影帝鄭則仕主演古裝美食喜劇《廚神駕到》EP01：身懷烹飪絕技的天才常滿，一次偶然的機會跨進京城王府，本該波瀾不興的命運由此發生鬥轉，拯救朝廷的重任竟然落到了這位小人物身上，「滿漢一桌」成為他一生的夙願

Ah! lord What's your trouble? Ah ah lord lord lord Thirteenth brother Brother Thirteen, what's wrong? Brother Thirteen Thirteenth brother Thirteenth brother Ah eighteen brother Queen Mother Hurry up and go to the palace to get the medicine The prince is sick Stop Who? Why are you in the Kirin Palace so late? Hmm, I know you. It's from the Regent's Palace What? My guards were killed? Report to the Emperor Early morning downpour Blood in the palace Now fully investigating Report to the Emperor The regent arrives The minister meets the emperor Uncle is exempt Thank you Emperor The emperor's subordinates and the emperor's royal guards Conflict with the morning lead to bloodshed Chente came to inform the emperor It turns out that my royal guard was killed by your men Where is the murderer now? The minister has convicted and executed him Executed why Just because he killed the emperor's men What! A guard was killed I am deeply disturbed The matter was not tried by the Ministry of Criminal Justice Uncle killed again without authorization That's too bossy I just want to give the emperor an explanation Explain that it is snowing now Two people died in Anjiacheng Uncle, how do you want to explain it? How does the emperor want the minister to explain? The Empress Dowager arrives Empress Dowager auspicious The son-in-law has seen the queen mother flat body Queen Thank You Due to the fact that the Empress Dowager came forward to mediate the murder in the palace And then nothing happened. The regent Dorgon tried to please the queen mother Proposed a plan to build Chengde Villa This led to the imposition of heavy taxes on the civilian population Therefore The contradiction between Shunzhi and Dorgon deepened lord elevate him Blame him for being reckless Let me be humiliated in front of the emperor The old horse made me pull the donkey and let me load the cart again What are you doing? You are a monk from Tongji Temple I'm not. Now these are all things about Tongji Temple You didn't do it, did I? Hmph, bully me every time I'm waking you up If it is in Shaolin Temple? You still have to pick shit Really people do not know the blessing in the blessing Uncle Man Hey, Wei Hmm wow debt collector Don't run Full uncle full uncle full uncle Wei What am I looking at here? I don't know Uncle Ma Hahaha Wow, two more Uncle Ma Wow uncle ma Uncle Ma Where did he go? The little man has come out, right? Whoops whoops Hahahaha Wei, I'm here. Why are you hiding here? Play hide and seek You can't play with me, hahaha. Do you think Uncle Ma is playing with you? Is he hiding from the debtor? What are you talking about, little monk? Na for you Thank you Uncle Ma Miserable Uncle Man, you have read it several times today, stupid What on earth is going on? This is not good Do you know what the court said? To start cracking down on corrupt officials It was a good thing But to recover years of backlogged taxes Wow, the common people are not miserable I'm just in debt No taxes owed What are you laughing at? Now the economy is bad Business is hard All walks of life are collapsing Where do you ask the common people to go to make money? Unless you open a bank like your family? Hey, when it's time, say hello to your mother for me. Got it. Bye. Uncle Wan Oh Wu Nian So what's up? Ah go that way Why go to the vegetable market? Go around in a big circle It's faster over there. Oh, I see. You are afraid of being caught by the creditor again How can there be so many creditors? It's late, all the good things have been bought out A little faster. Got it. Mother Xiaowei is back Wow, it's beautiful. Uncle Man gave it to you, right? Mother, if you like it, I will give it to you. I made this for you. Wow So cute I like it. Mr. Wei is coming soon Prepare in advance. Ahhhhh Ah! Uh-huh. Everyone please line up first Our bank will have arrangements. OK Hello second lady Second Miss Call me you two come with me Sister, I'm back. Let the mother and daughter come first Do you know the rule of three non-borrowing in the Jiang family bank? What is three non-borrowing? Let me tell you something. Those who borrow money to take concubines will not borrow Those who borrow money to gamble will not borrow Don't you borrow these three? No relatives for no reason Why don't you borrow it for no reason without relatives? Borrow money to let you run away Who am I going to collect debts from? What is the reason for you? Come to our Jiang's bank to borrow money It's not for my daughter's future Her fiancé's son-in-law went to Beijing to make up for the exam It's missing these 10 taels of entanglement. Is your mother talking about