Miss Congeniality - Original Theatrical Trailer

Sir, side, please. It's emergency official business, ma'am. Hey, hey, hey, get lost. FBI, you might want to stay out of this, all right, sir? All right. I would like eight double tall lattes, one with no foam. Special agent Gracie Hart is as tough as nails. She's got a lot of rage. And she's completely unpolished. Honey, are you a lesbian? Dad, I wish. But when the FBI needs an undercover agent, The bombers picked another target. We have ourselves a national emergency. It's the Miss United States pageant. the only man for the job is a woman. You do a few butt-shaping exercises, you tighten this up, you can pull this off. You know what? Pull this off. Let's go, girls. These people want to put one of their agents in the pageant. Do you have an agent in mind? Sorry. She doesn't look the part. There's no way on Earth that I can make this woman ready in two days. She's Dirty Harriet. She doesn't act the part. Come on, have some midnight chow and some girl talk. We can't have pizza and beer. It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway. She doesn't want the part. I'm not gonna parade around in a swimsuit like some airhead bimbo. Describe your perfect date. I'd have to say April 25th. But she's about to prove anything is possible. I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved and I'm armed. Don't mess with me. I'm fine. This December You're doing a great job. Do you think I'm cool? Do you want to date me? Get ready Gun! Gun, everybody! for the new face of the FBI. Of course he had a gun. This is Texas, everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun. Miss Congeniality. What is the one thing our society needs? World peace. Harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. And world peace.