TITANIC THE LEGEND GOES ON BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

Here it is. That's the way to do it, boys. Understand. No. I let that line out. I was like, understand. Sorry. I forgot my line. What is it? Exactly. It's like, it was so unnerving because it was just long enough. But not long enough. I thought you were good. I thought at first, because she had that afro, I thought she was just black. That's what I thought. You understand. Get your black ass. Yeah. When you hear this shit, you understand. Hey everyone, support our Patreon, which helps us to continue bringing you our live streams, videos, and podcasts, while bringing you new content, such as exclusive live streams and animated shorts. So, everybody thinks they know the story of the Titanic. Everybody knows how this ship went out on a, it was supposed to be in sync, but went out on a fateful day and ran into an iceberg, and then it sank. I mean, we got a little bit more details from that. Apparently, there was a dude named Jack, who drew some girl's titties on there, and all that kind of good stuff. And she let him drown. And she let his ass drown, too. She let him up on that bridge. He tried one time. There's enough room for both of us. I don't think so, Jack. Yeah, yeah. He tried one time. He's like, there's not enough room. That fool was hanging on to us. You ain't got no future, nobody. If I let you up here, I can't stretch out. Yeah, she's looking at him. This is your problem, right? She's like, you know what? You didn't even know. I'm just going to fuck you on this trip. You know you are a distraction at best. Jack, you're poor. In fact, let me help you. No, no, no, no. It's easier this way. Some people, we know about all that right there, and that's cool. But we think we know the whole story, but you really do not. A lot of people don't know that the legend did continue. And it wasn't even humans that carried the story on the tell. And this is the thing that really upsets me. People don't really understand the struggle of all the cartoon mice and animals that really had to. There's a lot of dogs on there. They really had to live for years with their stories not being told. This movie right here, Titanic. The legend goes on. Aims to fix that. All kinds of passengers aboard the Titanic. And among them is a young. And they all look like something else. I can't put my hand on it. I feel like I've seen them before. I think I know that dog from somewhere. For a longer voyage of a lifetime. You're never going to find your precious mother. Bitch. Motherfucking bitch. Hell yeah. You orphan hoe. Knocked her ass off the ship. And on this journey, she will meet William, her one true love. A gay. Oh my god. How many lip gloss do you have on, man? Her gay friend who she thinks must have sex with. You have no one. You'll be the perfect beard. Mommy will be so excited. It was so wonderful meeting you, Victor Francesco. Don't even know your name. It's Angelica. Now that I found her, I'm not going to let her get away from me again. But there are some on board. Yeah, look at her. I'm going to turn your ass. You think you gay. Motherfucker, I'm going to get that dick. This is for kids, by the way. That's the most addressed she is in the entire movie. Yeah, she is. Because she still has a strap on. Her dreams. Now I know who's talking. We're going to talk about this. Oh, people's boy. Locket, it was that girl. Angelica, come here at once. Cruel Corinthia and her thieving partner. Y'all didn't even have to know. Oh my god, dude. No shame. Well, you couldn't even change the fucking name. Oh my god. You couldn't change the name. Oh, lord. I was like, you got a fucking name. They changed it from Cruella to Corinthia. But they had to put Cruel in there. They could have just said Corinthia. Cruel was in there. I know, but they was like, Cruella, Corinthia. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Ooh, got something in my chest. Cruella, oh, Corinthia, sorry. Gastly Gastonly. No, I know right here. Well, y'all are something else. Y'all have no shame. And Cruel Corinthia has the same two henchmen as Cruella. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're getting, don't get ahead. We're getting, we're getting to this. Because you know what? Like, look y'all, let's just, let's just go ahead and talk about this. As y'all can see, this has no shame. I ain't no use in even showing y'all the rest of the trailer, because we don't get into it. But you know what? I'm going to tell you something. The way, the way this opens up, you wouldn't even, you probably wouldn't even know that this is a story with cartoon talking animals. You probably wouldn't even know that it's, you wouldn't even know it's about the Titanic, man. The music and when it starts, that is so serious. And they don't have nothing but a black screen with some, some white font on there. You would think that this is a lifetime. You think this is a lifetime movie about somebody with cancer or something? A disease of the week movie. Until you get to that one screen that says a Titanic cartoons production. You'd be like, wait a minute, Titanic and cartoon don't even be in the same sentence. Right? Unless they just mean Titanic as an adjective. Clearly, this