What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) - Official Trailer #1

I just wanted the glow. The one that they promised you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it. Pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions. Scare Bear, I'm sorry. All I want to do is punch you in the face. We reserve the deluxe suite. This is your father. Husband, he's my husband. A lot of people say that. I thought you said cute, Martha. Not hot. Well done, Rosie. Well done. You said I was cute? Dude, she's totally doing him. If I knew I was going to have a rack this gorgeous, I would have gotten knocked up years ago. We're going to be a family. Dudes group, you want Alex ready? Send him to the dudes. You drop your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging. This is best. Yes! I was breastfed myself until I was six, and look how good I turned out. Look at her. She's wearing six-inch heels. She's like a magical pregnancy unicorn. What to expect when you're expecting. I look at houses with Holly, but we're not buying one. When your wife says you're just looking at houses, you're buying a house. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I'm not buying a house. Check your receipts. Welcome to escrow, bitch.