Robin Williams Makes an Insane First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

This is a Robin Williams first appearance on that on The Tonight Show He doesn't do many outside appearances. I think I saw him about three years ago I think he was on with Dick Cavett one night Did you know he's the star of the very successful Mork & Mindy show which is beginning its fourth season on the air I begin this Thursday, and he's gonna be seen a new film late next spring called the world according to Garth You ever read that book interesting funny book. Would you welcome Robin Williams? And Sears had a sale this furniture went cheap oh My god, I'm okay now. I'm out here mama. I'm on TV for my friends in San Francisco 999 that should wake him up. That's a laid-back place up there Do you believe no? No, don't touch the back of the TV. It'll shock you across the room Know the power grab it now you watch those you watch those guys on Sunday Oh, you've got some winners that way there's some without mentioning any names no No, really because they come to your door going hello. Here's your watchtower I Like to say hello to you, but I don't want the book take the book They got a hair thing don't they I mean most of those evangelists are very How the hair looks and they got great suits and great ties and wonderful incarnations big dead roses, right? I could not save this flower, but I will say Say baby Come on home take anything you need take the Cuisinart. No, it's good. Oh They must look in Europe go, what did they do? America why Yeah, this is a nice nice outfit, yeah somewhere there's a car seat real envious Man you got my car seat come back here with a Last time I saw you you were with Cabot about three years ago. Yes, sir, and that's why I haven't done anything since I'm a little scared. I was standing backstage about to go on and everything all of a sudden my whole body went everybody out We have two exits any way you want to leave everybody out. Oh, so I said dear Lord make my cheeks of ice That's why I walked out a little bit like good evening. Nice to be on the show. Oh No, the pants fit now. Okay, people always think reformers don't get nervous. Not at all. Really I do. Oh No, really, no, I don't have a real not me no way is there some reason you don't do is the fact that you get Nervous very much. I suffer from severe dyslexia, too. I was the only child in my block and Halloween to go trick-or-trout Here comes that young Williams boy again better get some fish Here you go say hi to your mom and dad Where where is home home for you or did you come from a home? They sent all the people the institution Tommy If you haven't taken your medication yet, it's gonna be fine They're back at 12 back at 12. Yeah. All right, mr. Williams. I'm real fine now Look at this thing. Look flipper Now there's a sound man going what are you doing? Oh god, I better relax. Relax. Relax. Okay. I'm on tv. Just you're a nice man. You won't hurt me. No, no, no All right, let this one sit. Uncertainly. Okay. Thank you. Don't be afraid. It's not I had the sores went away The simplex two is it one a real man can stand up to herpes Wow too much coffee Tommy You don't think I spent 19 years you're drinking this stuff you got yeah, how are you late night tv Little juice in there You know, it's wonderful though. Yeah, I think I don't know. I better slow down now slow down. My heart's going you fool You know people see you they probably think you experiment with uh Foreign substances in your body medication. You mean? Yeah, something like that What makes you say that in any way? No, no Seriously no, how are you? You know people get howdy doody jaw. How are you? No, because I believe that cocaine is god's way of saying you're making too much money I wouldn't take any medication You couldn't you see the girls at the rainbow barn grill have taken one too many quaaludes going is my lipstick Look it's emmett's girl How are you? I'm fine Yeah, she's a cheap date Oh I was asking about your home. I think home. Yeah, where is home? I san francisco. I wonder that's yeah grew up there Went to a gestalt high school gestalt high school I used to have a history teacher on acid going i'm lincoln today. I'm lincoln My problem was there's a kid in the back who goes i'm booth i'm White pathogen no way were you good in school or were you acting up like this? No, which is great. I was kind of geeky in school. I was very quiet very like wow. What are you guys doing? Okay, that sounds reasonable I have to go away now. You're whoa. What are those? I don't know. I was very quiet and that took me to go to college and then go look look out there It's a new world and i've just flunked out I don't know why I have to sell vibrators door-to-door now madam. Have you ever seen these attachments? It's nice that I ended my career with you No, no stay right here. We have to sell something. Oh, yes, but we're going to return right here and i'll be gone though. That's right Thank the boys in the band each and every one of them a real dude in his own right Look look little ronald reagan pencils here. Yes, they have no point Hello, mr. Williams, we're time to audit you and your firstborn again Nancy and I you know, I've noticed a very strange thing about him though He never speaks while nancy's drinking water. Do you notice that? She's dubbing him would be I'm happy That should get me out of it again. Yeah you speaking at first when you have no children. No, sir. Not that I know of None have gone. Are you mr. Williams? Yes You're my daddy And you owe me let's see by present account eight million dollars I'm not mr. Williams anymore You don't uh, you're not even married. I I am. Yes, honey. He didn't mean that. Oh, I didn't She's at home loading the handgun going. I didn't mean to shoot my husband He came in late, honey. It's oh too much coffee, man No, i'm married very much so look little ring she's going show them the ring there it is little little porpoise going help me Another sip of coffee. Yes Oh, yeah, somebody told me you went to the serious acting school. Yeah, what was that? Right now there's some guy going what answer did you play? Say the organ. I said no You wanted to be a serious serious actor shakespeare. I was there when john hausman was the headmaster. I remember him saying one day mr. Williams The theater needs you I'm going off to sell volvos We raise the interest so high Yes, we'll be calling you soon. Did you ever appear in shakespeare? Yes, sir. I did. I remember I was just coming from california They they had the shakespearean auditions. I was going to be or not to be wow for sure totally I'm, sorry next thank you We did plays we did romeo and juliet Did you do them straight without wanting to go off and be silly? You know, I had you had to do them straight. There's a little man the wings Violin sundry things what's wrong blew it