is paying off.
True.
Come on, Chad.
We're actually getting married.
I like your queen over there.
That was good, Alex.
Thanks.
You seriously think
I didn't know that?
I just wanted to beat you
on and off the board.
Dad, the girls are fighting again.
But you know what, Dina?
I'll see you in the tournament
where it actually matters.
Are you saying that classical chess
matters to you more than Blitz?
I'm saying rated games
matter to me more than Blitz.
Arbiter!
And Dina, all you wanted
was to be champion
and Gen U took that from you
so I couldn't take it as well.
Yeah.