can't be related to the actual Titanic ocean liner. Yeah. This must have been a company that started making comedies and now they're getting serious. Yeah. If you didn't know anything about this and you walked into it and you started actually watching it after the title screen, you might actually come in and take it seriously for a little bit. You probably be like, shit, somebody, somebody animated the sinking of the Titanic. I'll be damned if it ain't, if it ain't working. They go hard with this people screaming as people fall into that death. They and you know what? Here's the thing about it. What's funny is, is like I like them because some people probably look at this and be like, man, you know, this is almost like watching the cartoon version of James Cameron's Titanic. I like it, but while it would be disturbing if it weren't for a couple of things that happened immediately. One, this bitch laughing. Sucks to be y'all. It's hilarious. He thought he was saving children. This bullshit right here. They, they said the Solomon shit when it comes to the ripping off game. These fools ripped off anything that was in reach. It's just fascinating the way they threw all this stuff together. It's like somebody just got through ripping off. They just, they walking out the Disney ball with a handful of loot and the door to Titanic is wide open. Fuck. All right. You hold this. Put these in the bag over here. And then somebody was working for Don Boo. Came running out and they bumped in everything. And even looked at Looney Tunes. Hey, I mean, the thing is, this is a joint venture between Spain and Italy. It's a, it's a Spanish Italian production. So I imagine they thought, well, if we still these American properties they'll never know. Right? Yeah. Just to go off and do them shitty commercials overseas. It'll probably never be translated. No, who's gonna know? Yeah, everybody. How you gonna sit up here and rip off this shit and think nobody's gonna know and then you advertise it to the world. Fuck out here. What's wrong with you? And I tell you what happened. So this is a foreign production that was clearly meant to rip off James Cameron's, James, James Cameron's Titanic. Those animators are worth in this movie. You know, while they're trying to get, they ripped off James Cameron's Titanic because I can, I can tell you why, because Titanic was made in 1997. This movie came out in 2000. So why took them three years to work on his bullshit? I don't know. But what we want to do is we want to get some of that, that young crowd too, you know, then not just any young crowd. We want that young crowd to have grandmothers just goes to like the bargain bin at Walgreens and buys the straight bullshit that they see thinking that it's authentic Disney something or it's authentic Titanic. Hey, you like that Titanic movie? Look what I got you. Oh shit. Man, I don't want that shit. It's like this is nice to me, ma. Your grandmother sees Titanic. The legend goes on and gives that shit to you thinking that you, that she's giving you Titanic. You just like grandma. That's talking mice in this shit. She's like no bonus. Yeah. They wait on a ticket. Once you want a Titanic, they even people the title. The title is even a ripoff of James Cameron's Titanic because this is called Titanic. The legend goes on. What's the biggest song right from Titanic 1997? The live-action version? Heart will go on. Yeah, not at the legend does first. People. And they even try to have their own ballot like that. They cram this boy. They cram to forget cramming a song down your throat. They cram this song right up your ass every time they and I want you to just listen. They got a singer on tour. That's on the on the ship and apparently she got one song. That's all she knows. Cuz she sings the shit out that song. Y'all remember this is going to come up several times. Yeah, remember this? That must have been her only hit. Forget being a one-hit wonder. You are only song one. Yeah, one song. One was saying it as the ship. Yeah. People. And they don't waste no time right after you see the stuff that's being ripped off with Titanic and everything. They don't waste no time going into the oh, they like man. We don't have we don't have time to waste. We have so many ripoffs to show you. So many stories so ripped off from other stories. Smorgasbord of steel. Like they right after you see that locket. This is the thing that you see next. Stop moping over that picture. You're never going to find your precious mother. And people like wow, what bitches man? They kind of like them holes from like this wicked stepmother and his stepsisters from Center. Oh shit. Wait a minute. Did you just just straight up? Gank that shit. The whole city wants to go man. Her steps. This is sure mean and ugly. Yeah, they sure hate her for no reason. No reason at all. Talk is shit. Are you didn't? Then you start thinking not only they just straight up rip off Cinderella, but wait a minute. Did you just bring a fairy tale story on the Titanic? Something that you mean to tell me you're going to trivialize and just disrespect over a thousand people that died with this card. Look, I know these people. I never thought because people you know me. I'm very very very very