your fiancé? Well, he is from Tongzhou. My mother and I came from the countryside to take care of him Yeah, yeah. Why didn't he come and see for himself? He is studying hard Hope to be able to Jinke High School What if he is famous Sun Shan? This account is on your head I know I know Sister, I'm done asking It's up to you. Deal with it. Big lady Let the mother and daughter sign the IOU Calculate the interest Lend them ten taels Ah, you deal with me Zhou, let's go Thank you ma'am Thank you Miss 2 Thank you Sister, why do you want to borrow over 5 taels of silver again? Auntie is sick Gotta ask the doctor to get some medicine or something She's not your mother If you are used to being full like this It will give her an inch You know what? See for yourself when she pays back the money she borrowed What can be done then? Of course, to find Chang Man See what she does. Debt repayment We are not a good hall The boss is out of time. Don't be noisy, I'm picking out something good Hey I want this basket Hey Sir, how much are you paying? Boss Guangfa Ji bid 8 cents Boss, I will pay 8 cents. I picked it first You walked away One, two, two. The host only gave us 8 cents to buy food. I'll give you two, two, five. three taels Three two five four taels Four, two, five. 5 taels Fat man, can't you buy another one? Basket? Then why don't you buy another basket? The price of vegetables is so high. Are you not afraid of losing money? I have a lot of money and I like to pay None of your business you bite me I only heard that Buddha steamed a stick of incense I just want to steam this basket of dishes You still don't understand Fat man where did you come from Finally want to know my name You stand firm I am Chang Man, the chef of Tongji Temple Ha ha. It was a cook Cooker Do you need such a good cabbage? You guys will make some home-cooked side dishes Even giving you good food is a waste You fart, right? I'll just fart and fry the vines for you Don't argue, it's too late to go up the mountain The abbot has to curse again Hey, didn't you see that? She messed with me first What's it to me? Okay, let's compare Of course I have guts What a comparison! It's better than a plate of cabbage Let's find someone to be the referee Who did it well Who takes this basket of vegetables Loser pays That's a deal. Smaller than me from head to toe How can you beat me? Old horse come Please check who that referee is. OK How is this cooking? less oil and more material I used three cabbage for just one dish OK Fatty, how many water spinach do you want to use to fry a dish? Cooking is not more than the ingredients. Do you understand? Cook with heart Humph Babao tea Sichuan people like spicy food Shopkeeper Liu, please drink Babao tea Can't find it. Like to drink eight treasure tea Either Chongqing or Sichuan Get more chili OK Excellent color and fragrance Humph Here you go. Learn Shopkeeper Liu, this is our special dish of Guangfa Ji Fried cabbage with sliced meat Please hahaha OK Not bad. Not bad. Hahaha Please report the number. dish name shopkeeper I don't have a name for this dish yet. Because I just created it myself What I do is to dry the cabbage first Force out sweetness Put some more chili Add its fragrance Hot oil again Have an original flavor Shopkeeper, please try it. OK Not bad. Not bad. Wang Pangpangman wins Thank you for your entertainment Our chef is coming back If you want to eat good food, please move to our Tongji Temple Welcome. OK Do you want me to give you some advice? So that you can improve a little. Please. Don't provoke him You always provoke me Also helping outsiders hum Slow down slow down kid Mother, the scenery here is very good. Oh, boy. How many people do you see? How strong is this incense? They are all here to fast Ouch, mother, this wish has been two years Yeah, mom Did you get your wish today? Oh, dear. Ouch. So fragrant Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Eat slowly There seems to be a place Hey, it's not easy for you two to sit down Finally found a spot! Then you sit down I'll get it, I'll get it. Hey How come? This high official Something to say, something to say How come? You know what? This is what I left for our young master Go away This young master You have pity on my mother She has trouble with her legs and feet Just let her have a bite Take them away from me go go go Don't touch my mother Ahhhhh The bandit nine-striped dragon is on me Go, go, go. Hey, slide carefully Ah mother Sit down aaaaaaah Kid, stop killing people Ahhh No, this knife is for cutting vegetables or something Betray my mother Send us down the mountain Are you going to use me as a hostage? On the front Damn fat man summons my mother Come on, I'll fight with you Ahhhhh