chris evans is a literal 5 year old **proof**

What's up? How's it going? Yeah. What's up man? Look at this. Over here. Who we got over here? Oh, Chris Pine! Hey! Pine, sorry. Always get that wrong. Come on man, get it right. Yo, Downy. What's up Liam? Yeah, yeah. Liam Hemsworth. And... Mark Ruffalo! Yeah. Oh my god! Wow! What is Chris Evans' favorite food? His favorite food? Jelly beans. Jelly beans is your favorite. Big fan of jelly beans. I don't know if we're categorizing that as food, but I eat them. You never know, you know. You gotta kind of test the waters. Sometimes people have responsibilities. Everyone has kids and, you know. Everyone except... Except for this guy, right? Go invisible. Because there's more times in my life I wish I were invisible. That was so awful. Sometimes I wish I could just disappear. I can't. It's not gonna happen. I can't. It's bleeped. Are there any props or costumes that you kept from Captain America movies? They gave me the shield. They gave me the cowl. I'm gonna ask for the full suit. I never asked for the full suit. Hemsworth got the full suit. I want the full suit. Can Chris Evans drive? What is going on with me and driving? Yes, I can drive very well. I'm a grown up. I'm just gonna get in there. Oh, oh, is that not cool on camera? Oh, all of a sudden it's not cool. Fine. Yeah, well, I'm staying. Yeah, you sure though? The eyes are there. We got a deuce right here. You gotta flip over your card first. Captain America is my favorite. Superhero. Oh! Say it again. Good Y to start an interview. Let me just say. However. However, Thor's my least favorite. Kill the engine. Wait for instruction. Because I'm in charge. I think my buddies would say loyal. That's what my buddies would say. Oh, sure, they would. Mark. They would. I swear. Typical Mark. Look at you. You're positively glowing. I'm like, hey. I'm like, no. Hey. With all the Marvel movies you've done, what has been your favorite line? My emotions are bubbling. I cry quick. Oh, God. I'm at 22. He goes 22. I haven't worked out in a while. The final round. I got food poisoning from chicken noodle soup last night. Ugly scene. And it's so sad because it was such good chicken noodle soup. I'm not going to say hopeless romantic. You're ridiculous. Take it back. But you're so romantic. I am a romantic. To myself. Under my breath, you just kind of say, I don't like it. Who's the most fascinating person you're following? Oh, God. I don't even know you. Let's see if he says that. Let's see. Robert Downey. Mother. And Ron Howard. Ron Howard's the best. I love you, dude. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Don't. Good. Can bench press more? Come on. What are these questions? Which Chris is taller? We know the answer. Are you just trying to hurt my feelings? He'd do it for me. Bam. He wanted to punch it so bad. Millions of peaches. Peaches for me. Millions of peaches. Peaches for free. Look out. Come on. It's those saggy nuts. So tuck yourself in with your favorite Ted, and I'll see you for another bedtime story very soon. Night-night.