【 #古裝電視劇 】一代俠盜33 The Bandit Grandmaster丨功夫俠盜行走江湖被東瀛忍者刺殺，一招制敵輕功天下第一！ #張智堯 #樊少皇 #engsub

Little Girl Sit tight. good Look at you two smiling so affectionately. They must have been newly married not long ago. How did you know that, old man? If it's an old couple I can't laugh anymore For example, like me Now when I see my yellow-faced wife I can't even cry. Why did you hit him when he was fine? Old man In two years, I will become a yellow-faced woman. I should take this opportunity to bully him. Wait until then You can only bully me. It makes sense. Thinking back to my old lady When I was still pretty. I am always being bullied Young man It seems that men want Marry a wife with a symbol Then you really have to be prepared to endure a few more years of anger. Uncle, that has changed now. Now it's your turn to use her as a punching bag Don't mention it I am still the punching bag now Actually, you'll get used to it. You're really right. I am now I slowly got used to it. And I think this Be a doormat It's also quite interesting If my old woman doesn't make me angry for three days I feel uncomfortable Young man There is one thing I don't quite understand What's up? Others say He who fears his wife will get rich But my family is so poor that we can't even afford to eat. Why Maybe you're not afraid of your wife enough. not enough How can I get rich if I'm afraid of my wife? I really want to study hard. Old man Then you have to start learning from the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. What are the Three Obediences and Four Virtues? Men also need to follow the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. Of course Now start to pay attention In the future, it will become more and more particular Really? Then tell me quickly. The three obediences are Obey your wife's orders You should blindly follow your wife's advice My wife, wherever she goes You must follow What about the three obediences and the four virtues? The fourth virtue is that you should be willing to spend money on your wife You need to know what my wife means You have to endure your wife's anger Finally, If your wife beats you You have to hide The farther away the better Well said, young man Where do I look? In the future you will definitely become millionaire's Old man I know now How did those millionaires come about? But old To get rich you don't have to You have to be afraid of your wife to get rich Except for being afraid of his wife. Is there any other way to make money? There is a way What method Tell me now That is not wanting a wife No wife, that's not okay What a nice wife! drive You two, Where in the city are you going? Old man So where are you going? I I'll be there soon It's at the market in the city. I My old baby is here. Old stuff You old bastard, you're a damn fool The old lady is wondering Why haven't you come yet since you died? It turned out to be a vixen Got hooked up. Don't talk nonsense. That's someone's wife. Whose wife I saw this vixen Not a good woman. You dare to hook up with her You dare to hook up with her You're still running, come back to me He was beaten so badly for us. Shouldn't you give some advice? Wife beats husband Even the king of heaven can't control Could you at least explain it? You men just don't sympathize with men. Oh well Old woman Granny, do I look like an old lady to you? Look how rude my wife is. That's obviously your wife. She just doesn't believe it Old woman You said she was your wife What's her name? Her name is Zhang Jiejie Good boy She is your sister You insist that she is your wife It would be bad for you to be a brother-in-law to someone else. Why do I have to be the brother-in-law of this old turtle? The old lady is Jiejie, not my sister. Isn't this still my sister? You guys teamed up to deceive me He is not your husband. Why do you hit people? Go away, I'm going to hit me Can you please stop fighting? Side Hit Hey, don't be like this The boy was fooled. Where did that girl go? You old thing She's not your wife. What are you looking for that vixen for? Get on the bus Wait, wait, wait What will he do if you leave? I'll come, I'll come devil Let's go drive It's quite comfortable for you to lie down, boy. What happened this time This should teach you a lesson, right? What lessons I said that in the future, the idle matters between husband and wife Better to leave it alone The wife beat the old man to death That's what you deserve. This incident taught me a lesson. There are a few more First It taught me a lesson I must remember in the future Don't be casual Admit that you are someone else's husband Second It reminds me to remember the old woman. She's a woman too. So you've fallen into my hands this time. Still a little unconvinced, right? I'm not dissatisfied. I just feel sorry. I last night Why didn't you plant it? In the hands of the cute young girl It's too late to say this now so I only hope for one thing now whats the matter I just want to turn myself into a rabbit He's going to be a rabbit. Because I turned into a rabbit. On this pile of hay Just right You are probably the unlucky ones. Old woman Did you hear this person? It's really a bit different. I didn't see the