Timothée Chalamet being a Capricorn

Is Timothy the gaming star here? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. No, no. Hao Xiao. Yeah. It goes French, American, French. Timothy, Hao. Xiao. Mom and dad, you f***ed me up! Hao Le Mei, Xiao Le Mei. Search for your identity. Search for what makes you feel grounded. Find the good people in your life. Those non-toxic ass people. And... I got hooked on Luigi's Mansion. Got into Super Smash Bros. Got into Super Smash Bros again in high school. Did you get 64 Smash Bros? No, because I'm 25. I'm 27. You're 64? Yeah. And that was... Your parents let you have that? When did you get to 64? When you were like 5 or 6? Because I got a GameCube when I was 7. Oh, okay. Or 6 or something. What's your favorite snack? Would you like fries? I like fries. Is that like a good snack? We don't eat. Yeah, we don't eat. The only time I've seen you eat was two years ago. And when you saw me, you went... I actually had a YouTube channel people found. It's youtube.com backslash moddedcontroller360. You think that was your account? And I used to paint mod controllers. I did three. Okay. And I spray-painted them on my bottle. I would open them up and paint them. And do the whole thing? And I would charge people $10. Did that get any traction? It got... I made $30. Oh, that's pretty good. $10 for my paint. But it took me like five hours. So, three people. You got three clients. I remember the kids, too. And my parents were like, there's spray paint all over the house. You can't do this anymore. Do you want to say hi to my line buddies? Say who? My line buddies. Yeah. Do you want to go on the live stream for a second? Hey. Hey, guys. We're voting in New York. Support the vote. Hey, guys. Hey. It's not like hobnobbing with famous people. It's like, what the f*** is going on right now? No, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I know. He didn't have to say it. Yeah. Spoiler alert. It's like when you were a kid and you discovered that Santa Claus wasn't real. That's kind of how I lived as a child. In case there are children here. But you should have seen the movie then. You're 29. What? No. 28. Oh, shit. No. Oh, my gosh. He froze. Sorry. I just Googled it. Oh, no. That better not be the most significant thing in this live stream. Whoa. Oh. Look at that hair. Okay. They cut this. It's the hair for me. It is the hair. This is one of the trickiest things I've ever seen in my life. You had to get that right. The hair back length. These little guys. That's tight. Oh, my God. Wait, they had the ornithopter, too? Mm-hmm. And the... Whoa. Look at you. How do you feel? The hair is dope. The hair is... Whoa. That's it. They got his hair. This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Did you ever expect yourself to be in a video game? Did they get the jawline? I move so much more gracefully than I do in real life. So, he's not the only character. Is there a Johnny? Johnny's in here as well. Oh, wow. Whoa. That's it. Oh, my gosh. Look how cool that is. This is... See... When Timothee Chalamet But when I do it, I'm no longer welcome at my uncle's farm. And you were surprised backstage, right? Yeah, I was. I scared Jimmy backstage because he knocked on my door and went, ah! You were right behind the door. Normally, I knock on the door and then open up and walk in the dressing room. I opened up, but you were right there and jumped out at me. I was right there. I've been waiting. I was there. How long are you waiting for? For three hours. I want to ask you about... Yeah, no, I feel... No, this is a super bad ad. This is a super bad ad. Like, if you have to go to the bathroom, it's like one or three. It's a whole... I need to go to the bathroom! This is amazing. A lot of jokes. We got the same walk. Oh, no way. Don't dust it out yet. That's tight. That is really cool because it seems kind of esoteric within Fortnite because people are usually doing like... Imagine you're like... Yeah. You're playing with your friend and I'm like, oh, she... Doing a meditative walk. That's amazing. Kind of meditative. I just aged you. That's great. Sorry. Don't roast me. It's okay. I'm fine. Supposedly, my babies are going to be great, so... People think I'm 12, so that's all right. No. People think I'm 15. Yeah, you've... Well, yeah. Let me not comment on... Rambling. What were we talking about again? Epically awful audio. Epically awful. Oh, yeah. Can we do like a Travis Scott concert except Dune? Yeah. We should do a Hans Zimmer Fortnite character. Absolutely. I want to play as Hans. I want to play as Hans Zimmer and shoot music out your hand. This is so cool. Are you online right now or no? No. Chess. Like, no one... No casters are like, this kid plays chess. Let's put him in a movie. Can't you fake chess? It was like chess, bike riding, you know, swimming. Like normal... It's a normal thing. Sorry, sorry. I can't say that word. Sorry, sorry. You know how much money you're costing NBC right now? Oh, my gosh. It's going to hurt the opening weekend. Trust me, buddy. But we saw that on there. You developed a rap persona. Yes, this is true. Awkward laughter in the audience. What was your rap name? It varied. It varied? It varied. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, man. It varied. No, no. Like, it was... Oh, man. You guys are sharp, man. Wait, are you guys friends? Yeah. Happy birthday. Big day. I try not to be awkward. Who's the best, like, skill-wise, not like entertainment-wise, but skill-wise, actor, musician, artist? In Fortnite? Yeah, at Fortnite. I don't know. Football-wise, I've played with a couple guys. Like, Chris McCaffrey's pretty good. Okay. Actor-wise, I don't know, maybe you guys all stink. We're too busy reading Shakespeare. Too busy memorizing monologues. My next fiddle. Wow, this is like the coolest thing I've ever... Oh, yeah. See yourself in this big screen on movies and they'll think... Sort of, because people can do whatever they want with their bodies. Put it that way. That's a great way to put it. At the National Dance Institute, this is you as Cupid. I mean, I think you have a future. Timothy. Come on, how cute is that? You got good form, buddy. What do you remember about this? I remember absolutely nothing. Come on. That's not even me! Come on, come on. No, it's not even you. It's a random kid. They just brought that up. Do you, like, look for young talent in the world? Not me. What's the pin? What's what? What's the pin? Oh, no, it just came with the suit. Because it matches the shirt. It does, it does. I've been working on my fashion at the moment. Can I rotate it? You can touch whatever you want. Oh, no, I can't rotate it. You can touch whatever you like. It doesn't matter to me. Hook him. Hook him? How do you know that? I'm American. No, I'm American. Oh, American. Yeah, I'm American. I watch football. Oh, yeah, for sure. Ready, guys? Three, two, one. Should we even do the face? Yeah, oh, you guys know how. Okay, so, right here. That's not, like, some sort of a... No. I need a joke for that. I like... It's not a gang sign. Okay. It's a cool little thing that our team does. Okay. Yeah. In 20 years from now, it's not going to become like a... No. Yeah, like... Oh, perfect. A symbol for white supremacy. January 6th. Capitol riot. Yeah, well... All right. Okay. This is where your career is going to end up. All right, okay. All right, here we go. Yeah. Am I doing it? I don't know how to kind of... I'm just going to... Do that. Ah! Someone said, hi, Timothy. Yay, vote. Well, say, hi, back in the... Timmy Tim. Yeah, that's true. MC Little Timmy Tim coming at ya. Timmy's coming. Great meeting you, everyone. Nice to meet you. See you tonight. Yeah, see you tonight. Cool. Have fun today, guys. Thank you. Bye. Bye, guys.