Best of the League's funniest moments Mic'd Up | Game Day All Access

You know what time the game starts? What happened? I don't know. I love that they're all just staring at it like it's going to fix itself. Well, guys, what do you think? Think it's going to blow back the other way or no? Chico twist change. Oh, excuse me, buddy. You OK? I don't usually take blows like this. I know it. You OK? Put your hat back on. Yeah. He got nailed. Don't hurt him. Sorry. Back up. We got to keep our feet, right? That's going to be on the what not to do tape. Broken play. Mark Sanchez scrambles up the middle. Lost the football. It's picked up. He ran right to the back of Brandon Moore. Are you kidding me? Well, I never thought it could get worse. It just did. Just when you thought you seen it all, it gets worse. They're kidding me. These guys are almost gutless. The ones that aren't that are brainless. I didn't know what you were doing. Me neither, honestly. Boy, the gears in that guy's mind didn't mesh for a long time, I'll tell you that. To me, you're trying to be too good there. Just be OK. Average is good enough in that situation. If you got somebody fresh, you can put in. If you got anybody fresh, even if they're bad. Catches his own pass on the tipped ball. That was Drew Brees' eighth reception of his career. All thrown by himself. I'm not the last receiver on the 100 list. I think I'm, like, maybe, like, fifth. Second down and 10. Takes the snap. Gives it. Jump runs. He's to the 10. 15. He's to the 20. 25. 30. 35. 40. 45. 50. There it goes. Bro, did you see my hand off on that play? Hey, I was a part of that. Yeah, I was. Listen, sonny, your grandpappy. Back in 2018, grandpappy handed off an outside zone to the right, and it went for 92 yards. Without me, that play doesn't go. Nice hit, big man. Hey, nice hit, buddy. Ooh, nice hit, man. Good job, big boy. A little help. Ah, big strong man, nice. Hey, you know we're coming after your ass. Well, everybody does. Oh, no. Okay, now that Brett Favre, he baits people and he gets in people's faces. Brett Favre is a baiting mother. Pull it. Get Barrett out of the game. Now. Get somebody else in. Get his ass out of the game. Now. Come here. Why did you give me my face mask? What did you do after that? I didn't do nothing. The referee threw the flag. It's not on me. Good. It's on them? Yeah. Out of bay. That's poised. Out of bay. Get back in there. Went to college with that official. You did? Yeah. I did. I went to college with him. Hey, you over-efficient jerk. He's going forward. He went forward. It's in Canada. This isn't college. You're not at a home college. I understand. This is the NFL, which stands for not for long when you make them calls. I'll be selling groceries. Mr. Official, let me ask you something. How can six of you miss a play like that? Huh? All six of you. The ball jumped out of there as soon as we made contact. I thought you were talking about you being on the field. No. What? Is anybody paying attention? Did their guy not pick up the ball and throw it right at our guy? I don't think so. I think he spiked the ball out of bounds. That's what he told me. He said he spiked the ball out of bounds. That's what he told me. That's what he told you? That's exactly what he told me. He spiked the ball out of bounds. I tell my wife I take the garbage out. Sometimes I don't. I got some advice for y'all. Take two weeks off, then quit. Living in a van down by the river. We're going to take over the world. Bro, where is my mama though? I'm looking for my mama, bro. I can't see her. I can't find my mama, bro. Hey, there's a rumor that the equipment room tightened all of our pants, cut us down to size. I heard it was to make our asses look better on TV or something. Not true. Do you have something to do with that? Not true. Not true at all. No? Where is my mama, bro? Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man. I found my mama. I found her. My dad always used to tell me when I was a young boy, when you got them down, you break their neck. That's what he used to tell me. I was like 12. I'm like, Dad, that's kind of a lot. It's true. It's why I am the way I am though. A bug just flew into my mouth. Jesus. That was disgusting. Oh, hell no. There go that horse. I don't with that horse. That horse. I got to wait until they got to the horse pad. I don't mess with horses, bro. Straight up. Might come over here and throw a tantrum. Stay inside the box. Hold up, Coach. That horse out there. That horse. Oh, she need to go ahead with that horse. I don't fool with no horses, boy. Go ahead and drive that dog away. You don't like the horse? Hell no. I seen her the first game. I ain't worried about the chick. I'm worried about the horse. I'm going to slide over here with the heaters blowing. No, it's cold. It might blow up. It's so cold, you don't want to keep taking your gloves off, so when you're on the sideline, you got the tablet. How do you kind of advance the screen? You do it with your nose. Hey. Isn't there a pen you can use? Ah. Like your nose. So I've been using my nose this whole game to swipe this thing. Frank's like, hey, how about you use the pen? I feel like a real jack wagon. The worst thing is when you have an itch and you can't wipe it because you've got eye black on. You've got to try to do all this. It's winking. Do this. And moving your nose. Yeah, the nose. It's tough. The struggle is real. Hey, towel. Johnny. Time out. Did y'all make this? Did y'all fix this yourselves? It's good stuff. The other guys, it's usually going to have the flavor to it. I've done a good job today. Did you take anything for the game? Yeah, Viagra. That'll make your cramps. Turkey's back in the hood. I'm with you. You want me to come? You will? I appreciate it, though, big dog. But I'm going to be in the hood giving out turkeys like Lino Brown, baby. Like Lino Brown. I'm trying to restore my community. I'm not going to beat them early on that. So, you know what I mean? It's going to be boo-boos. But we're not beating them. What are we talking about? I don't listen to them. You know, I have some great ideas. Sure you do. I say that to say this. If you would have did what you would have did, then we wouldn't have been where we was at to get what we got. That just don't make no sense, dog. Hey, you got any left-handed footballs? Stinky diaper. Let me see that towel, Mario. It don't matter. Hell, I don't care. I'm dirty. I got blood on me. I probably shit in my pants. It ain't no big deal. My head's getting bigger. These hats are getting smaller. Shut up. Celebrate. No, that's why I like this guy. That's why I like y'all boys, bro. Appreciate that guy. Hi, baby. Yes, sir. Love you, bro. Keep working. You like that? Yes, sir. Yes, sir, Kirk.