open-minded when it comes to to humor and you know some things you can always say like enough time has passed for some reason. I still like I still feel like saying it too soon. It's like man, you know, this is like I appreciate this because with this the movie lets you know what it is right off the bat. You go like they don't give a fuck about this. They don't care about nothing else. No, they don't say too soon. Give me Titanic or Cinderella. And this girl with this locket in the missing. I can't find my parents. This is very Anastasia as well. And it's very in the her character design down to the red hair. Yeah. Yeah, and the locket and the clothes and as if it's as if Anastasia took the place of Cinderella in the end and they ended up abusing her ass because that's what she's there for because you thinking well, maybe they'll just leave it on from there. Maybe that's just a nod and a wink, you know, I mean, I know they're not just gonna go and just follow that a whole story. I know y'all know better. They put her while they in first quarter. They put they they first up there. They were they in first class. They put her in dark dingy ass third class and then when they call her up to first class, they don't call up there for nothing but to abuse her and talk shit to her. You didn't pack our clothes properly. You clumsy girl so we can attend the reception to welcome us aboard like the dog. You are Angelica kind of bored. I want to get with the wicked stuff. Shit. I want to hit mom too. Sit all I'm looking in the background ass. Yeah. Hey, hey pick that shit up. Do something with yourself. Exactly. Do what you do what your family tell you to do. Instead of bullshit. I'm gonna go ahead and do this. Instead of bullshit. You know how in Cinderella they did the oh was this girl who was at the ball and she ran out. I just don't know damn. She was she made me horny. They got William over here doing the same thing. I met a sweet charming girl. I don't know who she is or even what part of the she's like, boy, you know, you gave me. That's hope in her eyes. Oh, but maybe maybe she would make a wonderful shopping. Maybe it was just a phase. She's like, boy, who the hell you lying to? Yeah, exactly. They're like, I have raised you. I just accepted this. And when he finds it, what do they do? I told y'all remember that song. It don't seem like a big deal right now because you're saying well shit. Come on, man. Even for a movie that's ripping off everything. You don't rip off from Disney. You got to put a dance number near with a song and whatnot. You remember this? You remember this song bookmarket bookmarket. Remember what I told you? And I'm gonna tell you is one of the few times that I did not mind that song and that song was killing me, but I did not mind it because when those two people get together, that dialogue is so bad. Oh, yeah, even for a cartoon. This shit is so bad. Now that I found her, I'm not going to let her get away from That's a different scene. By the way, that's a fucking different scene. That's a different scene when they play that song. And also just What are you looking at right now? Shaking his head. Are you about to jump in the water? What the hell? I don't belong in your world. It's me to you. No lip-syncing. I don't know whether to believe you or not. You know what? He's not telling her is like, you know, girl. Fuck you. I just, yeah, I just needed a friend to talk to. I need someone. So mummy will leave me alone. People in the village have been talking. Oh, oh, you thought I wanted to have No, I was looking for a friend. I thought I could trust you. I will treat you only with respect and never and never violate you. He almost pushes. Well, I mean, I mean, never is a lie. No, no, no, never. I have the highest respect for you. He almost pushed her ass overboard. You thought oh shit. Oh shit. No one will miss it. I will tell you this about their ripoffs. They're multifunctional. They can belong to one property and just easily slide on to the other one man, because these mice that they got in here, they got some mice in here and these mice are straight up. Now. First of all, the mice in this they are clearly and I you know, if you want to be if you want to be nice, you can say that they were quote-unquote inspired by an American tail shit. Fival is looking for his check, right? When I want to catch these motherfuckers in the street, it's gonna be something. And it's funny too because the mice they want to make them they they want to make them Yiddish and Jewish too, but they sound they sound way German man. Yeah, I'm like at first. And I don't even know it first kind of it. They don't even do that. Right? Cuz it might make you even think like are they were they actually Nazis and they just hit on the boat? Going to Argentina. Yeah. They just yeah, I'm not. I'm not buying it. Like listen to this man. Like my copy of Mein Kampf. Yeah. If you look at this man, it's you can even see how I might now I'll admit. I'm probably pushing it here a little bit. But even like the framing of that shot looks like an American town. Absolutely. Yeah, you're not pushing shit on purpose, right? Yeah, they looked at the poster and they said, yeah, that's a shot in the mood in the American tell the