difference It's time to He actually still has the mood to joke here And he talks a lot Old woman Help me to smoke a cigarette You old thing Where does this road go? Why haven't I been there before? The road you haven't walked on There are many more Leave it for later and walk slowly So, as you said I'll have another chance to leave later. Then we have to see What to watch See if we are happy. So you mean If you are not happy Will kill me I have no grudge against you. Even if you want to kill me I don't think it was your idea. I know someone wants to kill me. But what do I think I can't figure out who she is. Is it Zhang Jiejie? Did you already know each other? Is this all you? A trick that had already been planned I suddenly discovered You have a special place That is your greatest strength. My strengths Your greatest strength Just different from other women Not so many mouths You are right Others say that old ladies are talkative. Since you don't talk too much I guess you're not too old. What a pity You don't pay enough attention to your appearance. That's why you look older. Everyone says that appearance accounts for 30% and dressing accounts for 70% Take Zhang Jiejie for example. If she doesn't dress up like you, It certainly doesn't look like it How much younger than you are? She is so young, what can she compare with me? How old are you this year? Thirty-eight years old? Stop flattering me. Do I look thirty-eight to you? Old woman I've heard about this guy's foul mouth. He's good at cheating women. You better be careful Don't be fooled by him. I am telling the truth Do you really think she is only thirty-eight? Rather than that Shut your stinky mouth Shut my stinky mouth Actually, you can't blame him. You have to know that every man in the world They all think their wives are too old. So Women shouldn't get married. To be honest Women are so pitiful in this world. If you don't marry Others will laugh at her for not being able to get married. If you marry I have to worry about it every day at home. Afraid that my man will change his mind Men seem to have forgotten one thing. I forgot that I was born by a woman. In this world If only all men were as reasonable as you That woman will be much happier. But people like me What's good about it? Someone wants my life. And she's a woman She doesn't really want you dead. I just want to see you. She wants to see me Why don't you come find me yourself? Why spend so much effort? It takes so much effort. Besides, if I did What's wrong with her? Death is not unjust Now I am the most wronged one Not only have I never seen her face Who is she? I don't know yet actually We really have no grudge against you. I don't really want to hurt you. it is just I also know that you have your own difficulties So I don't want you to let me go I just think think Say whatever you want. What we can do I will definitely help you Yeah I just want to tell you I'm a little thirsty If I had a drink now, Then I will feel more comfortable But even without alcohol Saliva is good I want to drink. That's easy. Old stuff Aren't you hiding the wine? Take it out. Take it out. take it out It's okay to drink some wine But his acupuncture points You've got me stuck. How can I swallow this wine? I can give him some. I can also give him some tips to stop drinking You really want to untie his acupuncture points What if he gets away? Who is responsible? Don't worry, the old man can't run away That's right You guys have pressed all the acupuncture points on my body As long as you don't untie it The acupuncture points of my legs I can't even run You still have hands? Wife, you like him so much? Just feed him. Listen to me, young man. I think you're a nice person. I'll give you wine. Don't play tricks on me. If you play tricks on me, I won't forgive you Boy, let me tell you. I can assure you If she really gets rude No one can bear that. Come and have a drink Come drink Drink slowly, drink slowly I've heard of it. If you had a chance to escape You will definitely find a way to escape, right? Don't worry. You guys have such a superb acupuncture technique. There are only two or three people in the world. If I could escape That's the weird thing You know the goods Come drink Drink slowly. Drink slowly. How do men drink alcohol? They're all like drunkards. Good man, you can't trust what he says If a man flatters you You can't believe a word of it. You understand this now. I'm over sixty years old This is the man The first time you flatter me what? What You are already over sixty years old. I thought you were only thirty-eight You old thing Don't hit, don't hit, don't hit The old woman is much taller than him. No wonder he is so afraid of his wife Do you also feel That old woman's acupuncture technique is very advanced Judging from the acupuncture technique alone He should be one of the top five in the martial arts world. Then she must be a famous martial arts master. I think so They all say Chu Xiangshuai has the most experience Then you should know who she is. have no idea Don't you know anything at all? Think about it again It doesn't really matter who they are. Why Because I'm sure They won't bother me anymore. So