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What is that thing do? That's an eye removal machine Hi Rachel, I'm dr. Miller Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine So we're done then almost but first we got to start. Okay. This is the glaucoma test. Uh-huh sit down Put your chin here Now fill small puff of air in each eye Small puff of air come on Here we go, all right one two three Sorry, all right Okay, ready, huh one two, I'm sorry That's okay, okay, okay One uh-huh You know what you're young you probably don't have glaucoma Okay, so it's very very nice to meet you sir, and I'm what are you are you crazy Minor infection in that left eye I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week, and you'll be as good as new Yeah, no, I I don't I don't put things in my eye Okay, then I guess we'll see you back here in three months great. I'll fit you for a glass eye Okay, just give me the damn drops Dr.. Miller PECFD Very good Monica You know where they are Do you have a getting close on yeah, really no But we we didn't have Tag so I don't remember much about last night. It was such a blur. Oh I Remember laughing. Well. I left a lot if we didn't have sex Oh, I'm glad we didn't do anything stupid Hi hey So I still lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow, and I'll have my health insurance back in no time That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now? But what's wrong with you Well I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before and then they passed out and I've been able to stand up since But I don't think it's anything serious This sounds like a hernia you have to you go to the doctor no way Hey look if I'm gonna go to the doctor for anything. It's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach That's a hernia, but I have to start working out again Damn you 15 I guess I'm just really sad that I'm leaving I'm gonna miss you so much This doesn't have to be so sad though You know maybe instead of just thinking about how much you're gonna miss each other You should like think about some of the things that you're not gonna miss I Don't think there's anything come on there's gotta be something I have one Right okay, you can go first well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pin Anything you know does Rachel move the phone pin Always actually Not just the phone pin I Never get my messages you get your messages Well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch Chandler or your mom Or Chandler or your mom Great it worked no one's sad Mom Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. Oh, thank you Chandler. I just bought it. Oh, yes well, it's very beautiful, and it's cream colored and tight and I'm in tie. I mean it's not too tight not that I was looking at What's the matter with him? I think he's down again What dude I need to talk to you a sec Okay, I think I might know why my parents don't like you you do why okay remember we were young Hey spring break sophomore year I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and Jumped out the window What why did you do that? I don't know This was the first name that popped into my head. I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't think it didn't matter How could it not matter? How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college let alone you'd be living with my sister What about all that friends forever stuff? I don't know I was all high Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me Ross I can't believe you'd do that the reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me okay So will you fix this okay? Okay? I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high No, who should I say it was? It's not like it's a big deal you don't still do it or anything all right all right now Now who should I say tricked me into doing it? Let's go oh Yeah about telling mom and dad I was thinking about maybe writing a letter You know what that's it. You've had your chance Mom dad Ross smoked pot in college Mom dad You remember that that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana yes Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot, but It was me Sorry And dad you know that mailman that you got fired didn't steal your Playboys Ross did Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing Monica dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year Monica and Chandler are living together Rachel and Vegas and got divorced That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds All right Monica why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me and we kind of figured about the porch swing Ross drugs divorced again What happened son I I got tricked into all those things Chandler you've been Ross's best friend all these years stuck by him during the drug problems And now you've taken on Monica as well well, I don't know what to say You're a wonderful human being Thank you no, thank you Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you. I'll talk to them