Living in a van in France ( Halloween edition ;)

Wow. Oh my gosh, I have come to this river so much recently. I love it. I'm in love with it. It's perfect. I'm just gonna get changed into something else and enjoy the river. I'm such an aesthetic little bitch. Oh, it's wonderful. Okay, I kind of feel like I'm gonna fall down there though, but look at this. I feel so refreshed. It's incredible. Oh, it's freaking cold. Okay, I'm thinking of going to another lia. Oh my god, Gigi, do not shake on my bed. Stop it. Oh my god, there's mud everywhere. No, not my pajamas. Not on my pajamas. Asshole. I'm gonna get changed because your gal is cold. Okay, ready transition. Today, because it's almost Halloween, I've gone all terminal. Also might be getting a pumpkin. I'm very excited and I can't be as festive as I like to be in a van, but I'm probably still gonna buy a full-size pumpkin because... Anyway, this is today's outfit. Okay, let's go. I'm a little bit worried that I'm not gonna be able to actually get out of this spot because I'm kind of in the mud. I got... I actually shat myself there for a second because it was a little, a little, you know that feeling where you feel like your car's gonna get stuck in the mud and fall into a stream. That feeling. Oh my... I'm sorry, but whoever designed these speed bumps needs to just understand that vehicles don't need to have speed bumps the size of a fucking mountain. Okay, let's go and find a pumpkin. I'm just so excited. Last year, I didn't do anything for Halloween and that's actually greatly upsetting to me because I'm good at seasons. Am I proud that I remembered to bring this? Yes. And am I proud that it holds the pumpkin? Yes. Okay, let's go find some kind of forest somewhere autumnal and a little bit scary. Okay, it is bloody boiling. It suddenly decided to turn to the hottest day of the year. I'm sweating, baby, but I need to decide where to go. There's a few options. That's it. Okay. Okay, let's do this. Okay, I just found a little water fountain, so I'm just gonna grab some water. Love those taps. They fill up so quickly and they're free and just right by the road. When the map looks like that, it's never a good thing. It generally means your van's gonna break. It does look nice here though. Oh, no. The mud. Okay, I'm gonna go back out again because look at this. That does honestly not look like somewhere I want to park. I've made an executive decision. There's pretty much mud everywhere, but the space back there doesn't and the car's in it, so we're gonna have to wait for the car, but I'm gonna move first. It's really nice here though. Ah, why did other people in the past? Okay, I always cook in my van, so today, outdoors it is. I've got this little stove for my parents. Check. Deck. Board. Check. Steak. Cold one. Vegetables. Wonderful. Grill. Just in case. Oh, that was a long way down. Tonight, we have mushrooms, garlic, some form of cress, and rump steak. What can I say? And today, I'm gonna be using the most exceptional knife the world has ever seen. How badass is this? Start with some mushrooms. Oh my god. Wow. That went through like butter. Fun fact. The reason why Japanese knives like these are so sharp is because they're made using the same techniques that ancient Japanese blacksmiths used to make katanas for the samurai warriors. You can cut so finely with this blade as well, and it doesn't blunt. It blunts so slowly that you don't realize it. Look at that. Way for thin, baby. Oh, and it's little like rounded edge just makes chopping so easy. But yeah, it's got a really comfortable grip. The handle is made out of high quality oak, which is really smooth as well. We've got stainless steel blade, and it's just ridiculously sharp, which kind of scares me, but I also love. What's great about a sharp blade is that the knife doesn't slip, so you can't really cut yourself. It's a lot safer than having a blunt knife. This absolutely destroyed the steak. This thing's amazing. Great for outdoor use as well. You know, just have this in your backpack. Multi-tool. Thanks to Husk for sponsoring this video. If you want to check out their knives and get 70% off for a limited time only, there's a Brilliant. It's all I can say. Oh, I have a beer. God, I have a can opener. Okay, I'm just gonna have to pretend this isn't happening right now. No, not the way to go. Cheers. There's no one here. It's completely silent. Life's good. It is go time. I kind of made a mistake because I don't have a metal spoon in the van. I haven't carved a pumpkin in ages because last year I was like, well, I don't know. I just wasn't feeling festive. Okay, I don't know what design we're gonna do yet, but start off with just cutting it, I guess. I'm gonna kill myself. The smell of pumpkins. I feel sick. It makes me feel so sick. Okay, well, good news. If you don't have a spoon to de-gut a pumpkin with, a fork works fine. All right, I'm thinking I'm gonna make this into a house for this baby pumpkin. Okay, I kind of want to make it a bit more ornate, and I need a second baby pumpkin, but this is the vibe. Okay, it's like a little carriage. It's like Cinderella's carriage. It's made out of a pumpkin. What do you think? It needs light. Hold up. Obnoxiously big candle to put in it. No! Oh, it's really cute. Okay, but just imagine a second pumpkin here. Oh, it's so cute. I love it. I feel like it needs something else, though. Oh, okay, the candle's ridiculous. All right, how do I fuck this up? Okay, three, two, one. Not a bad effort, I say, considering I didn't spend that long on it. Not a bad effort. I'm just taking Gigi out. I bought this new toy for Gigi. Try and, like, stimulate her memory, mind, that kind of thing. Just to, like, dig the tree out. Watch her go. Okay, that didn't last long. Why are you so clever? Are you kidding me? That kind of sucks, because that's supposed to be, like, a boredom breaker. It lasted all of about 10 seconds. Like, this is probably one of the worst places I've ever stayed for service. Like, there is zero. It's kind of really bad, because I can't really do anything, and it's pitch black, and it's muddy. Um, so I'm thinking about moving. Midnight adventure! It's literally, like, 7.30. Oh, 7.46! I need to shut up. Okay, let's drive. Bloody hell, everyone. Oh, look, how steep is this? Quite this one. I just, I really don't feel like I'm in the right place, but there's supposed to be a view, and there's not a view, and if I continue down the track, it's, like, pure mud. So, let's go somewhere else. Can't do it. Can't get up. Damn it. That was not bloody good. I think I found the place I was looking for, but I, my van won't do it. Like, look what's just happened. I'm, like, very stuck. Damn it, Gloriac! Why can you make it up that tiny little hill? There's only a small hill as well. Very straight road. What the? Oh, pretty lights, though. Oh, I miss the lights of the south. Oh, I can deal with this. Okay, I prefer this parking space. It's really cute. Check this out. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I broke my mirror. Not that one, the small one. But that one lasted forever. I'm pretty pleased with myself. But yeah, I kicked it out the door pretty much by accident. I swapped which side of the bed I slept on so I can enjoy my plant night. I'm actually pretty pleased with this parking space in the end, considering where it was going last night. I don't hate it. Anyway, thanks for watching. I'll see you next week.