Tim Walz vs. JD Vance: ASIANS ANALYZE AMERICA

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why did the DNC just pick Tim walz the
governor of Minnesota as kamla Harris's
VP when most people probably didn't know
who he was and guess what Andrew he used
to live in China whoa listen guys let's
just run the
clips like all regular people I grew up
with in the Heartland JD studied at
Yale had his career funded by Silicon
Valley
billionaires and then wrote a bestseller
trashing that community
come
on that's not what Middle America is and
I got to tell you I can't wait to debate
the
guy so there's no doubt that one of the
first issues that anyone will think of
is the issue they think of when they're
at their kitchen table trying to pay
their bills which is how is the economy
treating them so there is no question
whatsoever that that is an important
issue which we have been in the process
of addressing we still need to do more
boom there he is man that's his
announcement speech and I got to say He
Came Out Swinging yeah I the vibe is
nice right now I thought he was the
right pick but David A lot of people
think kamla Harris picked him or a lot
of people think Donald Trump picked JD
Vance as his running rate but really
what's going on and what are we about to
explain basically there is is a DNC
which is a National Committee there's a
RNC and they make these decisions based
off political calculus so we know guys
this doesn't have anything to do with
being Asian well actually it does
because Tim Waltz just like Kanye used
to live in China back in the day but um
I'll say this there is a hidden calculus
behind everything and we are going to do
our best to break it down for you guys
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is the New York Times article that says
he stands out in a sea of Elites and
Strivers basically saying this guy is
the fun Midwestern Uncle legitimately
that every politician tries to portray
themselves as but probably isn't in
reality so he's you're everybody's
saying he really walks the walk when it
comes to the midwestern dad Vibes right
like this guy's the real deal he coached
a high school championship football team
yeah I mean he's got photos like hugging
pigs and stuff like that and just the
fact that he used to teach in China in
1989 that's actually something really
Midwestern people do yeah he's married
to a teacher too anyways guys we're
going to get into the reasons why the
DNC picked Tim Walls and why it was
probably the best decision to accompany
KLA Harris honestly it reminds me of
like the Raptors picking up Scotty
Barnes in 2022 where I was like man what
a good draft pick um Andrew here is a
photo of him getting a DUI to be fair
when he is uh when he was very young hey
you know know what that's real a lot of
people got DUI uh he does look like Jim
gaffan and Warren Buffett yeah I think
so and also like he's just got those
white eyebrows he's only 60 years old
which actually isn't that old but I
think he looks a little bit older than
he is well he looks about like 75 yeah
he looks like a friendly Dick Cheney um
he is a Minnesota Evangelical Lutheran
if you guys know about Minnesota that is
a very
Minnesotan uh religious identity don't
you know yeah so I mean I would say
listen I'm not super like I didn't know
who the governor of Minnesota was at the
time so you know I wasn't one of his
followers I would say most people on the
coastlines unless you're super tapped
into politics had not known Tim Walls
before this but everybody's just hearing
about him he's the new guy so
everybody's consuming all this
information all right number one guys
here's the political calculus and we're
going to break it down kamla had to Wing
swing state votes in the midwest here
are the states that matter these are the
swing States so if she would have picked
Pete Budaj due to his identity it was
going to be too many first things
already because she's Jamaican black and
Indian and she's the GNA be the
president so if she picked Buddha it's
just too much going on right sure I I
guess I could see what they're saying
and uh uh yeah Josh Shapiro Andrew he
was the governor of Pennsylvania which
has the city of Philadelphia in it right
but here's the thing uh Josh Shapiro
he's also very young he acts like Obama
but he's actually very very uh pro-
Israel so that was going to complicate
things for her again right right and and
maybe he doesn't seem like a a good old
Midwestern guy you know Well he seems
more like a coastal Elite maybe a little
bit of a city slicker right right right
so they want the Ruddy Warren Buffett
like I know how to like fish something I
know how to shoot a can in the backyard
with a gun look yeah I mean yeah he also
kind of looks like John McCain now I
think about it like he just has that
like kind of American Dad I watch
football Vibes but I like also make
cheesy jokes to my son you know what I
mean yeah yeah no he looks like a
Democrat from 30 years ago to be honest
like not maybe the modern day iteration
of the party um I'll say this what when
you are trying to expand your voter base
you don't want to double down on states
that you've already won I would say that
Tim Waltz uh opens it up to states that
kamla maybe was weak
right right right I mean you're talking
about Michigan you're talking about
Wisconsin you're talking about uh North
Dakota North Carolina these states like
they I think there's a lot of Tim Waltz
in your community if you live in these
people who visually look like people who
act like this like this is a nice he
seems like a nice Dad I don't know what
the dirt is on him maybe he has no dirt
maybe he hasn't been corrupted we're
going to talk about it yeah Point number
two Andrew Democrats wanted to avoid
looking super sterious typical woke
right basically this is a chart Andrew
from a recent political newspaper in
Japan breaking down the things that
white Democrats and white Republicans
