6 AWESOME Acts That You Will Love | AGT 2021

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What are you going to do for us? I'm a comedian.
Have you been working during the pandemic? Well, during the pandemic, I started doing
stand-up comedy in my backyard. Wow. We've had people in the neighborhood that were my audience.
I charged a little fee. Love that. You know what I'm saying? Social distancing,
maybe a couple of dollars to keep the lights on. I got kids, man. I got to take care of my
children. Good for you. Okay, so we can't wait to hear what you have. Any parents out here?
Love being a parent. Certain things about being a parent I don't like. Like, I'm not the homework
dad. You ever get your child's homework and just stare at it and make faces because you don't know
it? This the new math. No, no, no. They didn't have this when I was in school. You got to add
this subtraction. One time I did my son homework for him. He came home all the homework wrong.
I thought he had a fight. I said, man, why are you crying? The teacher gave me two zeros. I said,
how the hell you get two? She said, one for me and one for you. I have daughters.
Raising daughters is easier than sons. My daughter go to school looking one way,
come home looking better. But you ever pick your son up from school? You can't even identify your
son. How the hell you get a hole right here? Little boys don't never know nothing. I don't
know. I just know it was chilly in my chest. It was cold in my chest. I don't know what happened.
Little girl, she bring the report card home to me. She posted up. Little girls,
they're very smart. She put the report card on the refrigerator because she know daddy going
to the refrigerator. I opened the refrigerator up. There was a note on the refrigerator.
Hey, daddy, I got all A's and a B plus. This the best I could have done. I love you,
daddy. I emailed you some copies. I faxed grandma some copies and grandpa some copies.
You're losing weight, daddy. I'm like, little boys don't never bring the report card home.
I'm like, it's June. That's what I said. I'm like, it's June. Where my report card at?
Thank you, guys. Thank you so much.
That was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it. I want to know what the comedian here thinks.
From the moment you walk out here, you're really likable. And I think you got really good timing
and really good stage presence. If I have any criticism, it's I didn't love the material as
much as I love you. Thank you. I appreciate you. Thanks, Holly. See, I like the material.
Heidi loves the material. Well, it's also because I guess I have two boys, two girls,
so I know exactly what you're talking about. You are lovable. And I actually like what you did.
If it started off well, then you didn't have that kind of dynamic end. However,
I actually was laughing. And I think, you know, this is what the show is all about,
giving someone a break. I think the audience at home are going to really like you.
I think you're adorable. I think you can do this. And I'm going to be rooting for you. So
I'm going to give you a yes. Heidi, I'll give you a yes. A million percent yes.
Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. He's very likable, but he was very nervous.
When you're nervous and you're on television or when you were on a runway. I'm still nervous. You
know, I still get nervous. And you're able to plow through it. I feel like it's part of it.
Is it your time now? Are you ready? Yes. All right. Go make it happen, little Hunter.
Make it happen. My name is Hunter Kelly. Oh, my God. Is your dad Gerald? Yes.
Do you want to be a comedian because your daddy's a comedian?
Yes. Are you better than your dad? Yes, I'm way better than my dad.
What can he do different to be better? I think he needs more personality.
You know that he got four yeses. I mean, he got four yeses because I helped him.
Oh, I got it. God, how old are you? I'm seven years old. And you know already that you're
adorable. Yes. Oh, my God. OK, we're ready for you. We can't wait. OK. Give it up for my dad.
Gerald Kelly's that dude. Well, he's a loser.
Fine. I'm seven years old and we have the same job.
The other day he was like, hey, Hunter, are you going to work tonight?
If you go, we have the same job.
Hey, Simon, can you be my stepdad? Yes. Don't tell my dad.
Don't ever get in the car with a stranger. But tonight we took over here.
My name is Hunter Kelly. I just don't want you. I just don't want you guys to forget my name.
So I guess you're wondering who is my favorite comedian?