film too. And they said we don't just take this shit. Yeah, iconic shot from them. Yeah. Yeah, it really is. It really is. But here's the thing what I got said what I admire about this, you know, once you think that they ripped off an American tell they slide on to something else and all of a sudden they become the mice from Cinderella and they really are right down to the point where they go in and they start she's they start befriending. Rip off at a station called Anastasia to the same the same way the mice did in the Disney version of Cinderella. And what are you doing up there? He's like bread. Yeah. I look like she's going to eat him. I haven't eaten for weeks. Thank God. He's all walleyes. I could share this with my family or We got Cinderella up here. Yeah, we talked about Gaston already. We got the Dalmatians here. Corella. Come on. Come on in. Yeah, you know, see where you at Corella. Why are you hiding? Why are we bullshitting? Just get on in here. Because at first I said, you know what? I saw them ripping off everything else and I said, well shit, you might as well just go ahead and bring Corella DeVille in here. I was joking. I wasn't even I was playing and the movie says shit. We ain't here. It is. That's the way to do it. Boys understand. Sorry. I forgot my line. What is it? It was so nervy because it was just long enough. But I thought she was just black. Yeah, you understand. Black ass. You understand. That's the way to do it. Boys understand right down to the Cory and Martin hit. The thing is man. She would even than Dalmatians man that they're not even related to each other that I'm there. She's she belongs to a ring of thieves that got on the on the ship in pickpockets pickpockets. Why just because they could I mean that story even lend itself to anything. What's funny is that there are Dalmatians that have nothing to do with them. Yeah, that's what I just said. I said she doesn't even mess with those down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she don't do a thing with those Dalmatians. They don't even cross paths. I don't think half the time the pickpockets are going to ship with no means of escape the whole time to steal a ship from everybody. So I guess in the first night they start stealing. So it's like I guess he's gonna let the week play out the way it does. Okay. Yeah, people that story. They're not pickpocketing. Then it doesn't lend itself to shit on it. It has nothing to do with nothing on what they did was they made up a storyline so that they could have a ripoff Cruella DeVille. They even got a lady. You're a lady right there. They even got they even got lady from Lady and the Tramp except we've done it again. They're like wait a minute. That ain't no lady. And what the fuck and that kind of Southern voice is in another Disney movie and I don't know if it's a fox and a hound or a fox and a hound but then I'm thinking a dog. So I don't know. Maybe one of them may be one of the side dogs and laid in the chair, but I can't I mean, I don't know. Maybe maybe it is a female with just a deep voice. I don't know. We've done it again. That's a hound dogs voice. Yeah, we done it again. Yeah, I'm tripping on there because it sounds like something you know, I shouldn't I don't know. Maybe lady had us. Maybe she's trans. I don't know. I mean, maybe maybe this is way more progressive than we give it credit for it. I don't know. They said let's just go ahead and come over here. Just Jack Louis tunes off to real quick. Get us some of that that good old speedy Gonzalez. What's with the costumes guys? We've been on tour. Senor. Stereotypical as fuck. Senor. They've been on tour. Senor. We've been on tour. Senor. They went enough with one mouse. No. Yeah. They got all three. Mm-hmm. And give them all faith and by the way, I want you to notice this. I will listen if I have to praise this movie for something. I got to praise you more than the asylum when you rip off you rip the fuck off. You take an extra scoop a rip off right there. So we got not only speedy Gonzalez, but you got slowpoke Rodriguez. Yeah, I was gonna say that is that is definitely that's that is a trace of slowpoke. Rodriguez. That's that is the same. They just said this color of the hat different. That'll avoid a lawsuit. Won't it? We've been on tour. You know, my God, I will tell you this though. Yes, that is a ripoff. It's offensive, but it's one of the few things that make sense in this movie. They were on tour. Maybe they went to Spain, you know, that was good because I guess there's a mariachi band. Actually out of all the things in this movie that made sense to me. Yeah, mariachi band going on tour. Very popular band. You've been talking about these these mice and you've been talking about these dogs. Let's talk about the dog right now. Yeah, you know what we want to hear, you know, what we've been what we're here for what's up with that rapping dog that infamous rapping dog. I wish I could tell you something I wish I wish I wish I could I wish I could tell you what this is about. I wish I could make sense of it for you. Some of y'all have some of y'all have abstained from watching this because they say I know that there's a story behind that rapping dog. But you know what? I want you