Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman Go Head To Head

First challenge is who can hold their breath for 43 minutes. Wow. I look forward to seeing Papa again up there in the light, unless he went to hell, which is also plausible. Hi, I'm Hugh Jackman. I'm Ryan Reynolds, and we're about to fight for your amusement. My safe word is, please stop, that hurts. Which is a weird and unique safe word, but I like to make sure it's confusing as hell I just want to keep going. Yeah, you never want somebody who doesn't have the safe word. That's the guy you want to be scared of. Right. Yeah. Okay. So we've got a number of challenges. I'm sounding like a huss, but I don't know. One is operating a freeform entertainment website like BuzzFeed. Hugh is going to take over just general operations. I'm going to cover content. Right. And boy, howdy, we are going to get this sucker at the bottom of the ocean as quick as possible. Tell me when you're ready to go. I'm just, this is just how I start with my eyes like this. It's fine. Not to worry. You've actually practiced and trained. No, I'm dead inside. That's why I don't need to lubricate my eyeballs. I know you are. Those sensitive Australian eyes with all their passion and will. You and the, oh geez. Getting to you then. It is getting to you. Oh, I'm really hurting. Oh, is that a little something? Yeah, listen, I always cry. Oh, he's out already. Look at the emotion here. Victory. I'm just going to keep it going for as long as possible. You didn't look like breaking for minutes there. No, I, yeah. What? I'm crying. No, no. I was starting to cry. Ask me, ask me about something emotional. Let's talk. Okay. Let's talk childhood. Okay. Oh God. Do we have a crude sock puppet so I can really get into it? Okay, so you're going to get four things in a row. Okay. And I'm allowed to put four in straight away? Right. Oh, okay. That's nice. All right. Nope. Yeah. Okay. Pass. See, that's a decoy right there. That throws you off. And you sank my battleship. Is that the game we're playing? Nope. Okay. Oh yeah. There you go. Connect four. This is going to be, is it called cat scan when you just get to the, you're just screwed? Okay. Yep. Right. Ooh, I see where you're going. I smell where you're stepping in, Jackman. Don't, uh, yeah, slower. Ouch. Ouchie. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep, keep building this up. Oh no. No, no, no, no. We're fine. Everyone, everyone stay calm. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride. And you did it. He, he, wow. You did it. Y'all, not only you did it, you got five in a row. Which I didn't think was possible. See, if you'd lost the first one, blinked, your eyesight wouldn't be complete. That's totally true. But I do lose with grace. That's true. My whole life. My nickname in high school is second place. Or bridesmaid is what they would call me. Is there something you can buy? Um, so, okay, so three chances to get this sucker in here. And then are we talking like actual high voltage electricity should, uh, on his turn? I'm super glad. How do we supercharge this thing? Okay, here we go. This I'm not going to be good at. Oh, see, right away, dead. And by the way, I'm not even, I feel that, I feel that my triple espresso there is not going to help me. Is that what we're calling it? A triple espresso? The guy who brought it had a pager. I mean, what the hell, right? That's. But kind of far, you made it kind of far. What? This is not going to work. Yeah, I don't like this at all. I broke the neck. Oh my God. Put him out of his misery. Should we just call it? No, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like you could do this whole. Nope. Wow. What's up, loser? Oh God. I was so supportive for a second. I was like, I think you're going to just. Nope. Brutal. One more chance. Yeah. Oh, three chances. What is happening right now? I'm not, I don't handle the nerves well here. Let me see here. It's like I'm starting electrocuted. That's very good. Don't play the game. Be the game. You are. Oh, that's a new record. There it is. Nobody on earth has ever completed. That was good. OK, so you just have to beat that and then you might have won the whole thing. Oh God, I'm going to sneeze so hard. Oh God. OK, nope. Yep, here it comes. Don't have to sneeze. I thought I did. 2-1. Nolte. I got a nickname, guys. 2-1. Getting to you then. It is getting to you. Oh. Stay calm. Yes. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride and. How'd you feel? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's it. I feel pretty good, you know. Bridesmaid pulled it off here and I feel like, yeah. I think the real winner was you guys, the crew. How to make a table out of lots of camera equipment. If you'd like to pan down and just see the great work. Really phoned this one in, guys. You know, I think the real winner is the crew. And this sort of like the vaporous, vague sense that I'm enough. Was there a prize, by the way, if we did do that? Like, what do we actually win? It was pride. Oh, pride. OK. I'm going to take self-hatred with me. Hungry lions is what you get. And confirmation of how I feel really terrible inside. Yeah, exactly. I lost to you. It's fun dying while you're still alive. We will throw this whole segment out and someone else will come in. Someone far more capable. My wife's promoting a movie in a couple of days. She should come in here and do this. We'll get her to do it and we'll see if she can beat your. I promise you she will. She will. She will win. From the two times I've met her, I know that for a fact that she's very good at what she does. Whatever she sets her mind to. That's right. You met on that show, right? Married at First Sight. Yep. That's amazing. The old arrangement ship.