Second Miss There's been a homicide in the Wanted Division Changman was really kidnapped I thought I could eat some fast food this time If Changman is killed Are we really going to lose everything when we die? Does anyone know where they went? Some say they ran towards the lake Come with me to collect debts OK Hahahaha Just got the news. The nine-tailed dragon killed someone in Tongji Temple Now he took the hostage and fled into the mountains I'll give it to you at 8 o'clock. Your good brother Chang Man is in Tongji Temple It was he who was held hostage by the nine-tailed dragon Hurry up! Hurry up! 9 o'clock, I won again Hahahaha Hey, hey. Hey big brother big brother Wait a minute Take a break Take a break Why are you walking so slowly? I also want to go faster than you. But I can't move on my feet. Are you going? Hey big brother You are young and strong Good figure Good martial arts I'm fat and fat Carrying your mother on your back How can I walk so fast? Oops fat cook You're exhausted. Put me down, come on No, auntie I put you down. Your son will behead me All right, put my mother down What did you say? I let your mother go Don't kill me! Come on, slow down. Hey, hey, let's go Oh mother Have you worked hard? I'm fine, I'm not Fat cook, go away Go quickly I want to leave. But will your son let me go first? The turn is coming You go first Hey me I'll go first, then. Uh but if I go You have no hostages It's dangerous if they chase after them Oops fat cook You have a good heart. This is what you are willing to keep. Did the fat man make it difficult for you just now? I see your filial piety I want to eat fast for your mother I will help you by carrying her to Tongji Temple I hope you survive this. It's hard to say whether you can escape this disaster But fat man, you are interesting Hey, the officers and soldiers are coming soon. Let's just go. Oh hey Auntie, come up Fatty, you worked hard just now Let me come Mother, sit down Hey Let's go Jump jump jump stand Chase over there drive drive drive drive Miss This is obviously a fork in the road Which direction do you two think the longboard will run? Hey, second lady Here's some cloth. And there are some footprints Did they leave this place? Oh, that's obviously a lie Otherwise You go over there and have a look. I'm going this way. We split up Yeah, OK. Be careful, guys Miss go It was Miss Jiang Er Good men don't fight with you Who are you? Bye bye So you are Aobai from Jianrui Camp Exactly below You think you're playing tricks Create a bunch of fake footprints to open the Qing army I will believe you. Hmph, it's really smart You don't want to save Lest you take risks It turns out that you want to get the silver reward alone Smart, so don't argue with me. I'd rather go Ah auntie I see you're hungry Come and eat a flower roll first Why did you do this? Nothing good, don't dislike it. Although I am not lucky enough to eat your fast food But you can eat the flower rolls you made with your own hands I also died without regret Please don't say that. Aobai don't do it ever full ever full Hey, how did you come? I'm here to ask you for money Aobai brought you here He's here to catch the nine-striped dragon forest ring I'm here to ask you for a debt We are not related When will you pay back the money? When will you have the money and when will you return it? It's going to kill you. Tell him to stop Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ah! Ahhh Aobai Aobai hurry up Is an old man Please spare my son I beat him up, I didn't even know it was an old man. You are not allowed to touch my mother Let him go He is a dutiful son More filial than me Hey let it go No reward I thought you were here to save me So you are Reward, of course I'm for you Why don't you have any compassion? Come on old lady Come come Brother Long, sorry to come Get up, oops A misunderstanding No fight, no acquaintance He's my brother. Aobai come here You fat man Good people let you do it You are the bad guy I'm not a good person anymore. Come on, let's be good friends Come and get it Hey, don't you know each other? We are brothers My son will definitely change his ways In my lifetime He will never be a robber again Brother, I will definitely make a big deal I will definitely repay your favor fat man Thanks a lot. Mother let's go The cooked duck flies again You you Are you afraid you won't have a chance? It's all your fault! So compassionate. It's over to see Caihuashui What's it to me? It was you who saw the old man kneeling and begging you to soften your heart I'm not in the way of money Hey, did you make a mistake? I'm here to save you. Not here to receive the reward Wow then I'm not trying to repay you for saving your life All