guys to tell it to me. You at least making amusing. I got nothing because that dog got nothing the moment that motherfucker hits the spot when he has a spot. He cut first by he comes out of nowhere. Nowhere. He don't say hi. I'm Jasper the time-traveling dog. You don't give a name. He don't give an explanation. He doesn't say hello ancient people. Yeah, what did they save the mice from something? They say, oh, thank you. And then he breaks into it. Yeah, he just does into it. You know, he don't give a name or an explanation for his presence. He saves the mice and after that mice is saved that fool starts dropping bars. Just the snack I'm looking for. You know, there's something you should know. So I'm going to tell you what? Yeah, you didn't cut that now at all. You just go. Oh, I mean someone else's digestion. Whatever that was. What is up? You should know man. It's the first time this dog has had a captive audience. I saved your life. You got to listen to my to my rhymes. Every time I start up with some people, they walk off. You have to stop. Oh, yeah. Should I got to all the shit right now? You know, there's something you should know. So I'm going to tell you so don't sweat it. Forget it. Enjoy the show and shit in my head. Let's get some of that man. You can't see him talking. Get to his mouth moving. Yeah, these mice are like, I don't know what this new sound is senor, but I like it. Mi gusto. He's bison and mice are losing their shit, right? Yes, amigo. Yes. And over on the side, everybody that knows the dog. He's like, you should know. They're like, here we go. He was wearing nothing but fur all out his ass. He pulled a jersey, a backwards cap, a boombox, some basketball shorts, a boombox, and some Jordans. I'm going to tell you something. For a moment, if this movie gave a fuck at all, it stopped here. We ain't explaining shit. You go with it or not. We don't care. I got the impression like somebody was inspired by this and they had their little team or one person and went off and animated this whole sequence and like, man, this is really going live in this thing. It's going to be the showpiece and they brought it back and everybody went, this has nothing to do with everything else. Bullshit. We using it. But yes, yes, but we don't have a lot of material here. So throw it in there. Somehow the power of this dog's hip-hop right here transported these people to 80s New York. We got buildings. We got graffiti. You know, and it's funny because we got animals that were never in this scene before and being that is the 80s in the hood. They all on crack and shit. That's the one on the right. Yeah, this man is cracked out right now. Look at the poster behind him. Rap music. I was going to say, you know, looking at the just in case these other animals didn't know what this crazy funky futuristic sound was. They actually wrote generically rap music. There were three things animated in the film that weren't a part of this originally. If you look at this, if you look at the style that they did it's it is different where they tried to match it. They did a lot of things differently. You can see like they added way more shadows on these characters. Yeah, the the designs are different. Yeah, you know, it's yeah. It's it's so this yeah three moments in here where I don't know how I don't know why but this was never in the original cut and the original cut was 82 minutes long. I know I read that afterwards only to go like, oh, so I'm not seeing the long cut. Well, I wonder how it's different than what I'm watching. Yeah, I don't know. But all I know is like somebody said, wow, you have a really shitty movie right here. Let's make it worse. Yeah, they cut it down. You can tell that it's padded out, you know, it's it's it's padded out by a lot of things one is padded out by things like like a wacky business wacky business like setting people on fire. You run around the kitchen whiskey is misspelled and two. I was like that shit ain't funny. This man. He burned burned his man alive. Crash the window wacky. Yeah, man. Yeah people and if you really like like and they said that for certain scenes they they added more wacky music. So and wacky sound effects. So maybe this was different. Maybe it was more horrified when the original is out, but they say went in and added a lot more wackiness in some of the other versions. The the musical number with mice. They got a musical number with mice in here. Oh shit. Let me see here. Let's just in everything with oh, yeah, it's something that you can do stuff. You can take off your dancing. Oh, I would love they said choose those enemies. They're trying to say a shoe store shoes. Those meanwhile those fucking cats and they got geese in here these these cats. These cats didn't that that's all they're there for. We ain't we ain't met these cats at all. We met these cats at all in the movie. The geese that was the same shot from The Rapping Dog. Yeah. Oh, it was. Yeah. Yeah, they do certain things. We're trying the more they try to stick closer to the Titanic that the it's almost like maybe just go ahead and stick with The Rapping Dog because this is just this is offensively stupid right now because at this point, they're really they really are trying to stuff in