All of Harry's terrible pick up lines from SIDEMEN TINDER

My name is Jacqueline Ramnawain. I'm 28 years old and I am from Hemel Hempstead. Hi, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I cried by myself the other night. I'm sorry Harry, I can't have that. I left. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. I once tried to wax my own asshole and it got stuck together. Hi, I'm Harry and I may have a minor drug problem. I feel like I could help him. I'm Harry. I'm 22. I'm from Guernsey and I'm not very good at social situations. I might actually say yes to you. You're kind of cute. I like what you're wearing. Your bow tie. I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I've lost 400 pounds on online poker in the last week. I'm sorry. It's true. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I get my asshole fingered sometimes. I'm Harry. I'm 22. When I was younger I had an undiscovered wheat allergy which gave me crippling constipation. These are good lines. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. I can't legally vote but if I could I would have voted for Brexit. Wait, wait, wait. My name's Harry. I'm 22 and I have a crush on James Charles. Shoes. Hmm. No. No? No. That's your fault. You bought these for me. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. I used to drive a Lamborghini but I can't afford the insurance anymore. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I don't use toilet paper. I just go in the shower and use my hand. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. I got bullied at school but I deserved it. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I like watching plane crash documentaries. I like weird stuff as well but not that weird. Simran, I'm 25 and I'm from Windsor. Hi, I'm Harry and my 17-year-old brother can lift more than me at the gym. That's really boring. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. I got my vaccines four years late because when I was young my parents thought I had autism. Sorry. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I've shat myself multiple times. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and sometimes when I'm sad I drink alone. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 35 and I have two kids. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22 and I should warn you I've just recovered from crippling tonsillitis and it's still contagious. Get away from me. Absolutely not. Abigail McPeak. I am 24 and I'm from Yorkshire. I'm Harry. I'm 22. I wrote you a poem. Your hair is quite nice and you seem like good fun so if I give you this rose, will you finger my bum? I mean, the rose is so sentimental. Where did you pick this from? I got it from MS. Do I only get one? You can have the whole thing if you finger my bum. I'd have to see it first. It's after, you know, the bum. I've got to know what I'm letting myself in for. Thank you. Remind me of your name again? Harry? Where are you from Harry? I'm from Guernsey. How big is your bum? It's pretty big. Do you want to just see my bum? Yeah. It's a decent sized bum. Yeah, it's got potential. To be honest though, I'm not a massive fan of fingering. So, I'm afraid it's a no. Thanks for the rose. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 22. If I land this bottle flip, will you swipe right? I mean, it's the sliders and the socks but yes, I will. No! I'm Harry, I'm 22 and I wrote you a little poem. Oh, thank you. How romantic. You look very nice. I'm very impressed. Can I shit on your chest? So poetic. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I confirm I'm punching the chest from him or stomach, will you swipe right? No. He punched him anyway. Do I still not get it? I'm Harry, I'm 22. I'd love to live a happy and long life with you but unfortunately, cancer runs in my family. It runs in mine too. That's fine. Wait, nice! Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. What do your underpants and ketamine have in common? I don't know. I'd love to sniff them both. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I land this bottle flip, will you swipe right on me? Yes. Give me one more, give me one more. Go on Harry. Hello, I'm Harry. If I tell you a joke and you laugh, will you swipe right? Tell me the joke and we'll see. How does a penguin build a house? He glues it together. That's the worst joke I've ever heard. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I can successfully do 10 keepy-ups, will you swipe right? Go on. Come on! Hello, I wrote you a little poem. Hello fine lady, could I make you my wife? I don't feel like I have any purpose in life. Go on. I'm Alisha, I'm 26 and I'm from London. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22 and I wrote you a little poem. Sunflowers aren't red and violets aren't either. I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer. Gonna have to say no on that one. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I can successfully juggle for 10 seconds, will you swipe right? Let's see. Well, you didn't even get that right. Well, I did a few. That's gotta be a noise, isn't it? Guys, I think so. I think that was a fail. I'm not very good at poems, so I've got my mates to write me one. Okay. You've got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure. KSI on a GDBT is a... Who wrote this? Just out of sympathy. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I can land this bottle flip, will you swipe right for me? If you can do it, I'll sign. Okay, I just imagine you're at home. Come on. Yeah, definitely, yeah. If I tell you a joke and you laugh, will you swipe right for me? Yes. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? I don't know. Damn. Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22. Do you like dogs? Yeah. Alright, this is my family dog. We just got him put down. Right, I'll swipe right for you because your dog got put down, so I feel a bit bad. Hello, I'm Harry. If I tell you a joke and you laugh, will you swipe right? Yes. What do you call a careful wolf? I don't know. A werewolf. Okay, go on. Hello, if I can tell you a joke that makes you laugh... Will you swipe right? No. I'm sorry, but no. If I tell you a joke and you laugh, would you swipe right? Yeah, go on then. I asked a French man if he played video games. He said oui. Do you have another one? No, that's all I've got. Really? Oh, bless you. I'm Harry, I'm 22. If I tell you a joke and you laugh, will you swipe right? Allow it. Is the joke your dress sense? Can I say that? Do I even bother with a joke anymore? No, go on. I'll give you a... Go on, second try. What type of bagels can fly? I don't know. What type of bagels can fly? Plain bagels. Hi, Molly. I'm Harry, I'm 22. I love Molly. Is that the only Molly you can love in your life? No, we can put a few more in if you want. Brave fashion choices, so I'll give you that. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm the youngest in the group here, but when I was very young, my dad was driving a car and he ran over a rabbit and it didn't fully kill it. It was on the road like that. So he got someone out the back of the car and put out his misery. And so I've seen some shit when I was a kid, so I'm quite mature for my age. Apart from the fact you're still wearing socks and sandals. Yeah. Bye. It's not a look. I switch up the ting as I hit bellows. Switch up the ting as I drink mellows. Switch up the ting in my black and yellow, so fresh, clean. Saw the ting and she popped like hello. Drink from the bottle while making a puddle. Call up the server to clean up the bubbles.