what is important? Important Who found them? Where is that person? Why don't you ask them? Just let them go casually If I ask them Will they just tell me casually? That wouldn't happen. If they are the kind of people who reveal secrets so easily That person won't ask them to deal with you. You are really different from other girls. Your mind is clear. But even if they don't speak You should have a way to get them to talk. Together, the two of them They are all about 130 or 140 years old. Do you want me to hang them up and torture them? What about you? Even though it's not a good thing But sometimes it's really good Now they are gone You have no choice It seems I have to accompany you Going back to my friends. That's not necessary. Why Can you find out who that person is? I can't help it But there is one thing Can be found What it It turns out it's your friend too. Mules have advantages At least he won't lie. Yes It can't speak human language just like you. It doesn't need to speak I ask you If I leave you here alone Where will you go? I have many places to go. I have at least a thousand places to go What if there is no place to go? Then go home That's right You must know the way home Besides people There is another animal I know the way home horse Know the way for an old horse Wherever you leave your horse It has a way to find its way home. You mean This guy also knows the way home Of course. Half of the rooster is a horse. And smarter than a horse You want to take it home? Visit its donkey father and horse mother why are you laughing I'm laughing at myself I can't see it What's funny about you? I'm laughing at myself for being an idiot. I didn't expect you would be humble. If I weren't an idiot How can it be in one Walking around behind the snail That's because I want to know Who is the owner of this piece? How do you know the owner of this pot? That's the person who wants to harm you. I have no idea So I'm gonna try my luck It is said that when a person is in love luck It will be particularly unlucky You won't pull me I'll be unlucky with you. Anyway, I never hurt you. You really didn't I am a woman You are a male Men and women should not touch each other You should have heard this before. Indeed, I have heard Then you can't hold me. I must accompany you. I really can't Then I'm leaving. I don't want to accompany a monkey A fool wandering around Remember when you are killed Don't forget to notify me I will go and burn some incense for you. fool If I were really killed How can I inform you? It seems that if a person follows the steps There won't be any results. Why hasn't the little worker come yet? coming Sir, what would you like to order? Have a good drink good Please take your time. I'll be there soon. He wants to kill me Why don't I wait for him to kill me? Why should I go to the trouble of looking for him? Even Huzi knows to go home Why should I run around outside? Go find Xiao Hu Ran first and go home This time You must stay at home for a while. Have a good rest and enjoy yourself Ai Hong You're not here to look for your shoes, are you? You changed your shoes very beautiful This is the pair of shoes that girls should wear Now that you are here, sit down and have a drink. how Are you really still thinking about those shoes? If you really want to come back I can ask my friend for you. don’t worry He's not under the table this time. You get drunk easily when you drink like this Eat something first Don't leave your stomach empty You talk to women Have you always been this gentle? That depends on what kind of woman she is. So what kind of woman am I? I Not Ai Qing's sister I know I lied to you and I want to kill you I'm just a bad girl. You don't have to be so polite to me. I have long forgotten the past Even if it's true I also know That's not what you meant. What if that's what I meant? Even if it's your own idea I miss you such an innocent and beautiful girl No matter what you do All are worthy of forgiveness That severed hand was yours that night. Is it because you didn't kill me? They do this to you. Tell me who did it. Why won't you tell me? Are you really that afraid of them? It seems that I can't go home this time. I must check this matter clearly. Don't worry, wait for me here. I'll be back soon I can ignore other people's affairs But I can't just watch her die for me. The guest wants to buy a horse Or buy a head We sell here Guaranteed to be the best footwork I want to get some news from you. We only have news about animals here. No one's news I was just trying to ask you. News about a sudden A guy just walked in by himself. I don't know if you saw it. How come that head is yours? It's not mine, it's yours Since it's ours, why are you asking? I know But this screw Sold from your store. I just want to know who bought it before Did you see that How many sons and horses are there? The steps are not like humans Some people are ugly, some are handsome The screws look the same as the gold We don't know for a day How many heads to sell How do you know which one is sold to whom? Let me check for you. If that guy had a mark on his body, Maybe we can find out Who was its previous buyer? This guy