段子！有哭有笑

The first time I met her, she fell in love with me at first sight. I also like this woman very much. She asked me, How did you get here? I want to test the other person. Share a bike. She was a little disappointed. I took the subway. I smiled. Pretending to make a phone call, I want to end this awkward atmosphere as soon as possible. I said, send her. She refused. We separated. A few minutes later, We met again at the parking lot. She drove a Mercedes Benz. I drove a BMW. We looked at each other and smiled. We went home separately. I was a little lost on the road. She felt a little sorry, too. I decided to go back to her. Fate brought us together. We finally met at the gate of the car park. Your earring fell off. Wait a minute. Your phone fell off. Here's what happened. One day, I was about to drive to work. Suddenly, a beautiful woman ran into the back of my car. She fainted in the car. I had to take her to the hospital. When I got to the hospital, the doctor said, Congratulations. This beautiful woman is pregnant. You have to help me. No, no, no. You are mine. But the beautiful woman insisted that the baby was mine. I don't know her. I was anxious. The doctor advised me to do a DNA test to prove my innocence. I had no choice. I had to cooperate with the DNA test. The result came out. Boy, are you pregnant? I was so worried. On my way home, I kept thinking about my two children. I was so worried. Who are my two children? I was so worried. When I got home, my wife welcomed me happily. Honey, you're back. I went to the hospital for a checkup today. The doctor said I was pregnant again. I'd rather die. No matter how my wife explained it, I didn't believe it anyway. Soon, we decided to get a divorce. Facing her, who I once loved, I chose to leave the country quietly. I suffered a lot. I couldn't accept it. I quit my job. I slowly fell in love with this wandering life. Isn't he the boss's son? The boss's daughter is sick of you, right? I saw it with my own eyes. So I deliberately said you were pregnant. I knew it. You should treat me to a meal.