things to make it seem like oh, but look we are about the Titanic. They start like introducing characters like old people that that love each other just so you can feel bad for them because you know, they you know, they gonna die. Yeah, you know, you know, they gonna you know, because you know, they gonna die, you know, that's in. You know, they want you to have something to care about when people love when the boat is going down and we'll be together forever and ever. Bitch, get off me. Hold me. Never let me go. Mama, you got this. By the end of the review, you're gonna be talking about hold me. It kind of grows on you after a while. Not me. Don't you sound like a raggedy shawty though? Holding that note like that. How many times they play My Heart Will Go On in the Titanic movie. And while the shit is going down, you know what's funny? While the shit is going down, like they this movie, they started out so serious before. I mean, it was almost horrifying. When the shit is going down, they're not taking it serious at all. When I say they bring in extra goofiness, they do it in all the wrong places. Those horrible creatures are making faces at me. Well, maybe you're bothering them. Well, leave them alone. He just told us straight up. It's your fault. Maybe the boat's a little too heavy. You know what? I tell you, there is one accurate spot here in the movie. Because they do that thing where as the ship sank, the band played on. And guess what song they played? I'm tired of hearing that goddamn song. And I'm going to tell you what happens at the very end, the very end, just in case somebody wants to, because I want to know if it's the same thing we're thinking about. Something out of Star Wars? Yes. I cut it off. So I don't know. Oh, yeah. I checked out. Yes. I was like, you got some fucking nerve. I know. I know this is a cartoon with a rapping dog, but you don't do this. You don't do this shit. You do not get to do this. You don't get to do it. Play it with a straight face and just walk away. It's like, whoa, come back here. Come back here. It was never a part of what we were talking about before. It wasn't a part of shit after. You don't do this to me. The thing about this is that people, you know, whether the ship sinks or not, the movie will not go off. And it's only 58 minutes. It's only 58 minutes and they had to pan it out. And it keeps breaking for commercials. Well, I just love it. I just love it. This bitch is committed to this song. She's ready to go down with that song. Look at the French dude. He's just staring at her all creepy. You gonna give me some ass for this thing to go down? Look at him. I mean, why not at this point? And the credits do, after they go through this long epilogue of telling you about what happened to these characters no one cares about, then they start to roll the credits. Playing, you know, what? Yeah, you say all that, but when you driving home tonight, that shit's gonna be coming out of your mouth. Run into a tree. They stop the credits, people. We have, we've had about three false starts and stops. Yeah. Yeah, it's got a bunch of endings. We are about to, again, the credits are rolling. We should be gone. We've actually seen some names already, but nah, they want to actually have an encore where the actors come out and take a bow. You know, I didn't stick around. They didn't have to come out and do it, but they had, they had shots while all the characters looked at the screen and they put the act, the voice actors games on there. Yeah. Wink wink. People, again, you see how slow these introductions are and they do this with a lot of people padding. They get through introducing all the voice actors. They cool for them and I ain't taking shit out on them. Cool for them. They got think whatever's worth. They got the credits doing here. Awesome. They finally roll the credits to the end for anybody who bothered and I was that person because I just had to see I said, let me stay to the end to see if you gonna do what I think you gonna do. Oh, wow. I did not stick around for that. Because those crabs are taking a long time. The crates are about as long as the movie. That is the stink. You might as well have Samuel Jackson coming out singing that shit. You ain't the only one that can. People, I wasn't bullshitting. I was like, I've been trying to go play this song. As many times as we can squeeze it in. How much time you got? You bring a motherfucker up, all of a sudden they break you off some goddamn disrespect. Disrespect? I was like, the director must have been fucking this chick or something. I'm telling you, I'm thinking, yeah, he was fucking her or they paid a lot of money for it and he's like, we gonna use this goddamn. Yeah, we gonna use this. You know how big the song was from the first one? If we can just get a little piece of that. Yeah, we can get a little piece. Just a little piece. Here is the big reveal in this movie. So, Anastasia right here, fake Anastasia. So she's been hanging around a nanny the whole time. Somebody that. The nanny of, what's that love interest? Williams, Williams nanny. Is that Williams nanny? Oh, it is Williams nanny. Yeah. So she's been hanging. She's so she been, she even met this woman before. This is Williams