But timing great. Oh, wow I would like to see them. I think they're going to do hamlet on abc this fall Except it's going to be called chucky the story of a stirred boy It's probably readings week ratings week and that'll be itself to be or not to be I don't know we'll call you it'll be Do you remember the whole soliloquy to be or not to be? No, no, it'd be like to be a whole line Whether it is nobler suffer the slings and arrows of Need elizabeth no wrong outrageous fortune outrageous fortune or to take arms against friends the sea of troubles And wow, this is great that you know And by opposing in them But yet a man who will know himself but yet not touch himself What is that from is that midsummer night's dream or what that's from the self-abuse soliloquy And yet look vile fool come the heather no Thou has forced me to wear designer jeans for no reason Now in camera man she'll be going where is he going now? Where am I now this thing's broken Japanese people go Hello bless you bless you give me your hand don't be afraid men can touch men All right, look up there look jean-claude keely for jimmy dean pure pork sausage Wonderful my there's so many people up there. What's happening? There's people up there going hi There's a cameraman trying to let's really make the cameraman mad now It's very strange It's very bizarre. There's a lady going come over here. I have something for you. Put those away. I don't want to see those now All right, this is wonderful, this is very very wonderful this reminds me of home This is your first time in los angeles to stay away from the bars with the big harley davidson 8000s parked in front Because there's big men standing outside those bars men giant men men with muscles everywhere men with muscles on their eyelids And these men turn to one another and say I have this incredible recipe for quiche You know what? I'm talking about I feel time I would like to do the only impression I do it's Fred Astaire on the streets of new york dealing with caca Right now you're going get him out of here Here we are Fred Astaire, can I this one won't I won't need the microphone. Can I give this back? Hi, how are you? I'm, not paranoid, but why are you behind me? Everybody off Thank you. I'll leave this over here for one second. I'll be right back I'm just so happy to be in america Fred Astaire in new york Once again, we don't have to say the second syllable. I don't know There's a time We were talking during the break that who's uh gonna join is part-time on the show or full-time full-time johnny winters Oh, yes the king. Yeah, he's uh, you're obviously a fan of his. Oh, yes. He's wonderful. Yeah, uncle john if you're watching Take care Don't let him bounce you around the rubble rooms anymore Hey gray bear i'm here with the silver fox Gray bear gray bear i'm home now He wanted me to do that and he said if you don't do that i'll hurt you tomorrow Yeah, did you know john in the early years? Uh, like I did when we both uh, Hit the sauce a little bit. No, no, sir. Oh, yes, we got in all kinds of trouble Really? He is absolutely he still gets in trouble. Does he he was wandering around the lot yesterday in a union cavalry officer's outfit And you see people wandering around going there's studio executives going, you know, I Good god, what's that? He's going you men stay over there. Keep wearing the gucci suits. We'll put you in the front line Oh, he's wonderful though, he's just He's truly the spirit of joy. Yeah, he's that they flipped his wings though. It was like no, don't let him fly too high But he's like he plays he goes off. He's a great talent. You just have to stand and go Where is he going now? The old days, uh, we went into chasen's restaurant, you know, it's a very high-class place and he uh, this was when we were Happy times. Yeah, and he walked in and started doing The rape of grandma remember that he says i'm church. What are you doing? And the whole bar just left and everybody people were piling into the streets. Oh god Fun time. So you finished this movie already? Yeah, how'd it go? Well, it was wonderful. I had a great time I was working with great actors marybeth hurt and people like that. Yeah, and I get very serious now people going he's not being funny No Yeah, is that a problem? They expect you to be Constantly yes mark. Sometimes they expect it was wonderful. I called him the other day. Hi mom mark. Is that you? Mom put dad on Mark son dad Put scruffy on I don't know that's asking too much. Yeah But it was fun It's great to he was the one that george ray hill was a director and he's incredible because he's very The first day I tried to improvise I was there was a basic it was a very simple scene It was like yes, I would like to do that and then I went off beyond the line I went yes, I would like to do that. But first we cut that's a wrap Get him out of here Then he makes his face and he'd be behind the camera. If he didn't like a scene he'd go It's very hard when you're having a love scene going turn your eye and you see the Okay, let's get out of here But it was a good experience You uh, you and richard prior been working at the where the improv the comedy store the comedy store and work the improv Mitzi, it's going well Yeah, we we worked every night And I worked the improv sometimes. Yeah in the boarding house in san francisco plugging all the clubs now I think i'll be back. Don't worry now You're a funny guy. Thank you. Thank you. Great to have you here. Thank you. Yeah Do I get one of your suits? No, no Yeah, you get a suit. Yes, please. Tell me what look at this I feel like a little kitty Oh my it's coming unraveled though, right? My wife and I would like to macrame a volkswagen one day Oh, this is so much fun, i'm not scared anymore. Well, what should you be right? You're right. This is this is fun My career is over, but i'm not scared I can see it tomorrow in the national enquirer. He's gone. We knew he'd do it I don't know national enquirer though. You and I both love that magazine. Uh-huh. Yeah Well, you know a strange thing is though. I put it in the cat box and the cat won't go in there His little eyes go why that'd be redundant You got it right strange place really high-class paper it is lose weight after death exciting new diet And here's a chihuahua and a cup named mickey They go for the weird stories, don't they? Yeah, but yeah man shoes off own foot. Yeah No one ever sues the national geographic though. I mean, that's true. It's a That was my magazine through puberty That'll keep me cranking for about 10 days Turn right to the african section Yes, are you mr. Williams Another sip of this one. Oh, we have to help us out. Oh, please, you know I'd like to taste this one more time, but it is real coffee If you believe that you'll buy this watch Okay, we're gonna take a break yeah sure we're coming back stay where you are first down