right, you two, stop acting in front of me Since you are brothers That's high You pay the fat guy back I'm just right Because I borrowed half of the money from your sister for her sake Hey, you have to believe that we are good brothers. Just help Lend us some money How much to borrow? Old debt outstanding I want to borrow it again No, this is the first time I asked you to borrow money. Yeah, I don't know you well. Not familiar It doesn't matter. With him as a guarantee No problem, I promise. He doesn't pay back the money, I'll pay it back Hey, I'll pay back the principal and interest soon. Right. I found out that no she has a crush on me That counts. Hey, don't go. What do you want? The rules of the bank do not lend I know I can't borrow it. Lend to Aobai He doesn't prostitute or gamble Old-fashioned Lend him lend him Lend me lend me Hey, you don't borrow money. I'll do it by book. How can I pay my business? He asked Aobai not to ask him He has a heart of stone No compassion. I'll take you to his sister to borrow it general Pardon? Don't go, don't go Bank rules One cent interest Pay back in seven days Ah, just five taels. Maybe tonight. I'll give you back one piece with interest Wow, that's a lot. Why don't you borrow 500 taels from her sister? Don't think about it. Kill her, don't say no to face Four, five and six big chases Hahahahahahaha Hey I listen I listen I'm right Bet again People say that if you don't die, you will be blessed It turned out that it was really going to be sent. Hahaha We won 5 in a row Enough to pay It's gone, it's unstoppable The last one The last one How much do you think we won 5 in a row? I borrowed 5 taels. 5 in the middle, a total of 160 taels. That's right. That's enough. Why bet on the sixth one? Even if you bet on the sixth one, it's not all suppressed. Hey, you said we're all going to win That's 360 taels. What about now? How much is it? Hey, are you afraid that I have no money to return Jiang Xinyue? What else is there to be afraid of? There must be no money to pay That's it, you can transfer the debt to my account Don't be afraid of the infinite road We still have a way to make money. And are you kidding me? Is it a financial road or a dead end? If you don't borrow it, you won't have money. I still have 100 taels. Hahaha, did you see it? I'm on 100 taels. Huh? Oh, I'm really going to do it. What to do then? Who told us to wait for money? Hey look I'm really sorry. I'm really in a hurry to wait for the money. In the future, I will burn more paper money for you. Let you enjoy it in the underworld I will come to Hao's house one by one to worship you I hope you bless me. Hurry up Hey wait What if it turns out to be a woman? Take a gamble That's not a good bet Ah, the sun is going down Hurry up Come and kill Tongji Temple yesterday The plaintiff in the Human Incident case is brought to court My lord, my son was beaten to death by the nine-striped dragon in the wanted room Jianrui Camp Aobai See County Lord The villain is always full to see the county magistrate What are you doing in Jianrui Camp? Report to the county mayor Yesterday, I caught the nine-striped dragon on the mountain Rescued Chef Chang Man You are the blessed cook in the main house, always full Just below The county magistrate was Aobai who rescued me from the tiger's mouth What about the murderer, the nine-striped dragon? That's right. Has the suspect nine-striped dragon been captured? The head is here What! You killed the nine-striped dragon It took a lot of effort Just cut off the head of the nine-striped dragon Uh, I'm here to report to the officer to receive the reward. Nagasaka can testify Yeah, I saw them fight with my own eyes Finally, Aobai killed him Aobai is amazing Hurry up, throw the head up to me Report to the county magistrate My son died a few hours ago He was dug up and beheaded Well, there is such a thing Who would want to die? Open head Test this head a priori Aobai this head How can I prove that it is the head of the nine-striped dragon? And correct? Can you testify? Yes, it's a nine-striped dragon. The county magistrate, this is my son That's my son's head. What a dare How dare you tease me? Colluded with bandits to rob tombs and cut off heads You are guilty Oh my lord Is there something to discuss? Actually, it's not a big deal. We just killed a dead head Right? It's a big deal. You sentence me to jail Hey, this has nothing to do with him. Guilty is my responsibility That won't work. You have to pull it out. Pull together You're out of luck today Do you know An order has just been issued from above Strike down on criminals Just use you to kill chickens to make an example of monkeys, these three crimes Enough to sentence you to death