DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE Featurette - "Chris Evans As Johnny Storm / Human Torch" (2024)

Hey there, Disney. Ryan Reynolds here with one of my best friends, Hugh Jackman. Hey, everyone. I'm so excited to be here promoting a movie that I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into. My character's name is Wade. And you all probably know my character's name. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Back up. You were in the 1998 Disney original movie, Tourist Trap? What? No. Then why did you just imply you were in it? Oh, hold on. Sorry. What movie are we here to promote? My star turned as Wade early in a Disney original masterpiece, Tourist Trap. What movie do you think we're here to promote? I'm out. I'm out. Micah Spicey. Wow. You forgot to do the little wand thing, Hugh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the little thing. Oh, I see what you've done there. So tune in to Tourist Trap on Disney Plus or, you know, maybe search it on YouTube. It had Oscar bridesmaid Paul Giamatti. I know another Oscar bridesmaid. And we got a murderer's row of characters. I hope you're not expecting too much screen time. Chris and I sort of have a history of trading cameos in movies. You're not going to love what happens next. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's going to say it. He's going to say it. He's going to say it. Say what? Avengers. Flame on. Sorry, what the? I wrote this set up for him where Deadpool sort of talks about him as the ultimate trash talker, that it's not me. Like you said in the convoy, this finger licking, dead inside, pixie slab of third rate, dime store nut milk can eat your delicious cinnamon ring and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. I have never said any of those words in my entire life. The modesty. And I wrote this tag for Chris. Initially, I just wrote it to trick and manipulate Chris into saying yes. But there's also this scene that and then it became something that was like really funny, actually. And I was like, actually, this has to be in the movie. And Chris only agreed to do the movie as long as that tag stays in the movie, which I don't blame him at all. I won't be happy until I've urinated on a freshly barbecued corpse and husk fuck the charred remains while gargling juggernauts, juggernauts. Wow. And you can quote me. OK. Cassandra Novo, a megalomaniacal fuck you. Oh, fuck. Husk fucked her charred remains while gargling juggernauts, juggernauts, juggernauts, juggernauts. Wow. And you can quote me. OK.