like yeah it's hilarious it did it did
uh so I mean just from a from a racial
standpoint now you have a black woman
who is also half asian half Indian South
half South Asian and then now you got
this super nice white dad and like super
dad Vibes so I'm saying there's a good
balance there right
and I think that's what they were going
for no it's like Carl Anthony towns and
Rudy goar one guy shoots threes one guy
protects the rim and I'll say this
Andrew he was acting super white talking
about Bruce Springsteen Let's contrast
that with kamla's first announcement
with Megan the stallion right you know
what I mean cuz they probably Andrew the
Dems were probably like damn we just did
something that everybody thought we
would do let's do something that people
would not think we would do all right um
Point number three Andrew both tickets
are splitting about 120 years of age but
interestingly enough with trump it goes
80 for him 40 for JD Vance uh kamla and
Tim Waltz are both 60 right but I'm
saying but it doesn't present that way
no and I would say Tim Waltz presents as
a
70-year-old and Kamala presents more as
a 50-year old so that would be how it is
viewed um here's the thing about Trump
and JD Vance first of all I don't think
Trump actually personally wanted to pick
J J Vance I don't think he likes how
ideological he is to I think the RNC
picked JD Vance for Donald Trump uh
which is logical but also I don't think
JD Vance seem to have the good chemistry
but it seems like KLA and Tim Waltz
right now might look more like a pair
like might be more on the same page
right now yeah like a Odd Couple but it
like works yeah um I think that like you
said people they want people who
identify with Tim Waltz to feel
comfortable with the ticket yeah and a
lot of by the way I think a lot of
people who identify with Tim Waltz as a
personality of his generation even with
his look I think a lot of those people
can even vote Republican and swing to
the Democrats like I think he does
appeal to a lot of conservatives you're
saying a lot of
centrists or a lot of neutral people
that could go either way or a lot of
moderate conservatives yeah uh Point
number four JD Vance has a lot of famous
quotables or you could say Infamous
quotables recently because he is an
author from Yale and he quote unquote
had that hillbilly background even
though some people are questioning it
but it's true that JD Vance has a lot of
quotables out on the internet right now
however Tim wals basically called him a
fake blue collar Guy saying he's not a
real blue collar guy he went to Yale I
never went to Elite institutions I don't
even care about power I just got picked
I'm the true blueco collar guy right
right right now by the way I do not
defending his background but you can
still be from a bluecollar background
and end up at Yale but regardless it was
a pretty good dig at him yeah yeah I
think the truth is JD Vance was exposed
to the hillbilly lifestyle more than
other people at Yale were but not more
than like people actually living in it
every day who will never see the halls
of elite Global power sure Point number
five Andrew he uh Tim wals is actually a
really good speaker he uses hyper simple
language and he's a strong debater
whereas Kamala being a lawyer is famous
for spewing random word salad yes yes
guys let's be honest we've all seen a
clip of Kamala saying something that
doesn't really make sense not in a Joe
Biden Donald Trump doesn't make sense
way but just almost like like she no
she's trying to like use legal Lees
right yeah yeah she's trying to use the
legal terms because she's a lawyer she
was a prosecutor so she got to like
think of all these different ways to be
roundabout but Tim Walt seems like a
straight shooter and he's going to use
uh verbage and like vocabulary that
everybody can understand and listen he
used to coach a football team so he
knows how to command a crowd and I think
I'm not going to lie guys I'm playing up
the football team thing because that's
something that none of these other
candidates did he knows how to speak to
young guys and get them riled up and
lead them he is much more directly from
the core of the bases that people want
to appeal to in this upcoming election I
mean he's also from the military too
Point number six Andrew they are about
to have a Midwest showdown between the
VPS so basically everybody's saying that
everybody's sort of spoken for on the
presidential side right but the VPS are
going to make the huge difference and he
said there's two different types of VPS
this is what a uh expert analyst said
you've got Scott Irish which is what I
believe JD Vance is versus Minnesotan
and these are two different types
because motans are typically more
neutral left they elected Jesse Ventura
like they're either independent or
slightly left whereas Scots Irish more
your Appalachian Midwestern is very
right like in terms of archetype these
are Midwestern archetypes interesting
yeah because there is a lot of Scots
Irish like Bloodlines I guess in more in
the Appalachian guys we're talking about
different types of white people here
that's interesting no but I'm so
obviously these political analysts they
understand all these hyper nuanced
subtribes of white that let's be honest
a lot of minorities we would just be
like what but yeah these are real things
they exist we' we've traveled in this
area before and um Point number seven it
goes to show you that the Democrats are
probably running are throwing everything
at the wall to beat Trump because it's
very unlikely that even if comma wins
she's going to win another four because
she's going to be views as an extension
of Biden it's also highly unlikely that
Tim Waltz would run for president if
they do win if he does win as VP so
basically it's like I think that
basically they're doing everything they
can to stop Trump's last shot
potentially enacting project 2025
whether you guys believe believe that or