nanny. Williams, you know, that's pretty boy that was in here. Who's trying to convince everybody straight. Pretty much the stepmother who's raised him. Yeah, the stepmother who's raised him. She got on this ship, not knowing that this, that fake Anastasia was going to be on here. Somehow they crossed paths when Williams was so in love with this girl and Tom, but I can never let you go. Of course, when he meets her, he has to meet the, he has to have her meet the, his nanny who brought, who brought him up and boy, talk about talking about a twist. They twisted so hard that they broke our arms over here. Yeah. Yeah, there. Ever since my mother puts it around my neck as a baby. And then left you because she was forced to. Mother. I wonder if my daughter has been taught correctly and educated. And then he goes, oh, he goes, oh, Nanny, forget about that bitch. And then they come right to Anastasia. This goes on to, did y'all say this to people? If you watch this movie, it went like that. It went like that. It was almost, it was, it was revealing. It's like, cool. But the fact that they even did it. Yeah, you got some goddamn nerve movie. That was one of the things I said, so I can look, I can roll with all this. I would, you would think I'd accept, I could accept this. They had a rapping dog in this movie. The rapping dog made more sense. But the rapping dog came early and then disappeared as if he had never been there. Thing is the rap. Well, you know, that's the funny thing about this dog. That dog came back, but he never rapped again. He never talked about rapping. Yeah, exactly. It's like he must have got some really bad reviews and just went like, all right, if that didn't wow him then clearly, this is not for me. It was almost like the, it was almost like the mice were talking about, hey, give us, give us one of those raps. What raps? I don't know what rap is. Look, I don't do that no more. Yeah, yeah. Shit, he wouldn't even do that. He'd be like, rap? That ain't, that ain't even been invented yet. What you talking about rap? You stupid. Man, I ain't said it in years. I can't believe it. He's all broke down and washed up. People, they had a rapping dog in this movie. The dog came in, he rapped, he didn't say shit about it no more, didn't try to explain it. Sometimes some things are just better left unsaid because the more you try to say something, the dumber that shit is, like pulling this bullshit right here. Ever since my mother put it around my neck as a baby. Fate is strange though. I finally found my mother. Only to lose William. Only to lose your stepbrother who you're now in love with. And also, and also it was like, I knew you'd never abandon me. I kind of did. I was like, I knew you'd never, she totally abandoned you. And now that you're fully grown and I don't have to pay for shit, I can tell you I'm your mother. Now we can be sisters. We can be best friends now. Who her daddy didn't want or someone who was. Yeah. And then she said, I guess, fuck it. Yeah, right. I need to keep my man. I love this. And maybe you can turn that gay lad out. And we found a street urchin and just raised him as our own. Yeah. What about me though? What about you? That was different. They should have mentioned that. She talked about William. Let me see if I can find that scene talking about William and talking about, yeah, I just found him and raised him as my, you ain't gonna explain that shit. Right. With money. William, you know him? That tall, handsome young man traveling on the Titanic. Yes. I brought him up and gave him all the love I wanted to give you. Wait, what? I just replaced him with you. Truth is we didn't want to, we didn't want a girl. I brought him up and gave him all the love I wanted to give you. It rips off so much stuff that you start seeing things, you know what I'm saying? It's like you start, you start thinking like, is that a ripoff of something I've seen before? Is that a ripoff? And it's like, you don't even know anymore because I remember looking at this and I was thinking I just left it out because I said, you know, I'm a big fan of Golden Age, like first Golden Age of Disney. And I looked at this and I'm like, is that the, is that a blend of the cat from Cinderella and a cat from the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland? I thought so. And as I looked at him, I was like, you know what? I almost put it up because and I did it. See, I pulled up a picture. Let me see here. I thought it was because I did pull up a picture of the cat from, let me see here. What did I say? There it is. Big-ass cat. Oh, well, shit didn't grow but that picture right there and I thought, ah, you know, I'm messing with this movie enough. I'll let them have something but I, you know, benefit of the doubt. Not on them. I don't know, man. It looks very inspired. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Well, there you go, folks. That's our review. Yeah, you motherfucking go. Now, you know, the real history of Titanic. See, they don't tell you about that in the history books. You didn't learn this in school. Wikipedia or Google learn. Anywhere else you might. Find history. Yep. So people, there you go. Hopefully, you're a better person now. Instead of learning your history.