Come on, put them in jail Cut tomorrow Humph, big hero Bah I'm the hero. We are now Hu Luo Pingyang Hmph, I'm just not reconciled I'm even more unwilling I've always had no ambitions I just want to be a happy person Let my mother see me marry a wife It's enough to have a baby Now I have to wait for the next life. Don't worry. Have me Just my ability I'll do great things out of this door Aobai we are going to die What's the big deal? Even if I can't live forever It will also be stinky forever ACHOO Are you finished yet? I can't sleep because of the noise, do you know? Ouch haha Laughing to death, I'm hungry and can sleep all day Hey hey you two bastards Bastard, do you think I'm like you? Grandson starve you to death Lao Tzu's feast is coming soon Hey, hey, hey. This shit again I want to eat chicken Eat chicken hey This is a restaurant You can still order Hey Lao Tzu What crime did you commit? Hey, hey, they're all death row inmates here I kill and set fire Rape a civilian girl So what? Lao Tzu is still popular Drink spicy hahahaha Humph, it's really different lives Hahahaha Not like us Sooner or later you will be beheaded beheading Humph I have a stiff neck Take two days off here I'm still having a good time outside Here comes the chicken OK Hmm delicious delicious Oh, don't eat chicken! The boss can't eat chicken. Two days ago, all the chickens in Tongzhou Market died of chicken plague The chicken eaters are also dead So scary Oh, I heard that too. It is said that the death was miserable Pack up on you? Then the orifices bleed Oh, I feel itchy talking about it now. Oh, dear. It's so uncomfortable. Ahhhhhh You bastard I'm going to kill you! Do you have a do-over? Don't come in if you keep arguing, listen? Drink, drink Mother grandma Sorry for the pain. Niang Nagasaka unfilial I can't serve you as an old man I'm sorry for you. Mother this old bone It doesn't matter, I'd rather die for you. No, no. Mother, you can't die I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for the ancestors of the Chang family The ancestors of the Chang family have no eyes Can't bless you The Cheng family used to be a wealthy family for three generations At the hands of your grandfather and your father Otherwise, you wouldn't be where you are today Mother, don't say that I'm not lucky. It's a mother who can't teach her son Empress Mammy Mammy Mammy Mammy Wake up, wake up Mammy get out of the way What are you doing? I'm here to save the birth mother You splashed my mother with shit Hey, this ancestral recipe works very well Just splash it You step aside That can't be wasted You listen to him Empress, please take my mother to see a doctor Ah good go oops Final condolences from the family Nice car Eldest Young Master Eldest Young Master Xiaomei Where is my mother? She didn't come. She was sad. She doesn't want white-headed people to send black-headed people. That would be fine. So as not to make her sad Riding a horse without thinking I have to go. Don't be sad. I'm not sad. Everyone in the temple sympathizes with you But the abbot only sent me alone They're not coming. It's good to have this heart Thanks. The host said that if no one collects the body for you I'll do it. I will recite a rebirth spell for you Let you go to the Western Paradise Well, it's not a waste of me to solicit so much business for Tongji Temple Didn't you say you won't cry when you die? Light as you say So many people come to see you Who came to see me? Didn't I come to see you too? Oh, really? Coco, I really don't want to die. You see, my wife is not asking for it now. The baby wasn't born? If you get a wife and have children Isn't it more sad to see you like this? Better than a bachelor That's right. That makes sense. Sorry. The money I owe you will be returned to you in the next life. It's all now Why do you still say that? According to the rules of the bank If the debtor is present We will definitely chase But you're going to die. Of course it's written off After I left I hope you can help me. Take care of my mother Don't worry, we will take care of it. Thanks. Time to return home Go go go go go fast boss Our brothers pawned all your clothes What? What? Your little stuff is worthless at all You don't have to pay back the money you owe our brothers Boss, our brothers won't talk to you anymore. You walk slowly We still have to be on duty We won't be far away. The brothers are gone You see you are tired of living, friend. Dead and tired neighbors Just be it Anyway, stretch your legs There's nothing left. Only redemption in the next life You don't move Otherwise it will be miserable if he cuts it in half Yeah, it's good you reminded me. Thanks. We will be brothers in the next life Good time Please