Tales From The Crypt S.2 Ep.2 Review | THE SWITCH

I did press record honey because I'm an expert I just filmed two videos and now we're jumping into this yes this is a good one it is so many stars yeah well the director is a big star everyone knows him I know Schwarzenegger he appears right at the beginning with the Crypt Keeper who's looking cool who's working out with his uh Sweat Band lifting weights and then Arnold comes up with like a totally vintage Tales from the [ __ ] t-shirt which I want but anyways Arnold looks his best the best I've ever seen him is in this Cameo uh he's here to announce you know about weightlifting and Fitness in the intro but then we find out he directed the episode yeah it was perfect because it's about you know masculinity in the male form it's a very manly episode but I love this episode so we also got another celebrity in it yeah she's actually sadly passed away but John on Travolta's late wife I'm right right yeah Kelly Kelly Preston yeah it must have been like one of her first appearances or like of course she was just because I just say that because she was so so so young so young but so curvaceous and vivacious she looked like a modern day Instagram thought but from 1990s yeah and back then they were more natural looking so she was obviously very very pretty I can see why John Travolta fell for her oh wait I'm just looking up our the lead actor is William hickey I loved him too in this episode he died sooner he lives a long life but he died seven years after this came out which is pretty good because he's he was the old dying guy he had a great old guy voice I thought it was a little too much I liked it I liked his voice it was very like he does a lot of voice decrepit well there you go he was in The Nightmare Before Christmas he did someone's voice well maybe that's why I liked his voice so much yeah I'd love what character Michael mccrudden saying someone's voice is a little bit too much thank you that's very good very very very fair he did Doctor Finkelstein oh he was the doctor in Nightmare Before Christmas oh wow that's so that's it that's the voice very cool so he's amazing he sets the stage he's in love he's like he's 90 90 plus he's gonna die but he's full of money and the only thing he doesn't have in his life is love and he's he's falling in love with Kelly Preston yeah Kelly Preston's character um I don't remember how he knows her uh but he had like a picture of her framed and she's obviously so young like she looks like she's like 19. anyways he is in love with her but he is like a rich man living in one of those classic Mansions um has a butler just lonely so he wants um he wants her to fall in love with him but he doesn't want to tell her about the money which I mean come on let's be real that's a bit silly I mean he's like 90. yeah that's all he had going for him what is he think's gonna happen he was very confident I guess in his in her falling in love with it's really like the oldest story ever when you think back to it's like money or vanity and what wins in the end but let's get into the into the the operation the crazy doctor that I just read here there was um Lou Ferrigno no no sorry Arnold Schwarzenegger his best friend was Franco Colombo a really short bodybuilder they were Arnold was so uh aggressive and competitive you can only be friends with a guy who was like five foot because they never actually compete but Franco Columbu played uh Igor which you see for like a second oh really that's funny so he gave it he threw him a rule there so they pull up at this crazy oh no first he goes to a doctor so basically he tries to go for this he TR he shoots his shot with Kelly Preston regardless he doesn't say he he has money but she's like oh you're too old and wrinkly like she's very blunt and kind of a you know she's a [ __ ] oh she's totally an Instagram thought from today but just calls it like she sees it not interested so he goes to a plastic surgeon and the guys like the plastic surgeon's like dude I don't know what you want me to do for you you're ancient I can't facelift's not gonna work and then the guy's like no this old man's like I want a whole new face and the surgeon's like we don't do that here yep it's so funny yeah I forgot about the face yeah okay okay keep going so he gives he basically points and I I do know a guy that can help you but you know it's like really expensive he had to pay for the referral to get to the expensive guy hey bribe him and then he gets to go to stop he's already blowing US money and then we have Dr Frankenstein's mansion with Igor I'm sorry I always got ahead of myself no it's fine he so then they pull up at this it looks like the Haunted Mansion so spooky and they must have used that for a few episodes yes anyway you know it's got the gates and the whole thing then you meet the crazy doctor he's got like googly glasses and speaks in an accent you know who he reminds me of oh the Muppet that's the the scientist the bald Muppet scientist that has Beaker on the side you know the long head guy that's his assistant but like the Muppet is so this guy yeah he did a good job too uh oh yeah I just wanted to Arnold Schwarzenegger as a director great work I was paying attention to like the shots and like the different angles and like limos and like things reflecting through glass Arnold did a fantastic job throughout um but there was something that was proposed in this when he meets the doctors a man comes out by the name of Hans and he goes I can give you hans's head and Hans looks like you know not Arnold Schwarzenegger but a nice chiseled masculine alpha male yeah who I had to Google while we were watching where have I seen this guy before he was in Top Gun he's Iceman's co-pilot whichever one guy's seen that movie but then to see him in something else funny yeah he looked familiar right yeah um anyway so then yeah so the how much was it for the the old man to buy his head I think it was like one million dollars one million bucks and then I think something