Who? Kevin Hart. Common. We're both funny and we're both the same height.
Well, a little taller than Kev. My name is Hunter Kelly. America, I love y'all.
Good evening. Hello, everyone. How are you guys? We are good. We are good. My name is Alex.
He's my brother, Christian. He's my brother, Ricky.
We are the real Chris and we are from Colombia.
I am so proud and happy that you guys are here tonight.
How do you say for me, it's like looking in the mirror.
Yeah, you have a lot, a lot, a lot more good looking than you. I'm sorry to tell.
All right. All right. Good luck.
Eat a burger. Why do you make every song sad? The sound is so trash. Her voice is very bad,
bad, very, very bad, very, very, very, very bad. Birds, if I did this to them, you can't sing.
I just unsubscribed. You make the worst covers ever, song destroying machine.
I'd like to hear her singing in front of me. I know it'd be totally lame, though you suck at
singing. Don't try so hard. Leave her. Just stop. Quit YouTube. She is so overrated the way she
sings the song is exaggerated. I don't understand the hype. I'm sorry. I just unsubscribed.
She is so overrated. I used to love this song, but now I hate it.
This song makes me want to die. I'm sorry. I just unsubscribed. Why? Oh, why? Oh, why?
With a side of nachos. Welcome. Thank you. How are you? I'm delightful. Thank you.
Nice to meet you. What's your name, please? Josh Blue. Welcome, Josh Blue. What a cool name.
Thank you. My parents gave me a stage name, so I had to go with it.
Josh Blue. Where are you from, Josh? I live in Denver, Colorado.
Okay. Tell us a bit about you, Josh. So, I have cerebral palsy. I like to get that out of the way
early. Otherwise, definitely want to let you off the hook, you know? You're like, this guy is drunk.
I do stand-up comedy. I know I look like I'm about to fall over, but I get it done.
Tell us why you decided to enter the show this year. After the year we've had,
I think the world is just ready for some laughter. Here, here. Here, here. I just,
I'm a laugh junkie, man. I like that. Okay, Josh, the stage is yours. All right, buckle up.
It's really good to be here. You know, I'm not from California,
but I look like I am. Just another wobbly guy in a sidewalk.
I made eight bucks walking over here. Thank you. Hey, can you guys see this bracelet? Yeah. Good.
Everybody always thinks that this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets. Like,
hey, does that thing work? I'm like, oh yeah, man. I was in a wheelchair last week.
I'm gonna put it on this arm next week. I better take it off soon though. You know,
I don't want to get too better. Might mess up my show and then I have to figure out how to be a
magic singing ventriloquist or whatever. Let's just say we're not getting a puppet on that thing.
I was back in Denver last week, walking down the street. This lady come up to me.
I think it's so inspirational that you're out. I was like, I'm on my way to the liquor store.
I got eight bucks burning a hole in my pocket. I was at a restaurant with a bunch of friends
and the server went around the table and took everybody's order. And then when they got to me,
they're like, and what will he have? My buddy was like, I'm guessing a talk with your manager.
Free dinner. This is the best make a wish ever. Thank you.
You trust me. Yeah. Heidi. I like you a lot. I like you too. I liked you from the moment you
came in here. I love your smile. I love your broccoli shirt. I love your jokes. You had me
laughing. So you take all the boxes too. Thank you so much. Thank you.
You know something? You are like a superhero. You really are because we need the smile and
you brought the best medicine. Well, that's the nicest thing anybody's said in a long time. Thank
you so much. Amazing. It's my favorite comedy when people can really make fun of themselves
and you have made something so good out of, you know, something that has happened to you and you
are inspirational. Thank you. You know what? Sometimes we have funny people with bad material.
Actually, you're funny with great material. So brilliant. If you were to do well on the show,
what's the absolute dream here? To win. Okay. Yes. You got yourself four yeses.
It feels so good when comedy do well. You broke the house down, man. Listen, first of all,
how do you feel about Howie saying you are a superhero? The Howie Mandel. That's crazy, man.