not because it looks like the pattern
will switch back right for sure because
if you look at the presidency since
1960 uh it's basically been switching
back every eight years like just
alternating between parties right right
right yeah unless
unless Kamala happens to win and they do
a really good job then I guess it's
possible that Democrats would run again
would well I'm not saying they wouldn't
run again but it's just unlikely because
literally nobody's won more than 8 years
in a row that's true um I'll say this I
do think it's interesting Andrew that
he's been to China like 20 times yeah
explain that explain so basically uh he
did a year teaching at falson number one
high school in 1989 and since then you
know especially back then Andrew they're
treating the white guys so good
especially the folksy white guys with
all the folksy Chinese people he went
back like 10 other times so he actually
has a very interesting perspective on
China he said you know I love Chinese
people I don't agree with the Chinese
government but I see the Chinese people
as very very human to me which is I
think very different than a lot of other
politicians that dehumanize both the
people and the government wow Tim Walls
he say that we're other human being wow
that is thank you so much like no other
politician ever say that about people
living in China so Tim thank you that
you see us as humans and that you do not
see Chinese people as adversarii enemies
they just don't see us as evil the
midians all right let's get into the
comments section guys first of all by
now you've heard a little bit of Tim
Walts I'm learning about him so let us
know any other facts that you know about
him facts please and then uh yeah let us
know what you think about him because I
I you know I'm not a huge fan of kamla
to be honest but I kind of like this Tim
guy right right right real quick here's
some quick comments on him somebody said
stop calling him a progressive he's more
like a Centrist so basically there're
still AR arguing about where to how to
Brand him because at this point and
we're so close to the election it ain't
even about the truth it's about The
Branding yeah yep um some people said
he's like Joe Biden 20 years younger
which is kind of like a center left type
of guy which it seems like it checks out
based off what I've seen doesn't seem
like a bad move for the DNC yeah
somebody said that he's not I'm just
glad he's not an elite he doesn't seem
like he's obsessed with power or
obsessed with money like he literally
just cares yeah he's not corrupted yet
right right right he actually reminds me
of my citizenship teacher Mr dockerty
who was the leader of the National Guard
in Washington state for a while shout
out to Mr Dockery yeah I mean ultimately
listen guys some people are going to
base vote based on party right A lot of
people are already aligned with whatever
aligns with their values their top
priorities or pocketbook on either side
however there is a good portion of
people who are undecided and I would say
Andrew in my opinion for the undid
people this was a very strong pick in FA
of the Democrats like they they made a
good read I think this was a this was a
pretty good draft pick man this was like
uh who is this drafting man like just
somebody who just fit in right away like
uh I don't want to say dearen fox yeah I
mean somebody who fits right away I I
was going to say Jaylen Brown and Tatum
together but that actually took a while
to materialize right right but anyways
basically I think this was the right
pick you know given that to be honest I
had no idea who the VP for KLA Harris
was going to be and I didn't actually
know a lot of them I just knew like Pete
Budaj and a couple others but like this
guy solid man but but is it at this
point just to win an election because if
the Dems still continue to be soft on
crime and give away a ton of money
they're still going to be the scarecrows
basically lacking a brain Andrew and if
Republicans still just listen to greedy
companies and divide everybody with like
kind of like mean or divisive speech
they'll still be the Tin Man having no
heart regardless of who they put as
these figureheads right like I'm saying
as an entire apparatus like you're
saying the DNC picked Tim Waltz the RNC
picked JD Vance to win an election but
if they continue both as a party to be
the Scarecrow and Tin Man I mean I guess
the old stereotypes will just still hold
true yeah I mean I guess we'll see guys
maybe you hate what democratic policies
have done so far and no matter even if
you Tim Waltz is endearing and Charming
as a Midwestern football coach dad that
it doesn't matter to you or maybe this
looks hopeful to you you know maybe
you're like oh hey I was kind of looking
for to see if something else could
inspire me because maybe I'm not super
inspired by you know everything else
that the Democrats are offering you know
or maybe you're just like yo Trump all
the way I'm I'm rolling with my guy
Trump guys uh I think that you know
ultimately everybody wants something
better for America there's obviously so
many different ways to go about it it
kind of reminds me well the quote from
the show Fallout on Amazon Prime that I
just watched is a really pretty good
show um everybody wants to save the
world but nobody can agree on how also
there's a quote uh attributed to Winston
Churchill or John Adams if you're not a
liberal at 20 you have no heart if
you're not a conservative at 40 you have
no brain or you have no money
all right everybody let us know in the
comments down below what do you think
about the Tim Walls pick uh any opinions
what's your first impressions you don't
got to be an expert on them but let us
know hey man there's a hidden calculus
behind everything I can if I can analyze
different Zoom strobes versus this
cushioning system in a sneaker I'mma
apply it to anything until next time
guys let us know what you think in the
comments section below we out peace
