Joe, Kevin and Nick Jonas Take a Brothers Quiz | GQ

Hey, GQ. We're the Jonas Brothers, and we're taking the Brothers Quiz. All right, guys, what am I bringing to the family potluck? Oh, pumpkin pie. Wings. Rob's popcorn. Tequila. All those things are pretty good, but I would go with the first answer. Pumpkin pie. Do we get points universally? Even if it's, like, July? Yeah, pumpkin pie is the s***. Describe my perfect day off. You start your day by waking up and finding the most bougie, most third-wave coffee shop that you can find in whatever city you're in. That's number one. Okay, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut until afterwards, because this is a... I need the full answer here. Then you have... It's gonna be a long day. Yeah, it's gonna be a very long day. Workout, and, you know, like... Have an exceptional brunch. So far, so good. And you're gonna walk to an art gallery, pop into a store that sells, like, one item only. But they do it really well. But they, like, make, like, pencil erasers, but they're exceptional. And then you're gonna go to a second brunch, which is also lunch, because then your friends meet you. All right. Have I had a drink yet? No, that's where you have... That's where it happens. What is it? What am I drinking? You're going to... Depends on how late you are. You're gonna have an Aperol spritz. Yep. They beat you to it, so... Now, that's a point for Nick. You get two points for the morning so far. Copy. Okay, and then hopefully there's a great sporting event on that night, which is key for a perfect day. And back at the hotel for a nightcap before crashing out at 10.45. Missing one important thing. Especially a martini. Ah, I didn't think about that. I'll take that, too. Yeah, that's another point. What's the thing we missed? Probably gonna be doing some gaming as well. Gaming? Oh, video gaming. Video gaming. Nice. Waking game. That's pretty good. Sounds like a great day. Yeah, I want that day. Growing up, which brother got under my skin the most? Both of us. Probably both of us. An equal amount? Yeah. Voila! I think maybe it's growing up. It was probably you, Joe. Joe. No points. Minus point. If I had to wear the same outfit for the rest of my life, what would it be? Golf clothes. No. Wrong. You'd wear a really good pair of jeans with an amazing hoodie. Oh. Wrong. All right, so we lose that. What would it be? I have a rule. You never want to be underdressed. All right. You can't be underdressed in a black suit. Black suit. Okay. Just a black suit, white or black shirt. Works in any occasion. Go to the beach, black suit. Yeah, but no one's gonna be like, oh, that guy looks incredibly underdressed. Might say I'm overdressed. Never under. But I came prepared. I'd like to see you working out in a full suit, too. That'd be nice. Who would make me starstruck? Daniel Craig. Correct. Boom. I said it before the question was asked. We knew it was trending Daniel Craig's direction. What is my favorite song we've made together? And bonus, my least favorite. Favorite song is Vacation Eyes from the album. Yep. Least favorite is Scandinavia. Mm. Boom. Got it. Why are you throwing? He said we could throw. Do I have any superstitions? I don't think you've said that. When we are on a plane, you always do this. We're doing that. We all do this. We're doing the Matrix. That is like a superstition now that, like, you'll do it even in, like, your sleep if you feel like a takeoff. Absolutely correct. I also never say if I'm sick. Never say I'm sick because then it's not real. No, because then it is real. You can always, it's all mental until it's not. If I wasn't a musician, what would I be? Probably be an art dealer. A potato farmer. Wow. Well, you're both almost right. I'd be a potato dealer. Potato dealer. I like it. How much are these potatoes, bro? Half point. And a potato for each of them. What is my ultimate comfort food? Chicken parm. I would go with a bagel sandwich. That's a point for both of them. You get the chicken parm at night, but if it's comfort food in the morning, you get a Taylor Ham egg and cheese on a everything bagel. We're gonna do a lightning round. Who's most likely to? I got Joe, Nick, and Kevin, and we will see who. Is most likely to. Who is the most likely to keep a secret from the group? You are on fire. Not everybody needs to know everything. Does directly affect our lives at times. Is this GQ band therapy right now? Yeah. Who is most likely to plan an elaborate date? Unanimous. I'm romantic. Most romantic date I ever planned. I rented a boat from here, right across the street, actually, and we took it around the city. Who's most likely to be late? I think it's this right here, but they're gonna disagree with me. Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say. He's fashionably late, though. I'm late for, like, the time that, you know, we're supposed to be there. But we always know there's a little bit of wiggle room. Right. We were technically late today, so sorry, GQ. Yeah. So, yeah. And it's this guy's fault. Whose fault? I didn't like the pair of pants I wore. He didn't like his pants. I changed my pants. He changed his pants. Threw off Kevin today. And there you have it. Who's most likely to borrow his brother's stuff? Technically, today, Nick's borrowing my pair of mine. He's borrowing a pair of my sunglasses today. But you borrowed my house for two years. Technically, borrowed. That's true. You kind of did. I gave it back. Didn't I? Sunglasses, house, same thing. Fair trade. Tomato, tomahto. Potato. Potato, potahto. Who is most likely to cry while watching a movie? I mean, Obby, obviously. Sensitive guy over here. This just goes hand in hand with being awesome. Okay. Who's most likely to get in trouble growing up? This is the correct answer. Although, Joe would blame Kevin for a lot of things. No, it's firstborn stuff. You go through everything first. It's just different. They got away with everything. I just didn't really do a lot of dumb shit like you guys did. So, not that I got away with it. I just chose not to do that. Well, you saw what would happen two times in a row. Yes, he learned from our mistakes. Helpful. So, thank you. You're welcome. Who is the messiest? So, here's why I think myself. I have a tendency to leave things. Oh, that is true. I was shocked that you didn't say that. No, this pisses me off, actually. So, notice, I'm working on it. When Kevin stays at my house, he leaves half-drinked cans of La Croix everywhere. And it pisses me off. Who's most likely to host an incredible dinner party? Oh, wow. Thanks, guys. The Indian cuisine at Casa... Chilter Jonas. ...is fantastic. Who is most likely to cheat at a board game? Oh, my goodness. We're just telling the truth. We're not bullying him, by the way. I'd just like to win. Well, I appreciate the honest ask. But also, we created a game while on tour... Oh, that's so good. ...called Toronto. I cheated in Toronto. And it's pretty simple. It's a dice game. It's two die. And you basically are trying to roll two fours. Four fours. And you only get eight rolls to get two fours. Somehow, some people can magically get ten rolls. We get to the seventh roll, and it goes, no, no, no, I'm on, this is my sixth roll. It's a money game, honestly. So, it's important that there's honesty. Honesty is important. Apparently, I don't have any. Who is most likely to take the longest to get ready? If we're talking about today, it was me. The pants debacle. Who is most likely to become president? It's gonna be any of us. I think, actually, you would be the most likely. You're like the mayor. You are like the mayor. Mayor of Jersey. The whole state. That'd be governor. I know. I think Nick carries himself very well. Well-spoken. Who's the most likely to get a tattoo on a whim? I was thinking about getting one today. I got about 20 minutes break later. We can whip something up. I gotta add another initial on my hand. I've got a couple, like, I got a couple things that I need to add to complete the project. You and I have the arrows that point at each other when we stand back-to-back. Oh, yeah, I do have a brother's tattoo. I'm gonna get one that's, like, me like this in the middle of the two arrows. Who's most likely to spend a month backpacking without telling anyone? All of us have kids now, so we can't just disappear and go backpacking. But if we didn't tell anyone else, but I would say Jim. Yeah. I love to travel. And I do have a lot of great camping backpacks. Who's most likely to eat something off the ground? Oof. How long? Like, are we talking, like, it's been sitting there, you walk up to it, and you're like, five seconds. Just because he answered like that, I'm gonna go with Kevin. It wouldn't even be a question. I'd say no. The five-second rule, sure. But if we're talking about, like, you know. So, I'm asking specifics. I'll go with you. All right, let's see who is the winner. Clearly, me. I think we all did very well, and we had good answers. I think so. The lightning round seemed to have taken longer than the original round. Yeah, well, this will be a lot to unpack in therapy, but we appreciate you all watching. Thank you, GQ. We'll see you next time. Bye, GQ.