He's a fan of you. I got goosebumps when he said it. He's so funny. Yeah, he was funny. As a psychic,
my first audition on America's Got Talent couldn't have gone any better. So you've hidden
Sophia's ring. Now it's my job to try and find it. I was instantly inside their minds and getting
to show them what I do. You guided me to your lost ring. You didn't even know where it was.
To see her reaction, how blown away she was, was so gratifying. There's a detail about your
engagement that no one knows. Joe got down on one knee and as he did, there was a rainbow.
There's no way that you knew about a rainbow. No one knows that.
Making it through to the live shows, there's no room for mistakes. I've got to bring my absolute
best. I've thought about having a show in Vegas since I was a child. So tonight,
I'm pushing my skills further than I ever have before.
It's a massive gamble, but winning America's Got Talent. Well, that's the jackpot.
Good evening, America. Thank you so much for joining me, judges. When I was in college,
the go-to prank would be that you'd sneak into a friend's kitchen and you'd take their canned food
and then you'd remove all the labels so they had no idea what they were opening for dinner,
whether it was oranges or maybe garbanzo bees or chickpeas, Simon, or maybe even pet food.
Simon, on your desk there is a blindfold. Will you just check for me that you can't
see through it? It's completely opaque. There's no way to see. Yeah, I can't see anything.
Wonderful. I'll take that from you and I'm going to leave this can with you. Judges, behind you,
AGT were kind enough to buy me 2,000 cans of every type of food. So in a second,
I'm going to have you spread out, each grab a can and then stand behind one of these bowls.
So you'll have five seconds to do that so that you don't feel like I'm watching you.
I'm going to pop this blindfold on and stand over here. So you'll have five seconds to go and do
that. So go. Five, four, come on everyone, three, two, one. Okay. Hopefully you're all
stood behind the bowls now. If you want to open up your cans so that you can see nice and clearly
inside, it's going to be my job to psychically link with you and describe what's in those cans.
So we'll start with you, Howie. Before I read your mind, it's only polite if we get to know
you a little better. So what's your favourite thing to eat in the world ever?
Rugelach.
Rugelach? Delicious. And obviously rugelach isn't in that can, but there is chopped tomatoes. Pour
out the chopped tomatoes. Show everyone what you've got. I'm taking from that warm reaction
that was correct. Good. Okay, we'll move on to you, Heidi. Again, get to know you a little better.
Heidi, is there a meal that you love eating in Germany that you just can't get in the US?
Yes. What is it?
I love sauerkraut soup.
Sauerkraut soup? Okay, I've never had sauerkraut in a soup. But obviously in England, when we do
have sauerkraut, we like to top it with a corn, which is why that you've got that in your can.
Pour it out, show everyone the corn.
Wow. Yes.
Wonderful. And now finally, Sofia,
what's a meal that your mum cooks better than anyone else in the world?
Arroz con coco. Coconut rice.
Coconut rice. Perfect. Thank you for translating for me. I'm an idiot. And I imagine a small twist
on your mum's coconut rice would be to put black beans with it. Pour out the black beans from your
can.
I have black beans.
You have black beans. Perfect. Excellent. Thank you so much. You can return to your seat. But
Sofia, stay with me. In fact, come and join me at the table here. We've got something extra.
But I don't want to try the beans.
No, you don't have to try the beans. Don't worry. We've got a special meal for you. No,
take a seat. Take a seat. Because we shared a special moment in my first audition. So I
thought it's only fair if we have a little dinner date. So I've brought four cans here,
and they are... I brought them from home, from England. So let me tell you what's inside the
cans. In one of them is my favourite food to eat in the world ever, pineapple. And in the other
three is a British delicacy. Simon will know this. It's called brawn. For those of you unfamiliar,
it's the offcuts of a pig's face. So it's the eyelids, the ears, the gristle, all set into a
savoury gelatin. So that's what's in the other three. So in a second, we're going to select one
and you're going to eat what's inside. And why do I have to be the one punished?
