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You seem nervous, Danny. No, no, it's just weird. She gets me very tense. I'm sorry to put you through this. No, I understand why we're doing this. I'm just looking forward to getting past this part of my life and moving on to the good part. We will. Soon. Tonight. Good God, yes. Is that her? I think so. She's stunning. I love her shoes. Yeah, well, if you've got about five pairs of them, maybe she'll give you one. Henderson, do you see Dr. McAbee anywhere in this room? Oh, there he is. Keep the car running. It shan't be long. Hello, boring. Hey, want a limo, darling? I'm just, uh, playing the part. Okay. Palmer! Hi. Devlin McAbee. Soon-to-be single-a-bee. Oh, waiter! Excuse me. Anybody? Yes, yes. Something to drink, madam? Well, hello. I would like a tall glass of you, if that's possible. Meow. Just kidding. Unless you're really into it. Kidding again. Oh, no, I'm not. We don't know. Grey goose, martinis, just keep them coming. Okay. Ooh! Make that a dirty martini. Okay. Okay? Well, so, Palmer. I heard you and Danny had sex. Oh. Yes. I am so sorry. Please, honey. It is fine. I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding. Oh, you can't. He's got a serious small issue with E.D. What's E.D.? Oh, gosh. I forgot. You're 15. Um, erectile dysfunction, my darling. And it's, think about it as if you're trying to throw darts, and you just, all you really got, you're shooting with, like, overcooked spaghetti. Okay. I just think that my spaghetti wasn't loving the meatballs it was being served. They were a little too lumpy. Oh. Yeah. I've heard from a lot of men that I serve the finest meatballs in Southern California. Of course. A lot of homeless men. I've said this. Yes. They'll eat anything, you know. Oh. I'm just very shocked that you remember anybody you've ever been with, with all the pills that are in your system. She likes the pills, this one. At night, I'd come home, what's for dinner? Well, we have purple pills, and the green ones, and some lovely yellow bombers I just took out of the oven. Remember that? I had to do something to amuse myself while this one sat on the throne for hours dealing with his irritable bowel syndrome. I got another disease, okay. Can I tell you, I spent the eve of our wedding sitting on the bed listening to what sounded like an underwater symphony of French horns and bassoons coming out of our hotel bathroom. Mix that with the smell of, like, a dead cat and some fajitas, and you've got what you call yourself a severely diminished libido. Ow! Did you just kick me? No. Did you? You kicked her? Why'd you kick her? What? Yeah, I don't know. Yes, I have leg spasms. Ow! Just, it's a side effect. Terrible side effect from all the pill popping. But, you know, it's all better now. I'm clean, it's sober, and I'm... I apologize. It's okay. 13th step right there. Back to drinking. Oh, Henderson, you thoughtless oaf. Stop texting. Open that door. Why do you keep calling me Henderson? Just go with it. Palmer, so lovely to meet you. Likewise. And Julie. I mean, look at you two. I mean, it's like Barbie and... Yes. Grandpa Ken. Oh! I mean, and even though it did not work out between us... at all. It's like it never happened. It really isn't. I still want my Danny to be happy. Oh, look at that. Happy, happy, happy. Good night, kiddo. Oh, hello. It's her drug dealer, I'm thinking. Okay, please put her on the phone right now. Are you kidding me, honey? You know how I feel about you selling your brother's stuff on eBay. Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. Take that in the car. I will deal with you when I get home, young lady. Okay. I mean, you would think... You have kids? Hmm? You have children? We have sort of... a little bit of children, right? When were you planning on telling me about these children, Danny? I don't know, but listen. I have to go get to those little munchkins. Palmer, so nice. Seriously. Danny? No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Okay. Are you freaked out right now about all this, or...? Actually, just the opposite. The opposite of freaked out? What do you mean? Good? You know that I love kids. I just never pegged you as a kids guy. I'm a huge kids guy. I love kids. Kids, kids, kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my thing. That's my bumper sticker. What are their names? What are their names again? There is the girl, who, of course, is Kiki D. And then the boy's name's Bart, which, of course, is short for Barto. Well, I want to meet them. Of course you do.