walked in from outside by himself. Yes or no Although I can't tell whether the girl is ugly or handsome But is a sudden move good or bad? I can always tell Like this step I can spot it from half a mile away This step is very good Not good, very good Among a thousand mules It may not be possible to produce such a good child so Such a good animal. We usually only sell to regular customers Do you have many regular customers here? Like this big font If there weren't a dozen regular customers How can I bear it? Like Feilong Wansheng Several large escort agencies in Zhenyuan These are all our regular customers. The biggest customer That has to be the Jin family of Wanfu Wanshou Garden. Jin Family The livestock of the Jin family also came from Did you buy it here? We every year Bringing in livestock from outside the Great Wall Always let the young master of the Jin family Ladies, please choose first. Then you're not sure Was this guy bought by the Jin family? Other people's livestock They must be branded In order to prevent the animals from getting lost But the Jin family is rich and powerful No one dares to touch any of their plants. Even if I really lost a child They don't care at all So the Jin family's livestock There is no branding right So I look at this step Most likely it was lost from their family. Okay, thank you Could it be that all this was done by the Jin family? But according to Jin Lingzhi She only kept my whereabouts I told Mrs. Jin Could it be that Jin Lingzhi is lying? Is this the mastermind behind this? It will be Mrs. Jin The opposite In broad daylight Someone dares to do this This kind of lawless thing what's up Kidnapping yes A few burly men kidnapped a girl Actually put people Pull it out from the restaurant opposite A horse-drawn carriage There are so many people on the street There is not even one person who dares to intervene. What kind of clothes does that girl wear? Like red clothes I bought your horse, bro. Big brother just got down to earth now right I've finished planing. Hurry up and work, you damned bastard! The guests are waiting anxiously. too slow Be careful not to smoke the children. Boss, have a drink. OK We have the best bamboo leaf green How about it good How about adding some stewed vegetables? Today we have freshly braised beef. It smells so good That's beef. One pound or half a pound? casual refreshing coming Meat wine Boss, what kind of beef is this? Isn't it fresh? Sir, this is impossible. This meat was just braised this morning. It's fresh, so you can eat it without worry. What kind of wine is this? It smells like urine. Are you looking for trouble on purpose? Drink if you want to drink, otherwise leave me alone Boss Bamboo A carriage just passed by. Can you see We are here every day All have often Yeah We have it every day Many carriages passed by I don't know which carriage the guest is referring to. What does it look like? Right. This morning A carriage just passed by. It's like going back to a funeral. In a hurry Didn't even sit down for a drink. Which direction did you go? It should have gone in that direction. Thanks Why don't you sit down and drink? Let me think about it carefully. Drive, drive, drive Another funeral Is there anyone here? I'm really sorry. Sorry to bother you so late I missed the place. I wonder if I can stay here tonight. No, you go. Let's go How much I will definitely reward you handsomely. with honesty come Many thanks You are so lucky Strangers knocking on the door I don't open the door. Just because I shot a rabbit today I'm so happy Now I have wine again. After drinking I have the courage to open the door Otherwise, in the middle of the night How can I be so casual? Let the stranger in? Although I have nothing here Valuable things are afraid of being stolen But I have a beautiful daughter How can we drink without food? Cuckoo liquor Go and get that half rabbit. Didn't you say you would wait until tomorrow night to eat? liquor Why are you so stingy with wine? Aren't you afraid that the guests will laugh at us? No need to cut it, just bring it up We tear it and eat it ourselves Come come come You're too polite, sir. My daughter's name is Ajuan She's good at everything. I just haven't seen the world. I'm really worried that she won't be able to get married. Hurry up Still guarding the dusty lovesickness for you "Legend of the Crescent Moon" Aunt Hua: Shi Ke Asking if you still remember that unrepentant love poem Xue Chuanxin: Xu Ning Yu Jian Princess: Zhang Xiaowan Bao Ji: Mou Cong I just cut off my three thousand black hair for a word. The boss lady: Shi Lan, the porter: Zhang Daming, and Ajuan: Ning Meng. Ask me if I am still the same as I was then, willing to die for you Screenwriter: Zhang Xiaogang No matter life or death, I will never refuse Martial Arts Director: Sun Mengfei Huang Xingbei Actor Director: Liu Zuotao Director of production: Wang Chuangliu Asking you if you still remember the unrepentant love poem External relations producer: Sun Yan Life producer: Hua Zhengliang Post-production music: Deng Shaolin Carve your words on my tombstone Post-production dubbing: Cheng Yin Title production: Yu Longmei When I carve you on my tombstone