You're not going to be punished, don't worry. You're not going to choose the cans, don't worry.
Simon's going to choose the cans. So Simon, you can see that we have four coloured cans here.
In a second, you're going to say the colour that you want Sofia to eat from. So change your mind
a few times. Don't say anything just yet, but get a colour in mind. Do you have one in mind?
Yep. Yes.
Do you want to change your mind? Sofia's worried. Do you want to change your mind?
Okay. I've got yellow in my mind. Yellow. Okay. So you want to stick with yellow. So
you've chosen the yellow can. So I'm going to change. You want to change? Yeah. I'm going
to change it to black. You want to change it to black? Yeah. Excellent. Okay. No, I'm going to
change it to blue. A decisive man. We like this. You're going to change it to blue. Are you happy
with blue? Yeah. No, I'm going to go back to yellow. You're going to go back? Don't worry,
don't worry. Trust me. Sofia, I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't 100% certain I could read Simon's
mind. Well, 80% anyway. So you're sticking with yellow. No, blue. Blue. Excellent. Okay.
We'll make this decision easier for you. We'll eliminate the red can to start off with. So let's
have a look what's in the red can, and that is some brawn there. Would you like a little smell,
Sofia? No, you said that you were not going to give me that. No, that's fine. You don't
have to eat that. So you wanted the blue can, Simon. So you didn't want the black can. You
almost chose it. You changed your mind. Let's see what's in the black can. There's some more brawn.
No, that looks even worse. It looks even worse. Okay. So you've gone with the blue can. You went
yellow, blue, yellow, blue. I'm going to give you one last chance to change your mind, Simon.
You'll have three seconds, and then the colour you say will be the final change, okay? No more
changing. Three, two, one. Which can is Sofia going to eat from? The yellow can. Okay. Sofia,
you're going to eat from the yellow can. But I don't want you to see what's in it just yet,
so will you grab the blindfold that's on the table in front of you?
And give her a massive round of applause. What am I going to do? Put it on. Put the blindfold on
so that you can't see. No spoilers here. I mean, but I don't understand why it always has to be me.
And then, Sofia, there's a fork in front of you as well
on the table. Just to your right. Right a little bit. Right. Right a little bit more.
There we are. Will you grab the fork and hold it prong side down so like you're about to stab
something. Prong side down. There we are. And now I want you just to hold out your hand,
and I'm just going to over here. There we are. Stab down nice and hard. And in a second,
I'm going to say go. Nice and hard. Like it, Simon. Like it, Simon. It feels gross. Okay.
When I say now, I want you to take whatever's on the fork and eat it, okay? No touching,
no cheating. Whatever's on the fork, you have to trust me. I'm just going to touch a little bit
here. Does it feel gross? Let's see. Three, two, eat what's on the fork. One. Excellent. And in
case you're wondering, thank you so much for changing your mind, Simon. Sofia, you can take
the blindfold off. That's fine. In the last can, there was more brawn. Well done, son. Sofia,
thank you so much for trusting me. It's delicious. Then you can have that. But also, Simon, at the
start, I left a can with you. And obviously, we get to know the judges a little better,
and that can's actually special, because it doesn't have food in it. What it has in it
is a piece of paper that I sealed up there earlier.
Yep. Okay. And Simon, I want you just to read that piece of paper out to everyone in the audience.
I stay here? You stay here. You can enjoy the pineapple, Sofia.
How about for everyone, Simon, read out that piece of paper. You want me to read this out?
Yes, please. For my psychic menu, I'd serve Howie his favorite rugelach, Heidi's most missed
food, sauerkraut soup, and Sofia's mom's speciality, coconut rice. Wow. Thank you so much,
judges. That's why you can't prank a psychic. I've been Peter Antonio. Thank you. Good night.
