Jennifer Lawrence & Jimmy Kimmel are Hypochondriacs

I'll be honest with you. Why? They don't do this for me. This is specifically for you. That makes me feel better. When you walked out, I didn't realize because you have that color thing. I thought maybe you just had jewels glued to your body. I almost had an aneurysm. Completely naked. I thought I'd try something different. The last time you were here, you were very sick, right? Yeah. You had to get an x-ray. I had walking pneumonia. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, I got an x-ray. My breasts are uneven. Did the doctor tell you that or did you figure that out for yourself? Yeah, the doctors knocked on my door and they were like, Jennifer, we have something really serious to tell you. No, I figured it out. You figured that out. Yeah. But it took a trip to the doctor's office to figure that out. Yeah, which I think is kind of flattering. Do you go to the doctor a lot? Are you a hypochondriac? Oh, yes. You are? Okay. Huge hypochondriac. Are you really? I love, like, I love medicine. I love Googling. I love being an alarmist. Me too, yeah. Yeah, I love panicking people. I'm not a hypochondriac in that I feel like I accurately diagnose myself. And that's not a hypochondriac, if you're right. If you're right. No, I think you're correct. I, one time, had stomach issues that were real. It was really painful. And everyone's like, nothing's wrong with your stomach. And what had happened was I stressed myself out so much that my intestines started bleeding. But it was all, I know I can do that with my mind. Isn't it amazing what you can do? But I'm super, super blessed and lucky. I had appendicitis once. Oh, that's my dream. You lucky bastard. Give it time. And I looked it up. I was feeling a pain, I think, on my right side. Yeah. It was very specific. And I went in, I called my doctor. I said, I think I have to have my appendix removed. And he laughed. And I went in. And he checked me out. And he goes, well, I have to tell you, congratulations. You're the first patient I've ever had that's correctly diagnosed himself. I feel like me and my doctor are more like colleagues. Yeah. But good for you. I know. I was happy about it. I have an unrealistic fear. I have to go to China in a few days. And I have this like, I'm like, I'm going to get an appendicitis attack when I'm in China. In China, specifically? Yeah. And I've convinced myself of it. Last night, I started to fall asleep. My eyes shut open. I was like, oh, no. Like, I just keep thinking about it. It makes you wonder, why is the appendix even in there? Why don't we just pull that out with the tonsils or whatever? Yeah. The adenoids, appendix, tonsils, done with it. Get them out. Absolutely. Yeah. Have you ever, you don't Google image bacteria, do you? Bacteria? Yeah. No, rashes, I've done. There's this adorable bacteria. What is it? It's called Giardia. Is it all over our seats? Oh, you have it on your phone. Okay. I've been planning this for days. We'll get one of those lights. Oh, no. Here. He's so cute. It looks like the Kool-Aid guy. Oh, do you mind if I show this to you? Oh, it is. It is kind. It does look like a Pixar type. Isn't he cute? He's adorable. Yeah. Do they all look like that? Or is it just that one? No, no, no. Staph apicopolis is a mean looking bacteria. Oh, you're not kidding. You're not messing around with this stuff, huh? No. Wow. Why did you look that one up? Giardia, because I thought I had it. Do you put this on other people, too? Yeah. I, for instance, will diagnose my wife and always correctly. But you're always correct? Always right. That happened to me. She hates it. I was bothering somebody about a mole and I was like, that mole is bad news. Really? Yeah, and the person was like, you think everything's bad news because you're a psycho? And I was like, yes, but that's a bad mole. And they didn't even tell me when they went to the doctor because I was so crazy. And the doctor said I saved their life. Their life? Yeah. Did the doctor really say that? Yeah, which made everything a lot worse. One of my friends called up and was upstairs and she was like, hey, Jim, will you come look at this red bump on my butt? And I was like, well, I'd love to. Isn't it weird to get that feeling of satisfaction when somebody's like, yes, my mole is cancerous. Yeah, I was like, I was right. Wow, that's great. Yeah, that's, I know, I like that stuff too. I feel like we don't know enough about our bodies. Like, my wife is pregnant right now and I see things forming and I feel like we should know about them. I even ask my doctor questions, like, I want to know. How it happened. And who it happened with. But, like, if you eat a pizza, how long does it take for that pizza to turn into fat in your body? Is it, like, a month? Or does it happen, like, as you're eating it, is it going boop, boop, boop, boop, boop? And, like, could I eat 10 pizzas and just gain, like, 14 pounds in one sitting? The answer to the first part of the question is yes, I could eat 10 pizzas. Wow, you've given me a lot to think about. You started with your wife is pregnant and you ended on I can eat 14 pizzas. I'm going to bring it back to myself. And my accomplishments. Are you worried your wife is getting fat? No, my wife is not. No, she doesn't. No, I meant because... I forbid it strictly. I didn't mean... It was in our... I'm the only fatty allowed in this house. No, of course that was a joke. Please don't write letters. Thank you. Thanks for watching. If you liked that, subscribe to our YouTube channel for all the latest videos. And if you didn't, subscribe anyway. It's free. Who cares?