This Is 40 - Official Trailer [Universal Pictures]

This sounds horrible, but do you ever wonder what it would be like if you and your wife were separated by something bigger, like death, like her death? I have given it a fair amount of thought. Not in any painful way, but just like a gentle floating off. It's got to be peaceful. I mean, this is the mother of your children. And then a new wife would be great. God, I can't wait to meet my second wife. I hope she likes me better than this one. It's the fourth time you've gone to the bathroom today. Why is your instinct to escape? It is my instinct to come into the bathroom when I need to go to the bathroom. How come I don't smell anything? It's because I shoved an Altoid up my ass before I came in here. Don't press enter. I'm not sure I want to make that move. Stop it. This is BS. This is a bunch of effing S. You're acting like a bean. You're so mean since your body got weird. Isn't the music industry kind of a tough game these days? I have responsibilities. I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting baked, watching porn, and going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at three in the morning. That's not even the order that that happens in. Why does it say 38 and not 40? Because your mom wants to be 38. Let's not mention it again. It doesn't seem like our lives should be this much work. Their daughter told my son you look like Tom Petty in a negative way. Who's Tom Petty? You know who Tom Petty is. Catherine, control yourself. This is what happens when you corner a rat. I'll chew through you. We're gonna blink and be 90. What? We have to make a choice to make things different. Hey, buddy. You should stop letting your dad make you feel guilty. I can't lend you any more money. Your mother wanted you aborted. Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't let 40 hit you like it's 40. Are those real? Yeah. I'm just young. Why do you fight? I don't know. You get so mad at me. Sometimes I think you want to kill me. I do want to kill you. How would you do it? I would poison your cupcakes that you pretend not to eat every day. I would enjoy our last few months together. But while killing you? I love you because you're the fire. One person in a relationship's got a punch. You know what I brought? A magic cookie. I don't feel anything, do you? I think this room has rodents. Just saw it. Have you seen my starfish? What happened to my starfish?