We Didn't Start The Fire (Heraclitus's song from KUTM)

Heraclitus
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Thales, Socrates, Zeno, and Empedocles,
Naxamander, Naximedes, and Hexagoras,
Logos, Eros, Santos, Gnus, Square of the Hypotenuse,
Hecocrates, Sokoleos, and Protagoras,
Georgios, Parmenides, Straton, and Diogenes,
Euclid writes his elements, Pyrrho says he's not convinced,
Aristotle, Plato, Cicero, and Cato,
Plotinus, Apollodorus, come on baby, sing the chorus!
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
Augustine, Boethius, Ares, Genescatus,
Avicenna, Avicebro, and Al-Hazali,
Gregory, St. Bernard, Heloise, and Abelard,
Terms exist, Eucharist, Christ's divinity,
Ansems, Ontological, Summa Theologica,
Unnecessary entities, Moses, Ben Maimonides,
Hocumberdon, Aristotle's back again,
Angels, free will, origin of evil,
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
Renaissance, the prince, Luther founds the Protestants,
Earth goes round the sun, Calvin and Melanchthon,
Moor's high hopes, telescopes, mystics and reformers boast,
Galileo, Gio, Donald, Bruno,
Cogito, Ergosum, Francis, Bacon, Deism,
Jesuits, Mercy, and Sweden has a Catholic queen,
Hobbes, Locke, Chebury, Tangent's probability,
Natural law, pumping air, Newton lays the heavens bare,
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
Bishop Berkeley, Leibniz, who discovered calculus,
Voltaire, David Hume, mouthless fears impending doom,
Adam Smith, dogmatic slumber, greatest good for greatest number,
Mill, Hegel, Kierkegaard, Darwin hits religion hard,
Comte, James, Schopenhauer, Karl Marx, will to power,
Here's a hand, plain as day, what else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
Freud, Young, Morningstar, Russell's new Principia,
Carnapworth's concreteness, Goodall's incompleteness,
Iaquine writes for blacks,
Trolley car is off its tracks,
Ryle, Turing, Sartre thinks life is boring,
Tarski, Popper, Dawson, Leighton, Early, Wittgenstein,
Palogetics, new aesthetics,
Rawls, Searles, cybernetics,
Chomsky, Rossi, Nagel's bats,
Monologic brains and vats,
Virtue, ethics, redux,
Preacher, baby, all is flux,
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
But the more we know, the brighter it will glow,
And grow, and grow, and grow, and grow,
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning since the dawn of learning,
We didn't start the fire,
Each new sage and writer makes it even brighter,
