Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart Insult Each Other | CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!

Hello, I'm Scott Mills from BBC Radio 1. This is Chris Stark and we're in a room with Kevin Hart and Dwayne The Rock Johnson about to play Playground Insult. They are staring each other out. This is the one. The atmosphere in here is very tense. You could cut it with a knife. That's why I'm drinking my tea. Kevin Hart is drinking from the smallest teacup in the world. Well, it's befitting. It's purposely. Was that an insult? I don't like big cups. This is a safe zone. What gets said in this room goes absolutely no further. All right. You can feel the tension already. Okay, here we go. Kevin's serve. DJ's got the same nose as Janet Jackson. Here we go. He's taking the gloves off now. This is it. All right. Kevin looks like a buffed Urkel. A buffed Urkel. Okay. I'm going to go with... Your head looks like a long breast. Like a long, succulent breast. Like with an areola right on my forehead. Yeah, areola is right on your forehead. You got a nipple head. That's fucked up. Guys, don't encourage him. He's got a titty head. Okay. He's got a titty head. That's going to stick. If that shows up on my timeline, then... You got a Portuguese titty head. That's enough. Don't put a culture on it. Don't put a culture on your titty head. Just a titty head is fine. Portuguese titty head. I really... All right. You know how sometimes when people get under your skin and you just hate them? I'm not saying it's you. I'm just saying there's sometimes where you just really hate somebody. Sometimes because you have that personality when you walk in and you're like, you think everyone's like, hey, there's Kevin. Great. But, you know. Dwayne Johnson's breath smells like shit on the regular. And nobody knows this. You want to know where the eyebrow rays came from? It came from the reaction of people when he goes, hello. And everybody... That's what The Rock is cooking. Shitty breath. Okay. Don't encourage him. All right. My breath is not shitty. Look at these teeth. Don't talk about teeth. You guys ever heard of Invisalign? Okay. Kevin's now the spokesman for Invisalign. Because his bottom row of teeth is like, they're having a fucking meeting and they're all unhappy right now. I confided in you with that. I told you. Well, look at the pictures lately. He's trying to hide it. Yeah, it's okay. Very true right now. Dwayne Johnson has women's thighs. He's got women's thighs. What does that mean though? Because these are sensitive times. I'd love to hear that. What does that mean that I got women's thighs? It just means that you have very... No, but I mean, go ahead. It sounds like... That's a wonderful rabbit hole you should go down right now. You know what? I don't need to explain myself. Please explain it to the world. What does women's thighs mean? This isn't an explain game. This is insults. Women have nice thighs. You shouldn't have their thighs. Is that what I'm saying? Shut up, man. Okay. Here's a good impression of Dwayne Johnson, the people's hero. Mr. Dwayne, could you sign my belt? He's like, oh, come on, man. He throws kids off with signals that take their minds off of what they ask for. Mr. Dwayne, can I get an order, baby? Hey, hey, hey. Kids confused as to what happened. Well, the truth is it's hard to insult Kevin because he's one of my best friends. That's right. Right? We mess around with each other a lot. Big fan of all of his movies? Well, yeah. I loved all of his movies. That's the thing. I mean, Home Alone. No, that's not my movie. I love that one. Beverly Hills Cop. That's Eddie Murphy. What are you talking about? That's not my movie. Oh, you know what? No, no, no. Poodie Tang was great. That's Chris Rock. Man, you just named another black comedian. You're not even trying. He's great. Tell you a little secret about Dwayne. He was great in Smurfs. He was wonderful in that. Dwayne's got a tattoo right above his ass that says, come on. Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson, thank you for your playground insults. Thank you, dude. Of course, of course, all jokes aside, man, look, you know, there's nothing but respect and admiration that goes for this guy, man. I would love to call him a dickhead for the rest of this interview, but I love the jackass. But I love the dick, too. I got to agree with you, you know what I mean? We're very similar in so many ways. We share a lot of the same values. Hard work and discipline and drive and, you know, having a great time, loving making people laugh. I'd love to sit and call him a real piece of shit for the whole time. But, you know, I just, I can't. Thank you, guys. Hello, it's Scott Mills here. I hope you enjoyed that. You can listen to my show weekdays 1 to 4 p.m. on BBC Radio 1 or anytime you like by downloading the BBC iPlayer radio app. Told you, you just break shit.