like that yeah it was yeah and then back then even one million was like way more expensive than it is nowadays like yeah so anyways so he does that he signs up for the procedure no one can believe it it's you know Dr Frankenstein's mansion and all the goo and all the gadgets and then the results are terrible I was gonna say it was terrifying like like the first um what is it the first iteration some creepy wax prosthetic look but we saw that Tales from the Crypt is already good with prosthetics from the last episode what they did to that actor in The Demi Moore one so they're they're Prosthetics was pretty interesting it was funny trying to look like Hans like there was something to it it reminded me of the Mask uh yeah but whatever it was pretty pretty well done it was just so not gonna work anyways um she was clearly not into him she was like oh like but your body like she doesn't know to point out the fact that he looks creepy as heck but but she does point out the fact that no your body's all wrinkly so now it's back to the mad scientist I will give them some credit for like now if they remade this they would CGI the guy's head I like the fact that they actually tried to like do they tried I I like that there's something about 90s and that era of film and TV that I appreciate something real like that like I'm more into the puppets and the Prosthetics than the um fake sets and the CJ personally yeah like George Lucas ruined it with that's those Star Wars prequel as soon as Jar Jar Binks was no longer a man in a suit but was a totally digital like this we love this we hate all the CJ except I like Jar Jar Binks arrest me that's another story they brought the actor back for the Mandalorian this week oh my gosh anyway um so yeah so now he's gonna go back to the mad scientist and he's gonna get a torso but that costs even more money yeah how much I think it was like 2 million or something it was but he gets Han's torso and now they they it's actually Hans like the actor it's not the creepy face man anymore it's actually Hans but they still use the old man's voice which is pretty funny very um campy very you could tell he's just uh the words but it's cute it's cool yeah but still this woman is not satisfied this man is forking over his entire fortune and she still finds something to complain about she's like oh you're so dreamy but your legs honestly his legs didn't even look that bad they did it for an old guy there you pointed that out yeah I'd live with them yeah she was just like looking for things pumping iron and then they were he had her in a bikini and they were gonna go into the water like he was so close she wouldn't even go swimming with the poor guy but anyway and she was in a Baywatch bikini that was uh so he's got to go back now how much does it cost for the legs honey I actually don't remember well they said it's it's so 3 million so we had to pay and then the old guy goes that's all the money I have in the world and he's like well you know and he's like Hans how's Hans doing oh Hans is actually loving his life with all your money and then the old guy's like well I want love so fine sign me up let's finish the procedure Yeah so basically they do this and in the end she still doesn't want him because she says she found love already so within that that amount of time however long it took to get his I don't know junk replaced and his legs and she's gone and Found Love and the big twist it's with Hans in his old man body his original old man body so she buries the old guy with the young guy inside who just went straight up to her and says I'm rich I'll take care of you I won't even live for that long let's marry me but do little does she know his Insider Han so he'll live forever looking like that I think unless you get the lifespan well no that that's the brain yeah yeah anyways I don't get that part but she wanted the money all along so if he just would have kept his money and stayed old and told her that he was rich she would have been with him yeah and he could have had the inside What a Sad ending it would would have been like a perfect Anna Nicole Smith marries the old guy fairy tale ending she even um hires his butt or they might even get the butler yep okay rating time oh amazing episode I would have liked to have seen a little more Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe a few lines like oh I don't want that body because he's like too grotesque or too big yeah I wish he had made a cameo yeah but hey he wanted to show that he could direct still because it was like a Guy episode this one was real like I'm going nine out of ten good yeah yeah what do you think um I think I rated the last one really high I feel like did I rate it like 9.5 no maybe nine yeah I'm gonna rate this one the 9.5 because like I like it or a nine nine nine nine point five just because I really liked it it's a really good like I can remember a few but this one's top it is really good and the thing that I like this about this one too is that I think it's a pretty unique concept it's not one that's like overdone like the lover money thing sure but like the whole switching bodies with a mad scientist is pretty uh rare so yeah good episode go watch it episode so many little bits in there um I'm just looking at the IMDb but very good cast uh just the best and that we got to see the Crypt Keeper with uh some workout gear bump and iron so we'll see we'll see how the next one fares and we've got more stars like this was jam-packed the next one's titled cutting cards I don't recall it at all but I'm seeing some thumbnails here and man this is one of the best seasons this is when Hollywood was like we got a hit on our hands this is the show everyone wants to be on and they are just like boom boom boom some of the best for season two so we'll be back we'll film another video next week and uh thanks guys I know like only a hundred people or so watch these but we're having a lot of fun doing this as a as a couple so thanks for watching all right bye guys bye